Jeff and Sean's "Blues Brothers Bob's Country Bunker quote thread".

[ChiXJeff]

Sweet!
Bob's County Bunker!
Well, it's a BEYOOTIFUL place ya got here, Bob.

[seanR]

"They want us to pay for all the beer we drank to night"
"You boys owe me a lot of God Damn Money for that beer"
"The next gig....I promise...huge"

[ChiXJeff]

I'm Tucker Mcelroy, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago.

[seanR]

"Union cards? What if we get up on stage and play anyway?
What are you going to do?
It is hard to eat corn on the cob, with no f$%#^en teeth!"

[ChiXJeff]

Let me talk to Bob, and see if we can put your band on waivers, for tonight. I don't want you to move from this spot.

Yeah. We'll.... talk to Bob.

[seanR]

Chicken wire?
I don't think we blew a fuse, those lights are out for a reason!

[ChiXJeff]

Rawhide. What key?

A. Good country key.

[seanR]

What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

[seanR]

Be quiet, this is now Jeff and Sean's "Blues Brothers Bob's Country Bunker quote thread".
Go sit down.
It is Jeff's turn.....

[ChiXJeff]

Heh....

That ain't no Hank Williams song!

[seanR]

Now you have forced me to put the disc in the player.....

[ChiXJeff]

You know we do serve the state's best pepper steak.

NO THANK YOU, MA'AM!

[ChiXJeff]

We might be suckin' back a few later on. Ya see, we're THE BAND!

[seanR]

The sign says "Tonight only The Good Ole Boy's"
It's wrong, It should say "The Blues Brother's" triumphant return.

[ChiXJeff]

Must be some mistake.

[seanR]

I say we give the Blues Brothers just one more chance
Why not if the shit fits wear it!

[ChiXJeff]

Scoot over, G*DD**N it!

[seanR]

That was some of the best G*DDAMNED music we've had in here in a long time!
Well sorry we didn't know the Wreck of the ole' 97.

[ChiXJeff]

Okay, *NOW* you've done it....

Sometimes, it's hard....... to be a woman.....

[Rev Den]

Play here you two knuckleheads.

Rev

[ChiXJeff]

It's gonna be a good day....... I managed to get your knickers in a knot.

[Rev Den]

You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young boys whom I taught to believe in the Ten Commandments have come back to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.

:D

Rev

[seanR]

Rev, Wrong Scene, this is only quote from chapters 24, 25, 26, and 27.
Now, on to our regularly scheduled programming.

The boys looked a little upset, don't worry, we have a few days to get the penguin's tax money to her.

[ChiXJeff]

:D

Rev
Now, get out. And don't come back..... until you've redeemed yourselves.

Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.