I met a cute girl in the hot tub at the hotel last night...

[TRNDRVR]

Yes, I'm married. No, nothing happened. And I can still think she's cute......

But the bitch chewed tobacco and was sitting there at the pool spitting in a plastic bottle. A little fawking hottie with a pinch between her cheek and gums.

I mean....WTF? :wow:

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


I told my wife this morning. She felt the same as me. :wow:

Sorry but......:dunno:

[ECKSJAY]

Turn-on for me. :D

[johnlv6]

I'd have thought the same thing. I don't like smoking...chewing is WAY up there on the WT ladder.

[Gil BullyKatz]

What?

Does that mean she's a spitter not a swallower?

maybe she chews to get rid of chowder breath...

:dunno:

[TRNDRVR]

What?

Does that mean she's a spitter not a swallower?

maybe she chews to get rid of chowder breath...

:dunno:
From the looks of things, definitely a "spitter".

Either way, I wasn't going to find out.

[Beej]

Hmm. Midlife crisis?

:D

[TRNDRVR]

Hmm. Midlife crisis?

:DHer or me?

[GreenbeltXJ]

long cut or snuff?

[SBrad001]

That's F***ING HAWT! Chicks that dip rule. Plus, I can always steal a pinch from her when my tin is empty. . . .

[planefixer]

Was it Gretchen Wilson?? :D

[CanMan]

Turn-on for me. :D

X2, now thats a woman!

:D

[rock rash]

that is the grosest thing ever...IN MY OPINION. i couldnt date anyone who chewed or smoked other than an occasional cigar...:D

[bshaw]

where's the pictures!?

[Beej]

where's the pictures!? Agreed.



Pics or ban...

:D

[BRIANHO13]

Surprised you aren't Liberal enough to bang her anyway.....I am a little proud of you.

[jcnoble]

Now I have very high standards!.........must be a girl.........must weigh less than I do. And I dont waver from them !!!

[chelms27]

I chew, but dont like it when chicks do....unless they are really hot then I guess its cool.

[riverfever]

I chew, but dont like it when chicks do....unless they are really hot then I guess its cool.

X2

[Root Moose]

Chewing tobacco?

Wow, talk about retro.

I thought everybody gave that up in the 1930s.

[GreenbeltXJ]

is tis err?
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/fzabolla/funny%20stuff/charming-smil.jpg

[Ramsey]

Now I have very high standards!.........must be a girl.........must weigh less than I do. And I dont waver from them !!!
Mine are similar, female, HUMAN, and i prefer half my weight.

[rock rash]

Mine are similar, female, HUMAN, and i prefer half my weight.better than beej with twice his weight!

[Root Moose]

Mine are similar, female, HUMAN, and i prefer half my weight.
Now you're just being picky.

[rocklandxjer]

Honestly!!

Human?!

shallow bastard...

[Ramsey]

who am i kidding, it just has to be moist preferably tight.

[rocklandxjer]

:repair:

oooo breather tubes....

[Ramsey]

yeah the holes too big on those, i have to get a hose clamp to make it tight enough.

[CanMan]

yeah the holes too big on those, i have to get a hose clamp to make it tight enough.

So your saying your little man is just that, little? :D :D

[Ramsey]

I wish little described it.

[rocklandxjer]

hose clamped breather hoses are little? :dunno:

[CanMan]

I wish little described it.

:laugh2:

So small its inverted? :D

[rocklandxjer]

just big enough to put a sparkle in a hard-brakeline's eye?

[Ramsey]

on a warm day

[rocklandxjer]

:roflmao::roll: :roll: :roll:

[Ramsey]

wait what are we talking about?

[Matthew Currie]

Maybe she just found the perfect way to enjoy a dip in the hot tub without guys like Trndrvr hitting on her. It sure seems to have worked.

[rocklandxjer]

that provides a very interesting spin on the situation,

maybe her plan was for you NOT to find her attractive, when you left, she could have just as easily stopped dipping and waited for others to join..

quick test, was she dipping before or after you got in?

[CanMan]

Maybe she just found the perfect way to enjoy a dip in the hot tub without guys like Trndrvr hitting on her. It sure seems to have worked.

Id still hit on her. I don't give a shite.

[TRNDRVR]

Surprised you aren't Liberal enough to bang her anyway.....Not my style.

Besides, I been with my wife since I was 17. She's enough. Don't need anything else.

[johnlv6]

Shoulda piitb :D.

[RTicUL8]

http://southpark.unas.cz/screny/3081.jpg

Hi cutie! Wanna smoke?:greensmok

No thanks dear, I chew.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck34.gif

[dzolcali]

chicks with no teeth hehe, where do you think dzol's mind is going with that one? I say dip away and lose them suckers quick

[87manche]

Mine are similar, female, HUMAN, and i prefer half my weight.
just remember the dent measurement.
As long as you don't have to get the tape measure you're alright.

[POSXJGuy]

man, all this talk about someone you thought was a chick in a hot tub. how do you know this "chick" didn't used to be a guy?

possibly another customer of "gender reassignment".

makes you wonder what you were doing staring and fantasizing about.


:smootch::smootch::smootch::smootch::smootch::spin 1::spin1:

[johnlv6]

man, all this talk about someone you thought was a chick in a hot tub. how do you know this "chick" didn't used to be a guy?

possibly another customer of "gender reassignment".

makes you wonder what you were doing staring and fantasizing about.


:smootch::smootch::smootch::smootch::smootch::spin 1::spin1:

Makes you wonder about a lot of people. Especially the womens with a less than feminine build. I know at least a couple women that are good sized girls...they could easily kick my a$$ (even assuming i could hit back...which i can't :D ).

[88flexj]

Did she look like this?? Hope not.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2v1osvk.jpg

[Oizarod115]

Did she look like this?? Hope not.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2v1osvk.jpg

thats f**kin creepy dude

-Tim

[88flexj]

When I hear about a chick with a plug of chew in her mouth, that's what I picture:puke:

[shortxjdoug]

When I hear about a chick with a plug of chew in her mouth, that's what I picture:puke:

a chick dippin? you must have been stayin in tn, i know a few who do the chew, nasty nasty stuff, i wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that every woman i met who chewed was a total b*tch? :dunno:

[88flexj]

a chick dippin? you must have been stayin in tn, i know a few who do the chew, nasty nasty stuff, i wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that every woman i met who chewed was a total b*tch? :dunno:

Never been to TN. I am not the one who said they met a cute girl in a hot tub chewing. I couldn't hook up with a chick who chewed no matter how hot she was.

[Rev Den]

Mental image of Dan in a hottub..........


in his bibs.

:D



Rev

[TRNDRVR]

Mental image of Dan in a hottub..........


in his bibs.

:D



RevFantasizing? :eek:

[99xjache]

I guess it all depends.........was it beachnut or copenhagen??

[Rev Den]

Fantasizing? :eek:

I would need a BUNCH of the special "Amtrak Blend" before that would happen.

Rev

[TRNDRVR]

I would need a BUNCH of the special "Amtrak Blend" before that would happen.

Rev:thumbup: :D

[red91]

Now I have very high standards!.........must be a girl.........must weigh less than I do. And I dont waver from them !!!


you forgot the most important part of your post....

you weigh in at 335.

Calling all chicks under the 335 mark....

[red91]

Maybe she just found the perfect way to enjoy a dip in the hot tub without guys like Trndrvr hitting on her. It sure seems to have worked.

there is obviously something missing....

We all know Dan, and yet she climbed right in....

Doesn't anyone see this as extremely ODD???

Then we need to figure in the Dan "she's a hottie" factor and I think I have most of it figured out.

Probably a tranny half way through operation, but can't give up the dip.

[TRNDRVR]

there is obviously something missing....

We all know Dan, and yet she climbed right in....

Doesn't anyone see this as extremely ODD???

Then we need to figure in the Dan "she's a hottie" factor and I think I have most of it figured out.

Probably a tranny half way through operation, but can't give up the dip.She was definitely a "hottie". Mid to late 20's.

And I do know what a "hottie" is. You've never seen my wife. She's 16 and doesn't look a day over 12. ;)

[jcnoble]

Hey Im not 325! Maybe 210 or so.

[MogifiedXJ]

Hey Dan...


















What would Jesus do???




















I think the anwser is quite clear...

http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

[TRNDRVR]

Hey Dan...


















What would Jesus do???He'd do her doggy style. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/screwdog.gif

[Beej]

Jesus is my neighbor just down the road. He's a nice little ex-Mexican fella...

[rocklandxjer]

that is by far the most vulgar smiley ive ever seen...

[MogifiedXJ]

that is by far the most vulgar smiley ive ever seen...
Not even close...

[TRNDRVR]

that is by far the most vulgar smiley ive ever seen...Thank you!

[jeepinxj01]

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/screwdog.gif


That's amazing...that's all I can say.

[MogifiedXJ]

Thank you!

Did Jesus himself deliver that one to you???

[Root Moose]

Did Jesus himself deliver that one to you???
Nah, just the pizza.

[TRNDRVR]

Did Jesus himself deliver that one to you???Nope.

Leroy did. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/afro2.gif http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/dammit.gif

[MogifiedXJ]

You guys are all going to hell.

[Root Moose]

You guys are all going to hell.

C'mon in, the water's fine.

[Beej]

So what is hell? Where is it described as a clearly understood concept? It seems to me that Lucifer was tossed from heaven. Its not clear whether he was sent to rule an existing hell, or whether he created it. If he created hell, what would stop him from creating a better afterlife than God's in order to get back at God for giving him the boot? Anyone?

:dunno:

[Root Moose]

It's like I tell the new guys, hell is what you make of it.

[OT]

Yeah, 'cause that's what people do when they get run off....

http://hometown.aol.com/xjguy/myhomepage/index.html

[jeepinxj01]

So what is hell? Where is it described as a clearly understood concept? It seems to me that Lucifer was tossed from heaven. Its not clear whether he was sent to rule an existing hell, or whether he created it. If he created hell, what would stop him from creating a better afterlife than God's in order to get back at God for giving him the boot? Anyone?

:dunno:


Very interesting. I'm scratching my head w/ that one......:read:

[Beej]

Thanks OT, I've been looking for that one again for some time. I tried googling naxja sucks, but it didn't work for me. It used to bring up that page though...

The kook...

[Beej]

Very interesting. I'm scratching my head w/ that one......:read: Don't get me started. It just goes downhill from there.

Doesn't take long to prove religion is a human invention...

[MogifiedXJ]

Doesn't take long to prove religion is a human invention...

Only for those who lack faith...

[Root Moose]

Only for those who lack faith...
I don't believe in human inventions. You can't make me believe in wheels.

YOU CAN'T I TELLS YA!

[jeepinxj01]

Only for those who lack faith...


True, but it was a good point.

[Beej]

True, but it was an unrefutable point. Fickseded...

[Lawn Cher']

Why does Dzol only add commentary in his own threads?:eyes:

[Ramsey]

he's too narcissistic

[Lawn Cher']

Interesting...

[TRNDRVR]

Doesn't take long to prove religion is a human invention...Thanks Beej. :thumbup:

[red91]

Don't get me started. It just goes downhill from there.

Doesn't take long to prove religion is a human invention...


stop teasing and start making your points there happy boy....

I'll start with we all must be idiots if "intelligent design" does not exist...

oh wait...I'm losing this one already :D

I'll have to pull a Muhammad Ali....come on round 13!

[XJ Dreamin']

People -- what have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the god of nothing --
if that's all that you can see.
You are the god of everything --
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used to waive.
The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --
requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image you-know-who --
with His plastic crucifix --
he's got him fixed --
confuses me as to who and where and why --
as to how he gets his kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin --
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the gods that you can count.
-Ian Anderson, 1973ish

[Joecrossroad]

Hey Im not 325! Maybe 210 or so.
:huh: Umm your about 280 so I dont know who your trying to fool. When you drink your beer your not supposed to inhale the whole can and all!:shiver:

[XJ Dreamin']

People -- what have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the god of nothing --
if that's all that you can see.
You are the god of everything --
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used to waive.
The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --
requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image you-know-who --
with His plastic crucifix --
he's got him fixed --
confuses me as to who and where and why --
as to how he gets his kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin --
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the gods that you can count.
-Ian Anderson, 1973ish

Long as this has been resurected, I just wanted to repeat this...

People -- what have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the god of nothing --
if that's all that you can see.
You are the god of everything --
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used to waive.
The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --
requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image you-know-who --
with His plastic crucifix --
he's got him fixed --
confuses me as to who and where and why --
as to how he gets his kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin --
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the gods that you can count.
-Ian Anderson, 1973ish

bichin' song. rock on :guitar:

[RTicUL8]

I clicked just to see if there was a picture posted.
none yet....damn!


.

[Speed_racer]

x2 on the "should'a piitb :p "

[Tom R.]

bichin' song. rock on :guitar:
Yep. I put this song on once or twice a week and crank it through my PA as I play drums to it.

[GSequoia]

What the hell every happened to that train boy anyway? I haven't seen him around...

Maybe he found another hot tub hottie, dropped it all, and is eloping with her in her hometown in Saskatchewan?

[CanMan]

What the hell every happened to that train boy anyway? I haven't seen him around...

Maybe he found another hot tub hottie, dropped it all, and is eloping with her in her hometown in Saskatchewan?

Maybe a train ran him over? Maybe Dan found a him? We may never know.