Things we learned at NWfest 2014

-the rocks at funny rocks can be deceiving
-one snow rated tire will NOT get you out of funny rocks
- torxs will try and will succeed at getting into your jeep for a selfie
- bluberry.. Nuff said lol

Mmmm.....blueberry's




With regards to location: I learned that no matter where I think I might be, I am always wrong.




I learned what a C9 canopy is.



Mmmmm......blueberry's

-How to find where it was
-Roof top tent will not work on trails
-The shitter is a long walk when your prairie doggin
-I hate rocks
-Whistling jack's has the worst highway robbery on everything
-Larry cant beat a girl at 10 push ups
-Larry reffers to himself as "plus size gal"
-Bring a chair made from concrete next year
-I still hate rocks
-Staying sober was a freeking blast
-Larry is Demonoid 369
-Wet naps are wepons in the right hands
-Learned what a c9 canopy was
-Nick is great at spear tackling
-Dustin makes a great tackling dummy
-That state patrols wear bow ties and are dicks

-I'm getting old
-I drink too much
-My jeep needs some TLC
-I have a new found fondness for zip-ties...
-I am still directionally challenged !
-My girlfriend and I apparently cannot make 2 cases of beer and a fifth last for 2 & 1/2 days!
-Nick remains the raining champ of spotting !
-My oldest daughter apparently is broken and has no sense of fear !
-Did I mention I'm getting old and drink to much ?
-Next year drink less and wheel more !

and Chad... X's 2 on the whistlin Jacks rip off, concrete chair, and walk to the shitter!

I learned why my balls are so heavy
Apparently they are made of brass.