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Lawn Cher'
October 9th, 2006, 06:28
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike", the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep", the little girl said, "he sure did"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a safety violation. He said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it".


The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, sir, did Santa bring it to you?"


"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.


The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

red91
October 9th, 2006, 06:30
Santa doesn't exist.


(bringing the truth to an unlighted world)

Lawn Cher'
October 9th, 2006, 10:09
Santa doesn't exist.

I beg to differ... not only have I met him, but I managed to royally piss him off.

Chero-King
October 9th, 2006, 12:28
Lmao! :laugh2:

dj's 2000 xj
October 9th, 2006, 12:48
Santa doesn't exist.


(bringing the truth to an unlighted world)


THEN, Who The Hell Is This With the Reindeer!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h201/neeser77/dec11006.jpg

cherokee89
October 9th, 2006, 13:01
That is the guy from the mall.

dj's 2000 xj
October 9th, 2006, 13:04
That is the guy from the mall.

No it's not, there is no whiskey in the picture!! :) hahahahahaha

red91
October 9th, 2006, 14:40
I beg to differ... not only have I met him, but I managed to royally piss him off.


He's a fake. Hinkley killed the real Santa Claus.

Captain Ron
October 9th, 2006, 15:52
Nice try Mark.

Bet you still don't get chit for Christmas.

:D

--ron

djblade311
October 9th, 2006, 16:23
LawnCher tried to run over Santa's sleigh at Moab

Captain Ron
October 9th, 2006, 17:00
LawnCher tried to run over Santa's sleigh at Moab

That's not the way I *heard* it.

:D

--ron

red91
October 10th, 2006, 06:14
Nice try Mark.

Bet you still don't get chit for Christmas.

:D

--ron

a JEW celebrating Crhistmas....

how about Rosh Hashannah there Mark?

Lawn Cher'
October 10th, 2006, 09:01
a JEW celebrating Crhistmas....

how about Rosh Hashannah there Mark?

I never told you my wife is Catholic?

Joe
October 10th, 2006, 18:49
Good joke lol