bmikes
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Hey guys, I saw a thread like this in another chapter and thought we should share some smiles in this chapter. Here's one I stole from their thread.
There was a man who walks in a bar and at the bar was a large jar with a bunch of $10 bills in it. The man asks the bartender what the jar full of 10's was all about. The bartender says, Its a test, if you pass, you get all the money in the jar.
The man asks "What's the test?"
The bartender says "I can't tell you unless you put in $10"
The man then decides he has to know...he puts in his $10 bill and the bartender begins to tell him of the test.
"First, you have to drink an entire bottle of pepper tequila without making a face, then there is a pitbull tied up outside that has a sore tooth that needs to be pulled. Then there is an 80 year old woman upstairs that needs to be satisfied, If you can do all of that, you will get all the money in the jar"
The man replies "That is insane, its impossible, no wonder the jar is full of money, I'm not doing that, just give me a whiskey!"
So the man drinks his whiskey, then orders another one, the another one, and then another one while thinking about this test.
The man decides that he is going to do it!
He tells the bartender and the bartender hands him an entire bottle of Pepper tequila and the man begins to down the whole bottle....he finishes it without making a face.
The man then stumbles out back to the pitbull and everyone in the bar hears nothing but screaming and yelping and barking.... the man comes back inside and goes up to the bartender and says "OK!, Now where is the old lady with the sore tooth!!?!?!
There was a man who walks in a bar and at the bar was a large jar with a bunch of $10 bills in it. The man asks the bartender what the jar full of 10's was all about. The bartender says, Its a test, if you pass, you get all the money in the jar.
The man asks "What's the test?"
The bartender says "I can't tell you unless you put in $10"
The man then decides he has to know...he puts in his $10 bill and the bartender begins to tell him of the test.
"First, you have to drink an entire bottle of pepper tequila without making a face, then there is a pitbull tied up outside that has a sore tooth that needs to be pulled. Then there is an 80 year old woman upstairs that needs to be satisfied, If you can do all of that, you will get all the money in the jar"
The man replies "That is insane, its impossible, no wonder the jar is full of money, I'm not doing that, just give me a whiskey!"
So the man drinks his whiskey, then orders another one, the another one, and then another one while thinking about this test.
The man decides that he is going to do it!
He tells the bartender and the bartender hands him an entire bottle of Pepper tequila and the man begins to down the whole bottle....he finishes it without making a face.
The man then stumbles out back to the pitbull and everyone in the bar hears nothing but screaming and yelping and barking.... the man comes back inside and goes up to the bartender and says "OK!, Now where is the old lady with the sore tooth!!?!?!
