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riverfever
May 2nd, 2009, 19:22
Well it appears that someone couldn't wait to pass through Woodland Park again on the way home from today's run. Trust me when I say that they were both nothing shy of eager to partake in the luxurious surroundings that could only be offered in a Vanagon. Here are some of the highlights of what I heard:

Troy: "Hey Steve...this thing is actually pretty sweet. I bet I could score some tail in this thing."

Steve: "Check out the table that flips up. I bet that thing could hold a serious sandwich."

Troy: "Do you think River would turn on the fluroescent light for us again?"

Steve: "Dude....you're gonna ruin it....shut up!"

Troy: "I so wish my Jeep could get power to the windows and blowers when the headlight switch is on and the bright lever is pulled back. Those German's have thought of everything."

Steve: "This thing is sourced for sure."

Troy: "I wonder if I could keep it on the down low if I come across one of these bad boys at Klodens?"

Steve: "One? You need to find 2."

Troy: "Oh man....River's got a camera. I'm gonna throw down some smoke screen just in case this pic finds it way back to NAXJA."

Steve: "I can't fight it any more Troy. My ass is so comfortable in these seats and the lighting is so good I don't even know if I need my glasses. Forget Lasic. Are those grab handles??????"

http://i44.tinypic.com/fm3uxx.jpg
JohnJohn
May 2nd, 2009, 19:27
...then they all climbed the penis shaped rock together.
Fred
May 2nd, 2009, 20:16
LOL:laugh3:
Stang5lgt
May 2nd, 2009, 20:35
Nice....:D
xj-grin
May 2nd, 2009, 20:57
...then they all climbed the penis shaped rock together.
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aw man... visual, can't, get out of my head!!!!! AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAH:wierd:
SteveT
May 2nd, 2009, 21:00
And That is JUST the way it happened...Exactly...No exaggeration...And then I ran home to find out that the bright lever trick trick only works with the blower motor, not my sunroof. ACTCHUNG!

The sandwich capability is very impressive. I approve.

My tummy hurts,

Steve
Skully
May 2nd, 2009, 21:26
Steve: "I can't fight it any more Troy. My ass is so comfortable in these seats ..........................."



Steve, you might have thought those seats were comfortable, but by the way Troy is sitting, he does not look so comfortable...............









....................that or he has to take a huge dump. :D
YELLAHEEP
May 2nd, 2009, 23:50
Fawkin' River was a trip! You'da thought he was Tom Hanks in "Cast Away" - like he hadn't seen another soul other than Heather and the dogs in a year.....:D

River finally got us to sit in his damn van....... then took off running and howling with evil laughter like Igor to go get his damn camera.......

I simply had to show my loyalty - hence the "pointing" fingers....... :D


Personally, I think we as Colorado Chapter folks need to stage an intervention...... Steal that damn German shoe box and put another XJ in it's place......
.40CalPatriot
May 3rd, 2009, 00:04
Hey river I love the ghetto fly rod hanger. Its so cheap but also functional without the chance of something breaking it!
SteveT
May 3rd, 2009, 07:44
Hey river I love the ghetto fly rod hanger. Its so cheap but also functional without the chance of something breaking it!

And up there, the dog won't eat it...Unless them bazooka speakers knock 'em loose, bangin' thru the hood.
JohnJohn
May 3rd, 2009, 07:47
VW's rock, but only when driven by conservatives!

Wish I coulda stopped River. I had a passenger with a "hot date" waiting for him.
riverfever
May 3rd, 2009, 08:00
And up there, the dog won't eat it...Unless them bazooka speakers knock 'em loose, bangin' thru the hood.

That was the reason for that placement. That and the fact that I have to be ready to move at the first sign of a puddle. I don't have to worry about the multiple flies that are on there. However, he's now 9 months and approaching 70 lbs. He towers over his big sister so it may not be safe after all. Yesterday he ate a lot of a laundry basket.