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October 12th, 2006, 17:08
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"




























"No," the woman replied, ... "Divorce attorney"

IXNAYXJ
October 12th, 2006, 17:22
All my buddies who are divorced were just e-mailed that joke. Thanks!

-----Matt-----

TRNDRVR
October 12th, 2006, 18:09
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.

imma honky
October 12th, 2006, 18:57
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.

Why yes, yes I have.
He works for Bellsouth.

Kittrell
October 12th, 2006, 19:13
Why yes, yes I have.
He works for Bellsouth.

And Dell on the weekends.

Beej
October 12th, 2006, 21:24
And Dell on the weekends. Weird, I don't know how he has time to also work for every Canadian bank...

LilRhodyXJ
October 12th, 2006, 21:38
i believe he also supplies me with SOBE/Gatorade at the local mini mart...and stresses to me for some reason that he is indian not arab...:dunno:

XJFire
October 13th, 2006, 01:03
he works at HP too. and microsoft....