Miranda Rights

[bjoehandley]

Hey men, I got pulled over for drinking and driving several years ago by a very fine looking THP female officer. She was reading me my Miranda rights and when she got to the part "Anything you say can and will be held against you", I said,"YOUR BOOBS."

[imma honky]

Wow. Good for you. Want a cookie? How about a chocolate fudge bar from Bubba?:twak: :mad: :illegalflipoff:

[bjoehandley]

Wow. Good for you. Want a cookie? How about a chocolate fudge bar from Bubba?:twak: :mad: :illegalflipoff:


It's a Joke!!!!! (and yes the whiskers are real:cool: )

[imma honky]

It's a Joke!!!!! (and yes the whiskers are real:cool: )
Poor attempt at a joke. I don't take drunk driving lightly.

[Ramsey]

I thought it was just the shitty delivery

[ScorpionBoy]

tough crowd.

[imma honky]

tough crowd.
Just one of those things I can't find amusing. A friend of mine was killed by a DOCTOR driving drunk down the WRONG side of a 4 lane road with a median. He was aquited two weeks ago and only has a $1000 fine. Tell me why I should laugh.

[Ramsey]

drive over his lexus/merceds/bmw whichever it may be, with your xj.

[ScorpionBoy]

sorry about your friend.

maybe he could change it so he got pulled over for driving naked and wearing a clown nose or somethin'. or never tell this joke again.

[imma honky]

drive over his lexus/merceds/bmw whichever it may be, with your xj.
Sounds good, but I will refrain from comment on "that" kind of situation.

[bjoehandley]

Just one of those things I can't find amusing. A friend of mine was killed by a DOCTOR driving drunk down the WRONG side of a 4 lane road with a median. He was aquited two weeks ago and only has a $1000 fine. Tell me why I should laugh.


Gotta point, and I do appologize having not known in advance. Hopefully there will be a civil case with a large settlement involved.

[imma honky]

Gotta point, and I do appologize having not known in advance. Hopefully there will be a civil case with a large settlement involved.
No hard feelings man, just one of those things...

[rock rash]

tough crowd.hahahahahah!


































better?

[Fergie]

Just one of those things I can't find amusing. A friend of mine was killed by a DOCTOR driving drunk down the WRONG side of a 4 lane road with a median. He was aquited two weeks ago and only has a $1000 fine. Tell me why I should laugh.
It was a funny joke?

[JohnX]

It was a funny joke?
I thought so...It's hard to laugh with a recent memory like that. I find it to be quite humorous even though I have had a similar experience long ago.

Then again, I never have had trouble laughing at a joke. I don't care who it is about, what it is about, etc, etc. As long as it a joke! I do get a little peaved at people who can't laugh at something because it isn't PC (not in this case, very understandable).

[ScorpionBoy]

it kinda made me think of the stupid joke my pop would make. he always tried too hard.

then again, he had me in sticthes until i was 12 yo.

[imma honky]

I thought so...It's hard to laugh with a recent memory like that. I find it to be quite humorous even though I have had a similar experience long ago.

Then again, I never have had trouble laughing at a joke. I don't care who it is about, what it is about, etc, etc. As long as it a joke! I do get a little peaved at people who can't laugh at something because it isn't PC (not in this case, very understandable).
It's one thing to be PC, but this hits too close too home. I normally will find ANYTHING funny, this just happens to be not.

[bjoehandley]

Give it a little time, I've not only lost some one I knew to a drunk in '94 but I got on the wrong end of one myself in '98.