I had the munchies...

[rock rash]

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opened tonight...all gone. :D


















yes this deserves its own thread:skull2:

[Chero-King]

Im hungry now.


















Ass.
:)

[aparke4]

oh man been there done that wait till you get the mint creme filled ones might end up being two packages!

[rock rash]

i dont enjoy the mint creme as much as i had hoped...but i got another package of holloween!

[Kurt04]

I like oreos but there is no way I could eat a whole bag in one night. :shiver:

[Bohican]

I like oreos but there is no way I could eat a whole bag in one night. :shiver:

Wish i had that problem, whenever I buy a bag I have to dump half the bag into a freezer bag and toss the freezer bag into a random cabinet. Out of sight, out of mind. Otherwise the bag is gone within hours.

[freerider15]

Dude, I swear...if you reek up the house tonight because you ate too damn many of those things...there will be hell to pay...:D

[RichP]

The chocolate coated ones are awsome, I use a rocks glass [wide and squat] to hold the milk.... I have to say that my chocolate chip cookies are right alongside the oreo's... it's all I can do to let them cool off before the orgy begins...

[XJ Dreamin']

1 cup granulated cane sugar
1 cup brown sugar (I prefer dark, but light is just as good)
3/4 cup sweet cream butter, room temperature (if unsalted add 1/2 tsp salt to recipe)
1/2 cup peanut butter (I prefer chunky)
1 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract (no imitation - you can go to 2 tsp if you just really like vanilla)

3 eggs (I always buy Grade A large, so figure your own conversion or don't blame me if you use sparrow eggs or something)

3 cups all purpose bleached flour (experiment with other flours at your own risk)
1 tsp salt (add additional 1/2 tsp if using unsalted butter. Taste the finished dough. You can add salt to the finished dough, if necessary)
1 1/2 tsp baking soda

1 12oz bag Nesstle's Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip Morsels. If you use anything else...well, you're just weird.

Beat sugar, butter, peanut butter and vanilla to blend (I like to work by hand. I have a KitchenAide but I find the cookies tend to be a bit dense if beaten too much)

Beat in 1 egg at a time (It's just easier to get the mixture to combine if you do one egg at a time, but you won't kill the recipe if you do them all 3 at once).

Note: I have a nasty habit of dipping the measuring cup straight into the flour canister and then tapping it on the inside of the canister before leveling off. If you do it the prissy way of scooping flour into the cup, or :limpwrist: sifting the flour, you will need to add a bit more flour. I don't know how much you'd need to add. If you won't do it my way, then you get what you deserve.

That said - Combine flour, salt, and baking soda into sugar, butter, peanut butter, egg, vanilla mixture. Again, I like to beat by hand, 1 cup at a time (I put the salt and baking soda in with the first cup of flour). Sometimes I'm lazy and use the KitchenAide, but I do think the cookies are lighter if beaten by hand.

Add morsels to dough. Bake at 350* on your favorite cookie sheet or baking stone. Our Whirlpool micro-temp oven does 1 dozen on a plain steel sheet in 12 minutes.

Alternative: Press the dough into a cookie tray with 1" sides. Bake at 350* ~20 minutes. You need to monitor the baking. Move the tray up or down in the over to even out baking. You might need to wrap the edges of the tray with foil to prevent the edges over cooking. When cool, cut the sheet cookie into 1" squares. Dip squares in milk chocolate fondue or coat with chocolate fudge.

[seanR]

Here you will need one of these...

http://www.lanecc.edu/fec/images/equipment/nordictrack/nordictrack.jpg

[rock rash]

Dude, I swear...if you reek up the house tonight because you ate too damn many of those things...there will be hell to pay...:D
HAHAHAHA! nah if anything reeks up the house itd be that incense or the smell of burnt hair!

[IcedXJ]

I think I will stay out of this one...

[Lawn Cher']

HAHAHAHA! nah if anything reeks up the house itd be that incense or the smell of burnt hair!

Burnt hair? You know hair clippers are pretty cheap and do a better job if you need a haircut.

[XJ Dreamin']

Burnt hair? You know hair clippers are pretty cheap and do a better job if you need a haircut.

If you boil it first, you can scrape off the hair before you put it over the pit.

[Ramsey]

damn those look good. Stupid Diet.

[XJ Dreamin']

Here you will need one of these...

http://www.lanecc.edu/fec/images/equipment/nordictrack/nordictrack.jpg

Trying to talk the wife into one of these.

http://www.bowflex.com/shoppingcart/productImages/ultimate2.jpg

[RichP]

Well, I behaved myself at Rutts Hut yesterday, one of those places I could really pig out on the hotdogs....

[XJ Dreamin']

Well, I behaved myself at Rutts Hut yesterday, one of those places I could really pig out on the hotdogs....

I've had a hankerin' for New Zion Baptist Church BBQ (http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/1994-07-28/cafe.html), lately. They do meat (brisket), ribs (pork), pork (pulled smoked pork butt), chicken (smoked, not fried), and links (summer sausage links smoked 'till they're almost jerked), potato salad, beans (pinto beans stewed in BBQ sauce) and slaw. A three-meat plate is $7.50.

[flexjay87]

i love oreo's, and i heard they are one of the worst cookies for you(as if any of them are good) now that brings up a side note to consider, and that is , all of the people or friends i have eaten a meal with, who are skinny, hardley ever eat dessert or like sweets at all. in fact one example i can think of is a friend of mine who eats very large meals, but never eats sweets. now i could never do that, in fact, sweets after a meal taste better to me. i would liken that to havin a cigarette after eating for some people, seems that way anyhow. so are sweets an addiction, like cigs? is it just a bad habit, or is it in the DNA? to complicate things, seems like a lot of people who don't eat sweets, are the ones who smoke, weird?

[RichP]

i love oreo's, and i heard they are one of the worst cookies for you(as if any of them are good) now that brings up a side note to consider, and that is , all of the people or friends i have eaten a meal with, who are skinny, hardley ever eat dessert or like sweets at all. in fact one example i can think of is a friend of mine who eats very large meals, but never eats sweets. now i could never do that, in fact, sweets after a meal taste better to me. i would liken that to havin a cigarette after eating for some people, seems that way anyhow. so are sweets an addiction, like cigs? is it just a bad habit, or is it in the DNA? to complicate things, seems like a lot of people who don't eat sweets, are the ones who smoke, weird?

Actually I eat good dark chocolate just for the good stuff in it, gotta get my anti-oxidantants somehow... speaking of which where'd I put those godiva dark chocolate bars I picked up yesterday...

[XJ Dreamin']

i love oreo's, and i heard they are one of the worst cookies for you(as if any of them are good) now that brings up a side note to consider, and that is , all of the people or friends i have eaten a meal with, who are skinny, hardley ever eat dessert or like sweets at all. in fact one example i can think of is a friend of mine who eats very large meals, but never eats sweets. now i could never do that, in fact, sweets after a meal taste better to me. i would liken that to havin a cigarette after eating for some people, seems that way anyhow. so are sweets an addiction, like cigs? is it just a bad habit, or is it in the DNA? to complicate things, seems like a lot of people who don't eat sweets, are the ones who smoke, weird?

Consider our ancestors, hunting and gathering. Wild game (which makes up only 20% of total calories) is very lean. Even so, it provides approximately 80% of the fat consumption. Most of the plant stuffs gathered are fat free. There's nuts, but those are seasonal and there's very stiff competition for them. There's eggs, but, again, they are seasonal and they don't keep. So what fat you can get depends primarily on the hunters. Even so, we're not talking Grade A Prime here. We're talking lean, tough and stringy.

Now consider that the best defense against seasonal famine is a good stockpile of depot fat. Who is going to survive the famine? Somebody who has a craving for fat and will seek it out where ever it can be found, or somebody who doesn't particularly care about fat and could let it pass? You see, it's 'normal' to crave fat. That craving is what got you through the famine when that skinny a$$ little chit keeled over dead.

Third - consider carbs. Besides a good stockpile of depot fat to survive the famine, the other essential for our ancestors was a daily intake of carbs (in order to have enough energy each day to put out the effort to find some fat to survive the famine). The hunters are useless when it comes to carbs. Game has no carbs. So it's down to the women and the children to keep everybody going. Leaves, stems, shoots and pods are nearly devoid of carbs. You got to eat that stuff by the bushel to stay alive. Oddly, these items are chock full of fibre. Wonder why our systems work better with fibre? Might have something to do with our ancestry.

Where to find carbs? Don't be fooled by modern domesticated roots, bulbs and tubers. Wild roots, bulbs and tubers are tough, stringy, bitter, and usually poisonous. Berries have sugar. So do seeds. But, yes you guessed it, both are seasonal and both are under heavy stress from competitors. Same for nuts.

So, in order to get enough carbs each day to get your butt up and out there looking for enough fat to carry your sorry skinny a$$ through the next famine, you got to really, really want it. Those who survive are those who crave sugar and fat with all their heart. Those sorry skinny little pukes who could do without won't last a year.

Now days, of course, it's all flipped around. I could buy my weight in lard for $10. The cravings that kept my ancestors alive are gonna kill me deader than a door nail, and those sorry, skinny little pukes who never eat are gonna live forever.

go figure.

[Lawn Cher']

Now days, of course, it's all flipped around. I could buy my weight in lard for $10. The cravings that kept my ancestors alive are gonna kill me deader than a door nail, and those sorry, skinny little pukes who never eat are gonna live forever.

go figure.

Hey, we were born too late. On the bright side, after Dzol's asteroid comes plummeting to Earth and wipes out modern society as we know it, you and I will once again have what it takes to survive. The plump shall inherit the Earth.

[95meangreen]

1 cup granulated cane sugar
1 cup brown sugar (I prefer dark, but light is just as good)
3/4 cup sweet cream butter, room temperature (if unsalted add 1/2 tsp salt to recipe)
1/2 cup peanut butter (I prefer chunky)
1 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract (no imitation - you can go to 2 tsp if you just really like vanilla)

3 eggs (I always buy Grade A large, so figure your own conversion or don't blame me if you use sparrow eggs or something)

3 cups all purpose bleached flour (experiment with other flours at your own risk)
1 tsp salt (add additional 1/2 tsp if using unsalted butter. Taste the finished dough. You can add salt to the finished dough, if necessary)
1 1/2 tsp baking soda

1 12oz bag Nesstle's Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip Morsels. If you use anything else...well, you're just weird.

Beat sugar, butter, peanut butter and vanilla to blend (I like to work by hand. I have a KitchenAide but I find the cookies tend to be a bit dense if beaten too much)

Beat in 1 egg at a time (It's just easier to get the mixture to combine if you do one egg at a time, but you won't kill the recipe if you do them all 3 at once).

Note: I have a nasty habit of dipping the measuring cup straight into the flour canister and then tapping it on the inside of the canister before leveling off. If you do it the prissy way of scooping flour into the cup, or :limpwrist: sifting the flour, you will need to add a bit more flour. I don't know how much you'd need to add. If you won't do it my way, then you get what you deserve.

That said - Combine flour, salt, and baking soda into sugar, butter, peanut butter, egg, vanilla mixture. Again, I like to beat by hand, 1 cup at a time (I put the salt and baking soda in with the first cup of flour). Sometimes I'm lazy and use the KitchenAide, but I do think the cookies are lighter if beaten by hand.

Add morsels to dough. Bake at 350* on your favorite cookie sheet or baking stone. Our Whirlpool micro-temp oven does 1 dozen on a plain steel sheet in 12 minutes.

Alternative: Press the dough into a cookie tray with 1" sides. Bake at 350* ~20 minutes. You need to monitor the baking. Move the tray up or down in the over to even out baking. You might need to wrap the edges of the tray with foil to prevent the edges over cooking. When cool, cut the sheet cookie into 1" squares. Dip squares in milk chocolate fondue or coat with chocolate fudge.


Um recipes? What has this turned into geez guys.... Mans place= Garage....Womens place=kitchen guys can be in the kitchen to but only to eat geez people grab a wrench and go out to you jeep

[XJ Dreamin']

Hey, we were born too late.

Not so much too late as just in the wrong place. Move to Chad and you'll see what I mean.

On the bright side, after Dzol's asteroid comes plummeting to Earth and wipes out modern society as we know it, you and I will once again have what it takes to survive. The plump shall inherit the Earth.

Sometimes I fantisize about that when I'm eating fudge covered peanut butter tollhouse cookie squares. I take solice in the sure knowledge that every day gone brings us closer to astronomic armegeddon, when the "Oh, no. I not really hungry" nobs will be turning slowly over a nice bed of coals.

Reminds me. I need to stockpile some New Zion dipping sauce.

[XJ Dreamin']

Um recipes? What has this turned into geez guys.... Mans place= Garage....Womens place=kitchen guys can be in the kitchen to but only to eat geez people grab a wrench and go out to you jeep

Men are Chefs (which means 'Chief") - women are cooks (which means 'servant')

Only a Chef can properly prepair fudge covered peanut butter tollhouse cookie squares.


og god i hope my wife never ever looks at this web site

[rock rash]

to explain the burnt hair...i got bored while doing physics homework and had a lighter on my desk...then the leg hair came into sight...now its gone! not all of it, just small patches. Then that stank like ass so i lit insence to cover the smell, but they just mixed. yuck!

[rock rash]

i cant believe this thread is two pages...






















actually im suprised anyone even responded :D

[Lawn Cher']

to explain the burnt hair...i got bored while doing physics homework and had a lighter on my desk...then the leg hair came into sight...now its gone! not all of it, just small patches. Then that stank like ass so i lit insence to cover the smell, but they just mixed. yuck!

TTIWWP

[XJ Dreamin']

to explain the burnt hair...i got bored while doing physics homework and had a lighter on my desk...then the leg hair came into sight...now its gone! not all of it, just small patches. Then that stank like ass so i lit insence to cover the smell, but they just mixed. yuck!

We went back to Missouri to visit once. The wife's mother had a new air freshener in the bathroom.

"Did you see that vanilla air freshener Mom has in the bathroom?" the wife asked.

"Yes, I did. It smells like somebody's been eating vanilla."

Did not get a laugh. Go figure.

[XJ Dreamin']

TTIWWP

Not pictures of that.


Maybe pictures of you using a lighter to trim your spagetti monster :D

[RichP]

We went back to Missouri to visit once. The wife's mother had a new air freshener in the bathroom.

"Did you see that vanilla air freshener Mom has in the bathroom?" the wife asked.

"Yes, I did. It smells like somebody's been eating vanilla."

Did not get a laugh. Go figure.

They need REAL airfreshners, "Pickled eggs and Beer", "Baked Beans", "Roasted peanuts" then you won't have people using it as a reading room...

[XJ Dreamin']

They need REAL airfreshners, "Pickled eggs and Beer", "Baked Beans", "Roasted peanuts" then you won't have people using it as a reading room...

Air freshener is always on the shopping list around here. We never used any when I was growing up and we all survived. The old man takes a dump, everybody just keep yer yaps shut - the smell will go away soon enough.

[IcedXJ]

They need REAL airfreshners, "Pickled eggs and Beer", "Baked Beans", "Roasted peanuts" then you won't have people using it as a reading room...
Or one called farts...oh wait I already own it, just not in a metal pressurized container.


Why not just name it Bar, it encompasses all those smells, except the Beans...Steakhouse Bar...anyone want steak now because I could go for some now :angel:

[XJ Dreamin']

Or one called farts...oh wait I already own it, just not in a metal pressurized container.


Why not just name it Bar, it encompasses all those smells, except the Beans...Steakhouse Bar...anyone want steak now because I could go for some now :angel:

Reminds me.

Got some T-bones and strips in the freezer. I need to get some out for this weekend.

[IcedXJ]

Reminds me.

Got some T-bones and strips in the freezer. I need to get some out for this weekend.
Man I hate you...I cannot afford steak currently...

[XJ Dreamin']

Man I hate you...I cannot afford steak currently...

OK's not that far away. Just grab 45 south out of DFW. Gas is cheap now :D

[IcedXJ]

OK's not that far away. Just grab 45 south out of DFW. Gas is cheap now :D
hahaha, Ya I could head down. I like road trips, but the gf will castrate me for wasting money on gas :cry:

[rock rash]

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:D

[Ramsey]

Hey, we were born too late. On the bright side, after Dzol's asteroid comes plummeting to Earth and wipes out modern society as we know it, you and I will once again have what it takes to survive. The plump shall inherit the Earth.
we can rule together. you get to be the queen.

[buzzbombxj]

next time you have the munchies, throw some pizza rolls on the bbq
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6c653d5bf8.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
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its ten times better than the oven, and even better than cookies

[Ramsey]

the hell with the food, i just wish i had the munchies :greensmok

[Lawn Cher']

we can rule together. you get to be the queen.

A Jew and an Arab? It'll never work.