To Lawn Cher' and TRNDRVR

[XJ Dreamin']

You are NOT going to pull me back into THAT thread with a debate on religion, so don't even try :illegal_flipoff:

But, just 'cause I can't resist...

GOD IS ONLY A FIGMENT OF THE IMAGINATION.

How does that make Him any less powerful (since He controls your imagination (as well as everyone else's imagination (since He is God, afterall)))?

[OT]

You are NOT going to pull me back into THAT thread with a debate on religion, so don't even try :illegal_flipoff:

But, just 'cause I can't resist...



How does that make Him any less powerful (since He controls your imagination (as well as everyone else's imagination (since He is God, afterall)))?
Stop talking about my Johnson in public.
I know He's impressive, and can even control weather patterns, at times, but this isn't the place.

[ECKSJAY]

How does that make Him any less powerful (since He controls your imagination (as well as everyone else's imagination (since He is God, afterall)))?

Everyone needs a hobby. GJ picking one that does good for others.

[Michaelarchangelo]

You are NOT going to pull me back into THAT thread with a debate on religion, so don't even try :illegal_flipoff:

But, just 'cause I can't resist...



How does that make Him any less powerful (since He controls your imagination (as well as everyone else's imagination (since He is God, afterall)))?


Wait... I thought religious people belived that God allows man to have free will. How would he control it? Wouldn't that go against free will?

[TRNDRVR]

How does that make Him any less powerful (since He controls your imagination (as well as everyone else's imagination (since He is God, afterall)))?Spoken like a true "born again".

You have been sorely misled. Sorry!

Again, god is only a figment of the imagination that preys on the weak and vulnerable.

Good luck!

[OT]

Why doesn't "protestant" mean, one who protests religion?
That seems much more appropriate than "Atheist".
Can We have that one?

[Michaelarchangelo]

Again, god is only a figment of the imagination that preys on the weak and vulnerable.


Im going to have to disagree with that. At first it was constucted to give answers to those questions that people didn't understand, then it became a tool of the powerful to keep the weak in line (and not ask questions).

[ECKSJAY]

Spoken like a true "born again".

Those are the loudest ones. Bring their own insecurities to the table by guilting everyone else. They're also the ones who cuss and act like arrogant jackasses 'in the name of the Lord.' Dog the Bounty Hunter is a prime example of this.

http://www.forbes.com/business/businesstech/feeds/ap/2006/09/14/ap3018953.html

"They posted bail but never returned to Puerto Vallarta for their court hearing on July 15, 2003"

All in the name of God, brah. I'm sure. DUMBASS.

[OT]

Im going to have to disagree with that. At first it was constucted to give answers to those questions that people didn't understand, then it became a tool of the powerful to keep the weak in line (and not ask questions).
And pay the preacher's salaries.

[OT]

I love how that dumbass trash talks the bail jumpers AFTER he get's the cuffs on them.
But, let's not stray from the original intent of this piece of work.

[jeepinxj01]

the weak and vulnerable.


Spoken like someone who is WEAK and vulnerable themselves.

[Michaelarchangelo]

Spoken like someone who is WEAK and vulnerable themselves.


Who isn't? We are all human, and just because we have one belief or another doesn't make us stronger or less vulnerable. We may like to think that we are, but we aren't.

[jeepinxj01]

Who isn't? We are all human, and just because we have one belief or another doesn't make us stronger or less vulnerable. We may like to think that we are, but we aren't.


I agree w/ that statement. I wonder about trndrvr. I wonder who or what he lost to think the way he does. I'm not saying the way he thinks is wrong. He's entitled to it and I respect that. Just curiosity. Maybe it's parental influence. Who knows....

[XJ Dreamin']

Stop talking about my Johnson in public.
I know He's impressive, and can even control weather patterns, at times, but this isn't the place.

Does your Johnson have a website and a following like this guy (http://www.venganza.org/)

I'd like to see that!

[OT]

As a matter of fact, He is called a flying spaghetti monster, at times.

[XJ Dreamin']

Spoken like a true "born again".

You have been sorely misled. Sorry!

Again, god is only a figment of the imagination that preys on the weak and vulnerable.

Good luck!

Hah! God made you say that.

I wonder why?

He does work in mysterious ways...dodododo..dodododo

[rock rash]

I agree w/ that statement. I wonder about trndrvr. I wonder who or what he lost to think the way he does. I'm not saying the way he thinks is wrong. He's entitled to it and I respect that. Just curiosity. Maybe it's parental influence. Who knows....doesnt have to be a parental influence or a loss...just a change in beliefs for some

[Lawn Cher']

As a matter of fact, He is called a flying spaghetti monster, at times.

That's why I trim.

[XJ Dreamin']

Wait... I thought religious people belived that God allows man to have free will. How would he control it? Wouldn't that go against free will?

Free Will?! Where'd you get that. Free will has nothing to do with religion. That's something people thought up 'cause they don't want to bend over and accept devine rule. The Bible is full of stories about what happens when people exercise free will :explosion

[MogifiedXJ]

Why must everyone bite???

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif

[XJ Dreamin']

As a matter of fact, He is called a flying spaghetti monster, at times.

touche' :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::l augh2::laugh2:

[jeepinxj01]

doesnt have to be a parental influence or a loss...just a change in beliefs for some


Doesn't have to be, but more than likely. Either way, I'm curious to know what it is. Even if it's a change in beliefs. Something had to have happened to cause the change. He says he's atheist and brings it up a lot. I think it's time he explains how and why.

[rock rash]

Why cant everyone bite???

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif

fixed :D

it makes it more entertaining

[jeepinxj01]

Why must everyone bite???

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif


Shouldn't you be out putting those mogs under your XJ. :) I'm teasin' ya.

[XJ Dreamin']

That's why I trim.

Trim your Johnson?!

ouch

[Lawn Cher']

Trim your Johnson?!

ouch

No, the flying spaghetti around it. The rabbi did the other part when I was an infant.

[ECKSJAY]

The Bible is full of stories about what happens when people exercise free will :explosion

Precisely. They're stories written by the uneducated and ignorant, designed to dupe you into being good. Religion USED TO HAVE A PURPOSE. Now all it's good for is being a scapegoat for some people who know better than to be bad.

[Michaelarchangelo]

Free Will?! Where'd you get that. Free will has nothing to do with religion.


Not true. It is brought up many times in the Bible (please don't make me go research it). I think you are talking about doing God's will, which would be using your free will that God granted you, to do God's will without him forcing you to. Make sense?

[XJ Dreamin']

Why must everyone bite???

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif

Most consistantly productive web-fishing expedition there is !!!1

[MogifiedXJ]

No, the flying spaghetti around it.
That reminds me of this...

http://www.naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=900132&postcount=7

[OT]

Parental influence.
I used to say the same about Bible beaters, although, I prefer to use the term, "parental effluence".

[jeepinxj01]

Parental influence.
I used to say the same about Bible beaters, although, I prefer to use the term, "parental effluence".


Is that your guess or is that just a statement in general?

[XJ Dreamin']

Not true. It is brought up many times in the Bible (please don't make me go research it). I think you are talking about doing God's will, which would be using your free will that God granted you, to do God's will without him forcing you to. Make sense?

Free will is a figment of the imagination.

If you make me come out and preach my true beliefs, it'll take all the fun out of baiting Lawn Cher' and TRNDRVR. shhhh

[OT]

That reminds me of this...

http://www.naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=900132&postcount=7
Don't do that.:nono:
:puke:

[Michaelarchangelo]

Precisely. They're stories written by the uneducated and ignorant, designed to dupe you into being good. Religion USED TO HAVE A PURPOSE. Now all it's good for is being a scapegoat for some people who know better than to be bad.



That was always one of my sore points with the Bible. It was written by man (who isn't perfect), and was actually put together after Jesus's (New Testament) time on Earth to chronical his life here. There were many things left out that didn't fully support what is currently in there. Plus it was written in Hebrew, then translated to English, and anyone who speaks two languages knows that there are certian things lost in translation.

[jeepinxj01]

If you make me come out and preach my true beliefs, it'll take all the fun out of baiting Lawn Cher' and TRNDRVR. shhhh


You baited the line and we all bit. Damn you. You must have used your special cricket.

[XJ Dreamin']

No, the flying spaghetti around it. The rabbi did the other part when I was an infant.

You're admitting to trimming your pubic hair? The chicks dig that?

[OT]

Is that your guess or is that just a statement in general?
Well, most people get the religion from their parents, no?
Most non-religious people get that from their own free will.

[ECKSJAY]

If you make me come out and preach my true beliefs, it'll take all the fun out of baiting Lawn Cher' and TRNDRVR. shhhh

ONOS!!! You guys hear that? You've been had!

IT'S A TRAP!

http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2002/08/img/caption60.jpg

[OT]

You're admitting to trimming your pubic hair? The chicks dig that?
I know I do.
It keeps the toilet from looking like it's growing a goatee......

[ECKSJAY]

Damn you.

God is pissed now.

[XJ Dreamin']

You baited the line and we all bit. Damn you. You must have used your special cricket.

His name is Jiminny :)

[jeepinxj01]

Well, most people get the religion from their parents, no?
Most non-religious people get that from their own free will.


Agreed. I'm not Catholic cause I stopped one day and thought..."hmm..I think I'll become Catholic today." We can think mommy and daddy for that.

Free will is not just makin' up your mind one day to do something. Something has to trigger ones reaction and decision.

[dallas xjs]

TRNDRVR might have some childhood issues with his mother...he might be a cutter too...“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.” (Genesis 1:27-28) well when i found out that IMAGE translated in latin means "imagination" well i was confused....as is this thread...||charles||

[jeepinxj01]

God is pissed now.


Baby Jesus is crying.

[Lawn Cher']

You're admitting to trimming your pubic hair? The chicks dig that?

I didn't say shave if that's what you're insinuating. Just tidying up, is all.

[XJ Dreamin']

I know I do.
It keeps the toilet from looking like it's growing a goatee......

You dig Lawn Cher's tirmmed look, too?

[Lawn Cher']

lunchtime, BRB, LOL

[XJ Dreamin']

God is pissed now.

He can't be pissed...he made me do it. Nothing is outside his control. That's somewhere in one of the Gospels, and then it's repeated a number of times in the Epistles.

[TRNDRVR]

Spoken like someone who is WEAK and vulnerable themselves.
Uh, I'm not the one who's succumbed to a fairy tale character. Next!

[jeepinxj01]

Uh, I'm not the one who's succumbed to a fairy tale character. Next!


That's all you got? Spoken like someone who's lookin' for some attention but can't back sh*t up. Prove it. Prove me wrong.

[XJ Dreamin']

I didn't say shave if that's what you're insinuating. Just tidying up, is all.

I just pluck out the longest ones when I'm bored and there's nothing else to do. I've been really bored since I banned myself from that OTHER thread. I actually got some work done :shiver:

[TRNDRVR]

TRNDRVR might have some childhood issues with his mother...he might be a cutter too...And how do you know this to be true Dr. Laura?

[XJ Dreamin']

I'm with Lawn Cher'. Lunch time! Subway, I think.

[jeepinxj01]

I'm with Lawn Cher'. Lunch time! Subway, I think.


I had a salad. SHould have gotten some popcorn for this thread.

You start this and then leave.

[MogifiedXJ]

I'm with Lawn Cher'. Lunch time! Subway, I think.
I think I'm feelin' chik-fil-a today...Yum.

[TRNDRVR]

That's all you got? Spoken like someone who's lookin' for some attention but can't back sh*t up. Prove it. Prove me wrong.You're definitely born again aren't you?

What was your problem?

Gay? Pedophile? Drug addict? Alcoholic? Ex con?

[XJ Dreamin']

And how do you know this to be true Dr. Laura?

Lunch time, Dan. BYOBS everybody :)

[TRNDRVR]

Mog.....popcorn please.

[XJ Dreamin']

I think I'm feelin' chik-fil-a today...Yum.

I like their chicken salad sandwich, but I'm always a little nervous to eat chicken salad I didn't make myself. Good Eats!

[jeepinxj01]

You're definitely born again aren't you?

What was your problem?

Gay? Pedophile? Drug addict? Alcoholic? Ex con?


None of the above. What's your excuse? Did you get molested by a priest?


Not born again anything. I just have faith. I'm not huge on organized religon. Generally only good for wars and pissin' and moanin', but I do have faith. Faith equates to hope for me. And if that gets me through my life then so be it. Now that you've turned it around and totally avoided the question...let's try again. Why are you so hard core atheist? Again, I respect that you are. More power to you. I'm not sayin' you're bad or an ass, I just wanna know what makes you think/believe that. That's all.

[dallas xjs]

And how do you know this to be true Dr. Laura?
i threw so primative human monkey bones down on the ground and all you issues was exposed....||charles||

[jeepinxj01]

Mog.....popcorn please.


Yes, please pass some this way. Thanks. :looney:

[MogifiedXJ]

Mog.....popcorn please.

Here ya go my friend...

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif

[TRNDRVR]

None of the above. What's your excuse? Did you get molested by a priest? I don't even know a priest to have been molested by one. Atheist. Remember?


...let's try again. Why are you so hard core atheist? Born and raised. I believe in myself first and not some "non-existent entity. You should try to rely on yourself first sometime. You just might surprise yourself at how strong of a person you really are.

[TRNDRVR]

Here ya go my friend...

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif
Thanks!

Dog bless you! http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif

[jeepinxj01]

I don't even know a priest to have been molested by one. Atheist. Remember?

I know, but you took a stab, so I had to get one in.

Born and raised. I believe in myself first and not some "none existent entity. You should try to rely on yourself first sometime. You just might surprise yourself at how strong of a person you really are.

That's all I wanted to know. I do rely on myself. No one can help me more than I can, but like I said, my faith gives me hope. It works for me. And what you're doin' obviously works for you. How far back does the atheism in your family go? Is that even a word...?

I don't know if God exists or not. No clue. And you don't know either.

disclaimer: I am NOT some bible thumping ass bag that preaches to everyone. That's NOT me.

[MogifiedXJ]

Thanks!

Dog bless you! http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif
What do you get when you cross an atheist, an insomniac, and a dyslexic???


















Someone who lies awake at night questions if there is a dog...http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit: seemed like an approriate joke for this thread

[Matt S.]

you all are going to hell. such blashemy! judgement day is coming! fear for your life because no matter how good you are, your goingto burn in the lake of fire. repent from your sins or perish in eternity.btw, i am going to bbq myself some tri tip for lunch today. I love days off.


please dont ever link that picture again... EVER.

[MogifiedXJ]

you all are going to hell. such blashemy! judgement day is coming! fear for your life because no matter how good you are, your goingto burn in the lake of fire. repent from your sins or perish in eternity.btw, i am going to bbq myself some tri tip for lunch today. I love days off.


please dont ever link that picture again... EVER.

I'm sorry it is one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes on. :puke:

[Root Moose]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

[OT]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.
x2

and In the spring we'd make meat helmets.

[TRNDRVR]

i threw so primative human monkey bones down on the ground and all you issues was exposed....||charles||I have no issues. You?

[XJ Dreamin']

I had a salad. SHould have gotten some popcorn for this thread.

You start this and then leave.

I'm back.

Everybody still alive?

[TRNDRVR]

I'm back.

Everybody still alive?
It died down pretty fast......and god still doesn't exist. :nono:

[TRNDRVR]

Heather's lurking......that's the end of that. :dunno:

[XJ Dreamin']

Why doesn't "protestant" mean, one who protests religion?
That seems much more appropriate than "Atheist".
Can We have that one?

There is an answer to that, but I don't want to get into real history, like Luther and reformation...blah,blah,blah Reality would only put restraints on our free will. Don't bring me down with reality, man! I got imagination, and I'm free...free I say! wheeeee

[jeepinxj01]

I'm back.

Everybody still alive?


We never got anywhere. We sort of got an explanation, but nothing really great. It died quickly, like trndrvr's faith. Gone like a fart in the wind.

[XJ Dreamin']

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

As a side dish to the tri tip, or as a main course unto itself?

[XJ Dreamin']

We never got anywhere. We sort of got an explanation, but nothing really great. It died quickly, like trndrvr's faith. Gone like a fart in the wind.

He's discussed it before. Try 'Search' :)

[Lawn Cher']

I went to the VFW fish fry. Had a beer at lunch, don't tattle on me.

[XJ Dreamin']

It died down pretty fast......and god still doesn't exist. :nono:

bummer :(

[jeepinxj01]

He's discussed it before. Try 'Search' :)


I can't believe you just told me to do a search on trndrvrs faith. LOL!!! :spin1:

it was fun while it lasted.

[XJ Dreamin']

I went to the VFW fish fry. Had a beer at lunch, don't tattle on me.

Oh, you suck :)

I haven't been to a good fish fry in at least....

















....a week :D

Next time, have a second for me.

[TRNDRVR]

It died quickly, like trndrvr's faith. Gone like a fart in the wind.Uh? There you go thinking again.

[jeepinxj01]

Uh? There you go thinking again.


You never had it to begin with. My bad.

[XJ Dreamin']

I can't believe you just told me to do a search on trndrvrs faith. LOL!!! :spin1:

it was fun while it lasted.

I couldn't resist :laugh2:

[TRNDRVR]

He's discussed it before. Try 'Search' :)
I'm definitely not NAXJA's self proclaimed atheist, I just like to bash religion any chance I can.

Oh, and god is still a figment of the imagination.

[Root Moose]

There is no "God".

Buddha told me so.

<stir />

[jeepinxj01]

I'm definitely not NAXJA's self proclaimed atheist, I just like to bash religion any chance I can.

Oh, and god is still a figment of the imagination.


I'll bash organized religon whenever I can, just don't bash someones faith is all I'm sayin'.

I'm going back...you say you were born and raised, but did you ever quesiton what was being "taught" to you? I mean, I would think at some point you would make a decision for yourself.

[XJ Dreamin']

I'm definitely not NAXJA's self proclaimed atheist, I just like to bash religion any chance I can.

Oh, and god is still a figment of the imagination.

I didn't say He wasn't a figment of imagination. I said He controls imagination. Ergo, He created us with imagination so that we could create Him out of our imagination. It's someting like a time travel paradox, if time existed, of course.

[TRNDRVR]

You never had it to begin with. My bad.What? Faith in a fictional character?

I guess you like living a life dictated to you by a puppet. Rock on dude!

[jeepinxj01]

I didn't say He wasn't a figment of imagination. I said He controls imagination. Ergo, He created us with imagination so that we could create Him out of our imagination. It's someting like a time travel paradox, if time existed, of course.


Are you really dzolcali in disguise, or did he get to you? ;)

[jeepinxj01]

What? Faith in a fictional character?

I guess you like living a life dictated to you by a puppet. Rock on dude!


You still don't have a basis for your assumptions other than "mommy and daddy taught it to me."

[XJ Dreamin']

Are you really dzolcali in disguise, or did he get to you? ;)

OUCH!














that hurt

[TRNDRVR]

I'll bash organized religon whenever I can, just don't bash someones faith is all I'm sayin'.

I'm going back...you say you were born and raised, but did you ever quesiton what was being "taught" to you? I mean, I would think at some point you would make a decision for yourself.I have made a decision for myself.

I know that god REALLY doesn't exist. Can't put my faith into something like that. My 16 year old girlfriend is just like me.

Just so you know, I'm a white trailer trash welfare recipient. :D

[jeepinxj01]

OUCH!














that hurt

That was harsh. I'm sorry. I compared you to him. Forgive me. :cheers:

[TRNDRVR]

You still don't have a basis for your assumptions other than "mommy and daddy taught it to me."That can go your way to.

[XJ Dreamin']

That was harsh. I'm sorry. I compared you to him. Forgive me. :cheers:

He is fun though. :laugh2: No hard feelings :kissyou:

[Root Moose]

You still don't have a basis for your assumptions other than "mommy and daddy taught it to me."
And for the record, likewise you.

At the core of the argument, which is more plausible:

1.) that there is no uber personality living in the sky that controls everything

2.) the converse of #1

??

As a rational person I'd think it is more likely that number 2 is the one that needs to be proven. Otherwise you get into the old philosophy course "experiment" of proving an object in front that you can see with your own eyes does not exist.

[shortxjdoug]

this thread escalated quickly..................

[jeepinxj01]

I have made a decision for myself.

I know that god REALLY doesn't exist. Can't put my faith into something like that. My 16 year old girlfriend is just like me.

Just so you know, I'm a white trailer trash welfare recipient. :D


LOL!!! I like the trailer trash comment.

You made a decision for yourself based on the assumptions of others; i.e. your parental units. Did you not ever have the will or fortitude to questions it?

Again, I'm not trying to be argumentative. I just want to understand. You don't have to help me understand either, I'm just curious.

[XJ Dreamin']

And for the record, likewise you.

And the core of the argument, which is more plausible:

1.) that there is no uber personality living in the sky that controls everything

2.) the converse of #1

??

As a rational person I'd think it is more likely that number 2 is the one that needs to be proven. Otherwise you get into the old philosophy course "experiment" of proving an object in front that you can see with your own eyes does not exist.

And there it is in a nutshell. Thank you all for attending. Be back on Monday. We'll be discussing the section on current US foreign policy.

[XJ Dreamin']

this thread escalated quickly..................

Where were you?



Stuck watching that OTHER thread, I bet ;)

[jeepinxj01]

And for the record, likewise you.

And the core of the argument, which is more plausible:

1.) that there is no uber personality living in the sky that controls everything

2.) the converse of #1

??

As a rational person I'd think it is more likely that number 2 is the one that needs to be proven. Otherwise you get into the old philosophy course "experiment" of proving an object in front that you can see with your own eyes does not exist.

No argument here. Prove it either way. Neither one of us can. I just want to understand and like I told him in the last post I made, he doesn't have to help me understand.

[OT]

http://www.brentozar.com/archives/2004/07/11/ron.jpg
this thread escalated quickly..................
Repaired....

[jeepinxj01]

And there it is in a nutshell. Thank you all for attending. Be back on Monday. We'll be discussing the section on current US foreign policy.


OH HELL NO!!! You started this! :)

[TRNDRVR]

LOL!!! I like the trailer trash comment.

You made a decision for yourself based on the assumptions of others; i.e. your parental units. Did you not ever have the will or fortitude to questions it?

Again, I'm not trying to be argumentative. I just want to understand. You don't have to help me understand either, I'm just curious.I know I'm comfortable in what I believe to be non-existent, but your curiosity just proves to me you question your own beliefs. It's okay to do that.

And you are a born again. You just won't admit it to us. That's okay too.

[TRNDRVR]

BRB.

My 16 year old pregnant girlfriend needs a cigarette.

[XJ Dreamin']

OH HELL NO!!! You started this! :)

Give me a minute....gotta look something up.

Here it is:

Matthew 10:14 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=47&chapter=10&verse=14&version=31&context=verse)
If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave that home or town.

[jeepinxj01]

I know I'm comfortable in what I believe to be non-existent, but your curiosity just proves to me you question your own beliefs. It's okay to do that.

And you are a born again. You just won't admit it to us. That's okay too.


You're right on about questioning my beliefs. I question it everyday, but I never EVER questioned my faith.

I am not a born again.

[dallas xjs]

i think this is a cheap form of spam just for ever 1 to get the post numbers up....||charles||

[MogifiedXJ]

BRB.

My 16 year old pregnant girlfriend needs a cigarette.
Sounds like it's time for the plunger...Just suck that thing out of there.

[jeepinxj01]

BRB.

My 16 year old pregnant girlfriend needs a cigarette.


Marlboro red, soft pack I'm sure.

[Ramsey]

BRB.

My 16 year old pregnant girlfriend needs a cigarette.
Smack her in the mouth once for me.

[XJ Dreamin']

BRB.

My 16 year old pregnant girlfriend needs a cigarette.

No, you may not go to the restroom. You should have done that during lunch. That is what lunch time is for.

[XJ Dreamin']

i think this is a cheap form of spam just for ever 1 to get the post numbers up....||charles||

Where else can I achieve in life, except in post count? :gee:

[Root Moose]

It's funny the way people use the terms faith and belief.

It's been my experience that most "old people" that are real church goers are actually not staunch believers. They have very strong faith in the church though.

You can connect your own dots on that one. My "gut" is that at a certain age people question everything regardless of what they were taught.

[jeepinxj01]

It's funny the way people use the terms faith and belief.

It's been my experience that most "old people" that are real church goers are actually not staunch believers. They have very strong faith in the church though.

You can connect your own dots on that one. My "gut" is that at a certain age people question everything regardless of what they were taught.


Right again. My beliefs will change, but my faith will always hold true. I have a faith in something. Call it God, call it whatever. I just have a hard time believing someone has faith only in themselves.

[dallas xjs]

ok now iam getting freaked out here...i damn sure hope Santa Clause is real...iam suppose to get my Atlas 2 transfer case from him this x-mas for Jesus b-day.....||charles||

[XJ Dreamin']

My 16 year old pregnant girlfriend needs a cigarette.
Smack her in the mouth once for me.

Right there is the core of a solid CMT hit :music:

[shortxjdoug]

Right again. My beliefs will change, but my faith will always hold true. I have a faith in something. Call it God, call it whatever. I just have a hard time believing someone has faith only in themselves.

ok i'll pipe in, i do have faith in myself but not a regular faith, i have faith in myself that i can lead a moral life in the eyes of others and myself in the absence of a belief that there is a god watching me, i live morally and honorably for the sake of those who i come in contact with and for my own sake as well as a road to a happy and fulfilled lifetime. the idea of god is such a powerful and abstract question that i openly acknowledge that it is not for us to know whether it exists or not. i live on what i know and am confident in, and that right now is making my existence positive and fulfilled for ME and those around me, because in the end that is all we know that exists at this very moment. i'm not trying to bash anyones faith, because i know its different for everyone and i encourage everyone to find something to put faith in yourdelf, god, whatever, just as long as that faith focuses you to live your life well

[XJ Dreamin']

OH HELL NO!!! You started this! :)

Just in case you haven't looked back... http://www.naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=902074&postcount=110

[TRNDRVR]

Marlboro red, soft pack I'm sure.Yep. Had to get them off the dash of my 82 Camaro.

[TRNDRVR]

Sounds like it's time for the plunger...Just suck that thing out of there.What? Are you kidding?

I's got welfare to get that done. What do you think you pay taxes for?

Jesus freak! :D

[TRNDRVR]

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/dammit.gif This is a great thread.

[jeepinxj01]

ok i'll pipe in, i do have faith in myself but not a regular faith, i have faith in myself that i can lead a moral life in the eyes of others and myself in the absence of a belief that there is a god watching me, i live morally and honorably for the sake of those who i come in contact with and for my own sake as well as a road to a happy and fulfilled lifetime. the idea of god is such a powerful and abstract question that i openly acknowledge that it is not for us to know whether it exists or not. i live on what i know and am confident in, and that right now is making my existence positive and fulfilled for ME and those around me, because in the end that is all we know that exists at this very moment. i'm not trying to bash anyones faith, because i know its different for everyone and i encourage everyone to find something to put faith in yourdelf, god, whatever, just as long as that faith focuses you to live your life well


I have a lot of faith in myself. But I also have faith in God, or the one called I am. (name that movie). I'm not sure there is a God. I'm the first to admit that. I just want to know how someone can be so convinced there isn't a God. That's all.

[IXNAYXJ]

http://www.venganza.org/images/wallpapers/th_iwant2believe1240x1024.jpg

-----Matt-----

[Matt S.]

you all are going to hell. such blashemy! judgement day is coming! fear for your life because no matter how good you are, your goingto burn in the lake of fire. repent from your sins or perish in eternity.btw, i am going to bbq myself some tri tip for lunch today. I love days off.


please dont ever link that picture again... EVER.


your all really going to hell. i am serious.

[XJ Dreamin']

Marlboro red, soft pack I'm sure.Yep. Had to get them off the dash of my 82 Camaro.

Keep 'em comin' boys. Y'all are >||< that far away from a world tour!

hmm...Openning act? (http://www.dixiechicks.com/)

[TRNDRVR]

I just want to know how someone can be so convinced there is a God. That's all.Yeah!

[TRNDRVR]

Keep 'em comin' boys. Y'all are >||< that far away from a world tour!

hmm...Openning act? (http://www.dixiechicks.com/)
http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif

[jeepinxj01]

Yeah!


SHIT!! I screwed that up.

"How can someone be so cinvinced there ISN'T a God."

edit - you edited my post. Opps. Sorry

[XJ Dreamin']

SHIT!! I screwed that up.

"How can someone be so cinvinced there ISN'T a God."

edit - you edited my post. Opps. Sorry

what?


Never mind...continue

[TRNDRVR]

SHIT!! I screwed that up.

"How can someone be so cinvinced there ISN'T a God."

edit - you edited my post. Opps. SorryYeah!

[XJ Dreamin']

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif

Natalie Maines is HOT!

..discuss

[jeepinxj01]

Yeah!


You're quick to say yeah, but you still haven't really given an intelligent response. How can you be so convinced there is NOT a God or supreme being?

I can't prove there is either.

[jeepinxj01]

Natalie Maines is HOT!

..discuss


Is she the fat one?

[XJ Dreamin']

your all really going to hell. i am serious.

Stating the obvious won't get you very far, around here. You should know that :)

[XJ Dreamin']

Is she the fat one?

Big lips...short...just about the right height to....

Never mind. Back to religion!

[Matt S.]

Stating the obvious won't get you very far, around here. You should know that :)


oh so you know your leading all these people to hell?:wstupid:


your right, you should all grab onto OTs flying spagetti and run with it.



:spam:

[jeepinxj01]

Big lips...short...just about the right height to....

Never mind. Back to religion!


Hmmm.....yes.....so how about this thread. Hasta

[shortxjdoug]

hey at this rate ya'll are going to kick the droolzicali thread outta the water!

[XJ Dreamin']

oh so you know your leading all these people to hell?:wstupid:


your right, you should all grab onto OTs flying spagetti and run with it.



:spam:

Guit by association, I'm afraid. If you'll notice, no one is leading this crew...:eeks1:

[XJ Dreamin']

Hmmm.....yes.....so how about this thread. Hasta

matthew 10:14

That was two pages ago. Post #110

[jeepinxj01]

matthew 10:14

That was two pages ago. Post #110


I saw. Too metaphorical.

[Glenn B]

Guit by association, I'm afraid. If you'll notice, no one is leading this crew...:eeks1:

This crew needs no leader. :nosmile:

[TRNDRVR]

You're quick to say yeah, but you still haven't really given an intelligent response. How can you be so convinced there is NOT a God or supreme being?

I can't prove there is either.How can you believe in something you can't prove? :dunno:

Why is it so baffling to you that someone can believe in a way other than yours? http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/yahoo_think.gif

[XJ Dreamin']

hey at this rate ya'll are going to kick the droolzicali thread outta the water!

I don't know. THAT thread is only down to 11th place - that's only half way to page 2. These guys are stuck in a rut. I've tried to bring up the Dixie Chicks, but apparently, that's old news.

[XJ Dreamin']

This crew needs no leader. :nosmile:

Yes, Sir.

[jeepinxj01]

How can you believe in something you can't prove? :dunno:

Why is it so baffling to you that someone can believe in a way other than yours? http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/yahoo_think.gif


How can you not have any faith in anything or anyone other than yourself?

I told you way back before this thread got outta control that I respect your belief and it's cool. It's just interesting to me. That's all. I'm all for your atheism. I'll help you paint your sign if you want. I just want to understand. Simple as that. You're reading way too much into what I'm askin'.

[Root Moose]

Too bad we can't post ROBERTK's version of the Kama Sutra in here.

[jeepinxj01]

These guys are stuck in a rut.


A rut doesn't descibe it. How about; "stuck in a cavernous void?"

[XJ Dreamin']

I saw. Too metaphorical.

'Theological' is the appropriate catagory, I believe (that's a pun. get it? 'believe')

Seriously, though. It means TRNDRVR is a lost cause.

[TRNDRVR]

How can you not have any faith in anything or anyone other than yourself?

I told you way back before this thread got outta control that I respect your belief and it's cool. It's just interesting to me. That's all. I'm all for your atheism. I'll help you paint your sign if you want. I just want to understand. Simple as that. You're reading way too much into what I'm askin'.I guess there's no answer to your question that will satisfy you. Sorry I can't help you.

[jeepinxj01]

'Theological' is the appropriate catagory, I believe (that's a pun. get it? 'believe')

Seriously, though. It means TRNDRVR is a lost cause.


Or maybe I'm a lost cause.

[jeepinxj01]

I guess there's no answer to your question that will satisfy you. Sorry I can't help you.


You're probably right. Thanks for indulging man.

[TRNDRVR]

'Theological' is the appropriate catagory, I believe (that's a pun. get it? 'believe')

Seriously, though. It means TRNDRVR is a lost cause.What's the cause that you think I'm lost at?

[Root Moose]

What's the cause that you think I'm lost at?
They're "Christians": conversion of course!

[TRNDRVR]

They're "Christians": conversion of course!No chance of conversion here. That'd be like making me into a black man. Impossible! (and no, that wasn't meant to be racist, just an example)

[jeepinxj01]

No chance of conversion here. That'd be like making me into a black man. Impossible! (and no, that wasn't meant to be racist, just an example)


There will none of that on my end. He can believe or not believe it what he wants. Free country. I take it you don't give or recieve gifts on Christmas...?

[XJ Dreamin']

A rut doesn't descibe it. How about; "stuck in a cavernous void?"

I did that once in my Junior year at college. A few too many shots that night!

[XJ Dreamin']

What's the cause that you think I'm lost at?

Well, being saved, of course: to live with God throughout etenity. That's all throughout the Bible.

The point is, you're suposed to recognize when someone is a lost cause and quit bothering him.

[XJ Dreamin']

Or maybe I'm a lost cause.

No, no. You're perfectly fine. Of course, when to move on is entirely your call. I was only making a suggestion.

[jeepinxj01]

No, no. You're perfectly fine. Of course, when to move on is entirely your call. I was only making a suggestion.


I would never attampt to "save" someone. I'm the worst Catholic in history. I don't believe in pointing someone to the light or any stupid shit like that. I just wanted to understand.

I know....I should have moved on long ago. I blame you for starting this thread. :viking:

[XJ Dreamin']

Too bad we can't post ROBERTK's version of the Kama Sutra in here.

Well, this is a 'religion' thread, not a Christian or Antichristian thread. Feel free to discuss whatever religion you wish.

[Ramsey]

All religions are right, except for the jews.

[XJ Dreamin']

I would never attampt to "save" someone. I'm the worst Catholic in history. I don't believe in pointing someone to the light or any stupid shit like that. I just wanted to understand.

I know....I should have moved on long ago. I blame you for starting this thread. :viking:

Blame fully accepted.

Don't leave, though. I think we're moning on to the Karma Sutra. ROBERTK has some enlightening variations on the subject. Unfortunately, you can only view them with a red name. Even so, there may still be a breath or two of life left here.

edit: 'moning on to the Karma Sutra' That's a funny typo :laugh2:

[XJ Dreamin']

All religions are right, except for the jews.

There. Ramsey has offered a venue for expanding the topic. Any takers?

[jeepinxj01]

Blame fully accepted.

Don't leave, though. I think we're moning on to the Karma Sutra. ROBERTK has some enlightening variations on the subject. Unfortunately, you can only view them with a red name. Even so, there may still be a breath or two of life left here.


Oh, I'm hanging around for this. This is mindless, meaningless entertainment. I'm hooked. :)

I'm awaiting his response to my Christmas question.

[jeepinxj01]

There. Ramsey has offered a venue for expanding the topic. Any takers?


I have a very close friend who's Jewish. He's not a "hardcore Jew." I tell him that him and his people are murderers for putting Jeebus on the cross.


edit - it's in a joking fashion. Don't flame the hell out of me for that one.

[Ramsey]

Its ok, your right. They have been murdering and trying to justify it for over 2000 years.

[XJ Dreamin']

Its ok, your right. They have been murdering and trying to justify it for over 2000 years.

Isreal is like a lot of other political messes the US has gotten itself into...It's not politically expedient to abandon them, just yet.

[XJ Dreamin']

Is it Kama Sutra, or Karma Sutra.


damn, i'm ignert!

[Ramsey]

This should sum up my feelings pretty well.



http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/163/burnon3.jpg

[Ramsey]

Its kama


http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/poses/ks-blackbee.gif

[XJ Dreamin']

This should sum up my feelings pretty well.



http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/163/burnon3.jpg

Duly noted.

[IXNAYXJ]

This should sum up my feelings pretty well.Me too:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/flag-burner-priceless.jpg

-----Matt-----

[TRNDRVR]

There will none of that on my end. He can believe or not believe it what he wants. Free country. I take it you don't give or recieve gifts on Christmas...?
Fat man in a red suit. In my house, "jesus is not the reason for the season". It's all about commercialism.

[XJ Dreamin']

Its kama


http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/poses/ks-blackbee.gif

Thanks. I've made that mistake before.

The link didn't pan out for me.

[Ramsey]

Me too:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/flag-burner-priceless.jpg

-----Matt-----
indians dont know how to do it, let an arab show you.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/913/burnusflagth3.jpg

[TRNDRVR]

you're suposed to recognize when someone is a lost cause and quit bothering him.I glad you think you know me so well to consider me a "lost cause".

[XJ Dreamin']

Fat man in a red suit. In my house, "jesus is not the reason for the season".

I had $10 on that one :) ka-ching!

[XJ Dreamin']

I glad you think you know me so well to consider me a "lost cause".

Only in the Biblical sense.

[Cornflake]

183 posts in 5 hours. sweet.......

[XJ Dreamin']

Quote:
Originally Posted by IXNAYXJ
Me too:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/flag-burner-priceless.jpg

-----Matt-----

indians dont know how to do it, let an arab show you.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/913/burnusflagth3.jpg

Now we're rollin'!

That aught to be good for at least 3 more pages :variety: not sure which smiley to put on that


wait! wait! Here it is: Practice Makes Perfect :) that gets a smiley

[BRIANHO13]

indians dont know how to do it, let an arab show you.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/913/burnusflagth3.jpg

Devils should know how to play with fire.

[Ramsey]

Devils should know how to play with fire.
:laugh: good one


there is no devil like the white devil

[XJ Dreamin']

All Right!!! :party:


That OTHER thread is now on Page 2!

Good Job guys :thumbup:


Whoa! My mistake. It went up, not down :sad: :cry:

[jeepinxj01]

Fat man in a red suit. In my house, "jesus is not the reason for the season". It


Do you exchange gifts on that holiday?

[XJ Dreamin']

Do you exchange gifts on that holiday?

Hey now. The house already paid off on that one. I'm not giving back the $10.

[jeepinxj01]

Hey now. The house already paid off on that one. I'm not giving back the $10.


I'm lost.

[TRNDRVR]

Do you exchange gifts on that holiday?What part of "fat man in a red suit" don't you understand?

Christmas hasn't been religious for years. It's all about the mighty.....$$$$$

[XJ Dreamin']

I'm lost.

http://www.naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=902257&postcount=183

I bet myself that the answer was commercialism, and I won 10 bucks!

[Ramsey]

If you lost and didnt pay, would you have kicked your own ass to get the money?

[jeepinxj01]

What part of "fat man in a red suit" don't you understand?

Christmas hasn't been religious for years. It's all about the mighty.....$$$$$


No it hasn't been religious for years. I agree w/ that. But are you still celebrating and exchanging gifts on an openly religious based holiday?

[TRNDRVR]

Only in the Biblical sense.Think so?

How?

Please explain.

[jeepinxj01]

http://www.naxja.org/forum/showpost.php?p=902257&postcount=183

I bet myself that the answer was commercialism, and I won 10 bucks!


Sweet. I'm now getting into the hipocritical aspect of his atheism now.

[TRNDRVR]

openly religious based holiday?In your house it is. Not mine.

[jeepinxj01]

In your house it is. Not mine.


You're splitting hairs now.

Here's what you're saying (again, I am all for your atheism. It's your choice): "Let's exchange gifts on this openly Christian Holiday, but we'll say it's not about the religon in my household." It's just coincidence you're doing it on a religious holiday?

[OT]

This thread sucks.
That other thread was just retarded, but this one is pure lunacy.

[BRIANHO13]

indians and arabs




What's the difference? :D

[jeepinxj01]

This thread sucks.
That other thread was just retarded, but this one is pure lunacy.


Thanks for sharing.

[Root Moose]

You're splitting hairs now.

Here's what you're saying (again, I am all for your atheism. It's your choice): "Let's exchange gifts on this openly Christian Holiday, but we'll say it's not about the religon in my household." It's just coincidence you're doing it on a religious holiday?


So is the exchange of gifts a cultural aspect of Christmas or a religious one?

If one is not religious does that mean they are not allowed to have any culture either?

If a Muslim co-worker gave you a Christmas present this year would you look at him funny and refuse to accept the present?

[XJ Dreamin']

If you lost and didnt pay, would you have kicked your own ass to get the money?

been there, done that :)

[OT]

:01of5:

[XJ Dreamin']

Think so?

How?

Please explain.

Sorry. Pun - to know you in the Biblical sense. It was a homo joke.

The Bible says you're a lost cause. Take it up with my supervisor.

[XJ Dreamin']

:01of5:

Meh.

[TRNDRVR]

Take it up with my supervisor.Your supervisor is useless. Wouldn't do any good. :dunno:

<edit> Also, did your supervisor write the bible?

[jeepinxj01]

So is the exchange of gifts a cultural aspect of Christmas or a religious one?

If one is not religious does that mean they are not allowed to have any culture either?

If a Muslim co-worker gave you a Christmas present this year would you look at him funny and refuse to accept the present?


I'm not saying that at all, but he is denouncing everything that is even remotely Godlike, but yet he is celebrating "the season" by exchanging gifts and whatever else he does.

I would not. I would look at it as a nice gesture. A muslim may not believe in what I do and again that's fine, and that same Muslim might give me a gift on Christmas, but that same Muslim will not celebrate or do anything on Christmas. Again, it's just awfully coincidental he's celebrating the season when he's an atheist.

"I'll be an athiest until it benefits me at Christmas time."

I call bullsh*t on the entire thing

[XJ Dreamin']

This thread sucks.
That other thread was just retarded, but this one is pure lunacy.

That's the idea. I wanted a thread that would reflect the true state of affairs in the world today. Not far off the mark, if I do say so myself.

[XJ Dreamin']

Sweet. I'm now getting into the hipocritical aspect of his atheism now.

I didn't say he's a hypocrite.

[TRNDRVR]

You're splitting hairs now.

Here's what you're saying (again, I am all for your atheism. It's your choice): "Let's exchange gifts on this openly Christian Holiday, but we'll say it's not about the religon in my household." It's just coincidence you're doing it on a religious holiday?I usually work Christmas day, so it's not always celebrated on the 25th. The county works us inmates even on holidays.

[Ramsey]

What's the difference? :D
:doh: Stupid white man

[dallas xjs]

http://i9.tinypic.com/44867td.gif

[XJ Dreamin']

What's the difference? :D

As an Anthropologist I would have to say that there is a massive difference.

The Indian and Arab should be cited to XNAYXJ and RAMSEY, respectively.

[XJ Dreamin']

http://i9.tinypic.com/44867td.gif

Hah!

On the wall in the bathroom in the Shack in Columbia, Mo, 1978:

In large letters: "Jesus Saves"
under that, in small letters: "but Esposito scores on the rebound" :)

[Cornflake]

http://i9.tinypic.com/44867td.gif

that's so wrong and so funny. not sure what to think :)

[XJ Dreamin']

:doh: Stupid white man

They're everywhere.

[XJ Dreamin']

that's so wrong and so funny. not sure what to think :)

Good Save!

[Root Moose]

Gotta remember to bring some lumber for the next game.

[XJ Dreamin']

I usually work Christmas day, so it's not always celebrated on the 25th. The county works us inmates even on holidays.

An inmate with a 16yo pregnant gf and a Camero?

SPOBI You're no inmate! but if that's standard treatment for inmates in Utah, what did you do to get in?

[BRIANHO13]

As an Anthropologist I would have to say that there is a massive difference.

The Indian and Arab should be cited to XNAYXJ and RAMSEY, respectively.
So are the ARabs taller?:D

[Ramsey]

and where can i sign up. will killing a jew work?

[Ramsey]

So are the ARabs taller?:D
yes, people of indian descent are midgets.

[BRIANHO13]

yes, people of indian descent are midgets.

Midgets are hilarious.

[Ramsey]

as are pakis

[IXNAYXJ]

as are pakisMaybe, but they've got the bomb.

-----Matt-----

[Cornflake]

where have i heard that before? weapons of mass destruction........sounds so famaliar............:)

[Ramsey]

where have i heard that before? weapons of mass destruction........sounds so famaliar............:)
thats somewhere i dont even want to go

[IXNAYXJ]

where have i heard that before? weapons of mass destruction........sounds so famaliar............:)A little different in this case....

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/pakistan/nuke/

"On May 28, 1998 Pakistan announced that it had successfully conducted five nuclear tests. The Pakistani Atomic Energy Commission reported that the five nuclear tests conducted on May 28 generated a seismic signal of 5.0 on the Richter scale, with a total yield of up to 40 KT (equivalent TNT). Dr. A.Q. Khan claimed that one device was a boosted fission device and that the other four were sub-kiloton nuclear devices."

-----Matt-----

[OT]

http://i9.tinypic.com/44867td.gif
I see your Jesus Saves!, and raise you one. (http://www.jesusdressup.com/)

[Ramsey]

I see your Jesus Saves!, and raise you one. (http://www.jesusdressup.com/)
Have fun in hell okie

[TRNDRVR]

SPOBI You're no inmate!:D

[XJ Dreamin']

So are the ARabs taller?:D

There are over 300 ethnic groups in India. Which Indian would be comparing to?

[dallas xjs]

http://i9.tinypic.com/29c2o1y.jpg

[IXNAYXJ]

This thread blows. I'm going back to the fun filled, innocent days of making fun of drizzlecock.

But before that....
http://www.sizor.com/cvn65/bombwritings/bomb03.jpg

-----Matt-----

[XJ Dreamin']

:D

Damn! I was hoping I could get a 16yo pregnant gf.

Oh, well. I can always 'dream' about one tonight.

[Lawn Cher']

If Ramsey would have stayed in his homeland, he would have been a tent maker. He's too fat to be a camel jockey.

[Ramsey]

I would have been killing jews.

[MogifiedXJ]

I would have been killing jews.

haha...he said jew

http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

[TRNDRVR]

I just got done looking around my house. I looked inside and out. Upsatirs and down. I looked everywhere. I even looked where you go http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/pee.gif


















And I'm confident to say that god is still just a figment of the imagination.

That is all. Carry on. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif

[ROOK1]

Religion is what is wrong with the world today.



http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/flag-burner-priceless.jpg

-----Matt-----

This should sum up my feelings pretty well.



http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/163/burnon3.jpg

It would be a much better place without it.

[onaXJ98]

Nice.

[ROOK1]

Dan. Glad to hear you got the Camaro off the blocks. I suppose your wife can go back to work now.

[TRNDRVR]

I suppose your wife can go back to work now.Dude....Pregnant and 16? Yeah right!

[ROOK1]

Dude....Pregnant and 16? Yeah right!

You can't live on welfare alone, someone has to work.

[XJ Dreamin']

Dude....Pregnant and 16? Yeah right!

Heck, I'd pay to hit that. Sure, she can work.

[Ramsey]

I just got done looking around my house. I looked inside and out. Upsatirs and down. I looked everywhere. I even looked where you go http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/pee.gif
And I'm confident to say that god is still just a figment of the imagination.

That is all. Carry on. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/5popcorn.gif

Maybe a figment of your imagination, not mine.

[Bohican]

Since there's no way in hell I'll ever be able to get the last 30 minutes of my life back, I feel the urge to contibute to this train wreck.

Natalie Maines is HOT!

..discuss

#77 ...


God, or the one called I am. (name that movie).

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/67/18/89m.jpg


What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Wittness with an Athiest? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.