Blonde Joke

[Lawn Cher']

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him whispers, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair .... given that you are blind.... that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman who doesn't need a baseball bat.
3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to you on the other side also is blonde and she's a professional weight lifter.
5. And the woman standing right behind you is a blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister.....Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Lawn Cher']

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then," he sighed and said...

"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

[mild_xj]

That was funny.lol