What are you, Dem, Rep, or Tex...

You do have a choice!!!!

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Texan?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with
your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks
eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
> the knife, and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and
> you are an expert shot.
>
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
> your family.
>
> ; What do you do?
>
>
>
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>
>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer
> the question!
>
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would
> inspire him to attack?
>
> Cou ld we run away?
>
> What does my wife think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
> knock the knife out of his hand?
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
> Does the .45 have appropriate safety built into
> it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
> kind of message does this send to society and to my
> children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just
> killing me?
> > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
> be content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 9-1-1?
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
> and make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
>
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
> with some friends for few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
>
> ;
>
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>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
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>
> Texan's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click
>
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
> the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
>
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
>
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the
> Taxidermist!'


:cheers:

While I would never call myself a Texan...

Haha,
I needed a good chuckle.

Thank you mike.. You made my day...I hope you are having a great day

Silvertips ARE hollowpoints

:twak:

ha ha

ECKSJAY said:

Silvertips ARE hollowpoints

:twak:

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Was thinking the same thing.

An oldie but goodie.

ECKSJAY said:

Silvertips ARE hollowpoints

:twak:

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Texan...




Me? I'd be somewhere between Texan and Republican. I'd probably give him two or three rounds.

The jokes messed up. It supposed to be a Republican and Texas Republican.

BIgDaddyChia said:

The jokes messed up. It supposed to be a Republican and Texas Republican.

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Not necessarily. I'm sure there are a few Texans that realize that neither party are worth a damn.

Ecomike said:

> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!

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Typical politician: Half a**ed job. Proper response: BangBang(or as Cooper would say, "A controlled pair") Check, and, if necessary, Bang!

Ecomike said:

Texan's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click

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Typical overkill,...
>

Ecomike said:

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
> the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

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Silvertips ARE hollow points, and my kid would know that.

Sheesh!

Edit: damn, all that while I wrote this. Talk about beaten to the punch,...