Indestructable Redneck Fender Flares

OK bear with me...I've been up since 0330 and I am fading fast...

Since I am the lucky owner of two low-mile 33x12.50 MTs that are ruined beyond any hope of repair (and I am too fat for a 15" tire swing) ...here's my idea:

Jigsaw the sidewall maybe at approx 15" radius, then saw each in half along the circumfrence at the c/l of the tread

That leaves me with 4ea 6.25" wide x 112" (approx) flares

Slit the sidewalls to allow them to be straightened, and attach to the fenders with .25"dia x .75"l nuts & bolts with washers.

Presto... new flares that are built to take abuse, yet springy enough to laugh at rocks (well at least laugh down at the rocks that got them there)

What y'all think? :viking: or :anon:

Thanks

It sounds good....I saw something similar on "the new TNN" show power block.. Only they paid for thier flares( pretty expensive too), and were made out of a plastic/rubber.

Where's the smilie of the back of a guy with a sunburnt neck when ya need it?? :angel:

You're kidding, right?

Yeah Woody, they should work just fine. But GEEZ, THEY WOULD BE UGLY!

Even those tacky, universal, bend-to-fit fender-flares-on-a-roll look better than that bud!

But, to each his own. Maybe the chick will dig it, who knows?

Can you paint them red???