david lettermans top 10

[westsacxj]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR........

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!

[Ramsey]

ha ha, he said black

[djblade311]

I'm sick of u haystacks! always gotsa be hatin yo

[Rev Den]

I am sure you already know this....

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

Rev

[Beej]

Got any proof that's Letterman's? Ive gotten that one in emails starting a long time ago. I also can't see the network letting that one slide. Pretty openly racist for network TV, even late night network TV. I never watch that moron anyway. David Letterman's a late night Bob Saget... :thumbdn:

[rock rash]

damn it rev, you ruined it :D !!

[Ben H]

I'm sick of u haystacks! always gotsa be hatin yo

haystacks! :D