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IcedXJ
September 14th, 2006, 20:41
Hi everyone! This is Jon's girlfriend. Jon asked me to let all of you guys know that he won't be able to log on for a little while. He doesn't have a computer or internet access at this point in time. Long story short here - some 'poo' hit the fan and he's no longer living with his friends. As I type, he is staying in a hotel awaiting to find out if he got his job and move into his apartment. So until he is settled he will not have internet access. :dunno:
CanMan
September 14th, 2006, 22:11
Sweet! He was getting kinda annoying with all of his stupid posts. :D :D
IXNAYXJ
September 14th, 2006, 22:19
Next week, on As the World Turns...

x2 12Gauge

-----Matt-----
MogifiedXJ
September 14th, 2006, 23:12
John's girlfriend eh? I thought he was gay.

Post up some boob pics in the Den...

DO...DO NOW!!!

http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif
ECKSJAY
September 14th, 2006, 23:13
John's girlfriend eh? I thought he was gay.

Post up some boob pics in the Den...

DO...DO NOW!!!

http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif


Fixed.
DIKASUN
September 15th, 2006, 02:42
doodoo now.... im drunk
jeepinxj01
September 15th, 2006, 05:39
doodoo now.... im drunk


Aren't you the one that's gay now? Weren't you drunk when you got queered? I see a pattern here.
RTicUL8
September 15th, 2006, 07:05
Aren't you the one that's gay now? Weren't you drunk when you got queered? I see a pattern here.

LOL! :laugh: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink26.gif
mdl
September 15th, 2006, 07:11
This thread does NOT deliver.
MogifiedXJ
September 15th, 2006, 07:28
This thread does NOT deliver.

I agree

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OT
September 15th, 2006, 09:17
Hi everyone! This is Jon's girlfriend. Jon asked me to let all of you guys know that he won't be able to log on for a little while. He doesn't have a computer or internet access at this point in time. Long story short here - some 'poo' hit the fan and he's no longer living with his friends. As I type, he is staying in a hotel awaiting to find out if he got his job and move into his apartment. So until he is settled he will not have internet access. :dunno:
Get into his PM box and read the advice I gave him.
Now talk him into it!
Lawn Cher'
September 15th, 2006, 10:44
Get into his PM box and read the advice I gave him.
Now talk him into it!

What did you tell him? I gave him a pep talk, just wanna make sure we aren't giving conflicting information.
OT
September 15th, 2006, 10:48
I told him to move in with his girlfriend in OKC and go to school down here.
Lawn Cher'
September 15th, 2006, 16:01
His GF is in OKC, he's near Indy, and is from Cali? Sounds like an interesting story.
Gil BullyKatz
September 15th, 2006, 17:32
Hi everyone! This is Jon's girlfriend. Jon asked me to let all of you guys know that he won't be able to log on for a little while. He doesn't have a computer or internet access at this point in time. Long story short here - some 'poo' hit the fan and he's no longer living with his friends. As I type, he is staying in a hotel awaiting to find out if he got his job and move into his apartment. So until he is settled he will not have internet access. :dunno:


WHO?

Without posting nudie pics of yourself to prove he's straight...

This thread totally useless.
XJ&CHZ4ME
September 15th, 2006, 17:40
His GF is in OKC, he's near Indy, and is from Cali? Sounds like an interesting story.

Is there a left handed lesbian eskimo midget in this story too???
Gil BullyKatz
September 15th, 2006, 17:48
Is there a left handed lesbian eskimo midget in this story too???


ONLY if she's also albino...
Glenn B
September 15th, 2006, 17:50
Get into his PM box and read the advice I gave him.
Now talk him into it!

I checked. He is gay. Sorry ladies.
JeepinBlonde
September 15th, 2006, 20:03
WHO?

Without posting nudie pics of yourself to prove he's straight...

This thread totally useless.

Go to myspace then. It's in my user profile. Sorry boys..no nude pics of me up there. Anyhow, yeah, this is Jon's g/f, I figured I'd register instead of using his name. Sorry, I'm not a guy. But then..I'll bet you were smart enough to figure that out, weren't you? :D
Beej
September 15th, 2006, 20:06
Is there a left handed lesbian eskimo midget in this story too??? Midget is considered a diminutive term, the preferred term is 'little person' or 'dwarf'...


:D
Gil BullyKatz
September 15th, 2006, 20:23
Go to myspace then. It's in my user profile. :D



nope...not in your naxja profile...
Gil BullyKatz
September 15th, 2006, 20:27
Midget is considered a diminutive term, the preferred term is 'little person' or 'dwarf'...


:D

left handed lesbian eskimo midget albino...

in a song by The Dead Milkmen...


Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sour
Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her.
She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She went to
college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Albino
Student Union, and four hundred people signed up.
There they were, hundreds of 'em, lesbian midget
Eskimo left-handed albinos. Did I mention the fact
that she was left-handed? She's left-handed,
alright.

Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies
is lowering children into open manholes, which is
kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the children are
taller than her, her being a midget and everything
...or her being a left-handed midget...or her being
a left-handed lesbian midget...or her being a left-
handed lesbian albino midget...or her being a
lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo...life can
be really difficult on that young lady.

She bit me once, you know. Right here, you see
this? Left a mark. She was lowerin' a friend of
mine's kid into the sewer, and I run up, tryin' to
stop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget
left-handed albino! You stop right there!" And she
bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna...I'm gonna turn into
a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is
full.

Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel
myself shrinking! I can feel myself becoming left-
handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to build
an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my
eyes getting red! I can feel...I can feel the urge
...to buy a Suzanne Vega album!!

AAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!! NOOO! NNNNNOOOO!!!!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Oh, I'm okay; it's just gas.
SCW
September 15th, 2006, 21:19
left handed lesbian eskimo midget albino...

in a song by The Dead Milkmen...

Dead Milkmen were cool- back when I was 16.
Chero-King
September 15th, 2006, 21:21
Dead Milkmen were cool- back when I was 16.

They had music in the stone age?


:D
GSequoia
September 15th, 2006, 22:51
Hmm, I just noticed that Attention was misspelled... ;)
CanMan
September 15th, 2006, 23:01
Hmm, I just noticed that Attention was misspelled... ;)

Is this IcedXJ trolling himself to look cooler? :dunno:

If you are really his woman, give us a link of your proclaimed self portraits.
Chero-King
September 15th, 2006, 23:19
Is this IcedXJ trolling himself to look cooler? :dunno:

If you are really his woman, give us a link of your proclaimed self portraits.


Go to her profile and click on her myspace thingy.
JeepinBlonde
September 15th, 2006, 23:20
Yes, I am actually Jon's woman. I promise. And the link was in my profile but I removed it. But I don't have to prove myself - you can believe me or suffer the wrath of PMS. :D

If you've ever seen Jon's page there. Then you can most certainly find me. Alas, gentlemen, I must bid you adieu for I have tons of :paperwork to do. Aurevoir!

Oh by the way... Attencion is Attention en francais. ;)
CanMan
September 15th, 2006, 23:22
Go to her profile and click on her myspace thingy.

Too bad it aint there, eh?
Gil BullyKatz
September 15th, 2006, 23:32
Oh by the way... Attencion is Attention en francais. ;)

definately a blonde...

atencion is attention in Spanish...

attention is attention in French.

might help to pay some during french class next time.

:D
IcedXJ
September 16th, 2006, 05:50
sheesh, gone for a day and you guys are already losing it...oh wait you never had it :roll:
Chero-King
September 16th, 2006, 12:46
Too bad it aint there, eh?


It was there yesterday when I looked, :dunno:
mdl
September 16th, 2006, 13:39
sheesh, gone for a day and you guys are already losing it...oh wait you never had it :roll:

You made her get on NAXJA and make this thread because you were going to be gone a day?
IcedXJ
September 17th, 2006, 09:16
You made her get on NAXJA and make this thread because you were going to be gone a day?
it was supposed to be 2 weeks to a month...but I moved down to OKC...
mdl
September 17th, 2006, 18:51
it was supposed to be 2 weeks to a month...but I moved down to OKC...

Sweet man. How has the move been?

okie icedxj
IcedXJ
September 17th, 2006, 22:22
Sweet man. How has the move been?

okie icedxj
It has been good, love the fam...time for sleep though


:roflmao: Okie IcedXJ....:roll::laugh2:
OT
September 17th, 2006, 22:23
That has a ring to it!
jeepinxj01
September 18th, 2006, 05:59
it was supposed to be 2 weeks to a month...but I moved down to OKC...


What the hell!?!? You left?!
IcedXJ
September 18th, 2006, 07:05
That has a ring to it!
oh no I am already fitting in...:laugh:
Lawn Cher'
September 18th, 2006, 07:13
OT has a new bitch!
mdl
September 18th, 2006, 07:33
OT has a new bitch!

Thanks for nominating yourself!
IcedXJ
September 18th, 2006, 07:47
and I was afraid it was me, but thanks :) :D