Just run a normal, legal exhaust. Header, cat, muffler, and if you choose to go with a Cherry bomb, then get a spark arrestor for it. Your post shows 3 reasons for the greenies to try to shut us down: 1.Open pipe to a Cherry bomb=obnoxiously loud 2.Open pipe to a Cherry bomb=no cat=not emissions friendly and also against federal law 3.Open header=even more obnoxious, still not emissions friendly and still against federal law.
Personal opinions aside, we all need to look out for how we conduct ourselves. Environmentalists will and do show up to our wheeling spots to look for evidence of us being irresponsible, damaging, and unsafe. They take pictures, they record sound clips, it's probably pretty likely that they cruise internet forums as well. All just to present evidence of why we shouldn't be allowed into places like Tellico (recently shut down), the Rubicon (been under threat for a while), Johnson Valley (under threat from the Marine Corps), Lion's Back in Moab (shut down due to "safety concerns" and a new development moving in next door), etc etc. Our favorite places are under greater threat today than ever before and if we present ourselves as a bunch obnoxious, polluting rednecks out to just "tear it up", we make their job easier and lose more of our wheeling lands.