The painting nuns

[Lawn Cher']

TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

[Beej]

:D

Me like...

Still my favorite joke of all time:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

[Lawn Cher']

That's one of my fav's as well.

[IcedXJ]

TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

hahahahaha

a nun with a rack = great joke

[XJ Dreamin']

TWO NUNS AND A PAINT JOB

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

Two nuns painting a room, in the nude, with no blinds on the windows. I know where I am..
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/3789/blutoom7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ramsey]

since its jokes at the church...

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/9149/priest1ku1.jpg

[Michaelarchangelo]

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?




none, they just go sit in the corner and cry.

[Lawn Cher']

HAHAHAHAHA

[Chero-King]

Hahahaha, good one, I like the ADHD one too. :roll:

[imma honky]

I have a good one, but I'm not sure it's public friendly.

[GSequoia]

:D

Me like...

Still my favorite joke of all time:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

That was BG's best post ever.

[Ramsey]

and it didnt even have a fat girl!

[Lawn Cher']

That was BG's best post ever.

You're right! I couldn't remember where I had seen that before.:laugh2:

[Lawn Cher']

and it didnt even have a fat girl!

You are confused.

[Ramsey]

that i realize

[TheWarWagon]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?





























Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:

[Root Moose]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?


Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:


BOOOOOOOO!

[bjoehandley]

BOOOOOOOO!

X2

[Ramsey]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?



Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:
Thats awful

[DrMoab]

All you Steve Erwin guys need to lighten up....Crikey!

[Lawn Cher']

I chuckled.

[GSequoia]

As we steer our boat down, looking for these dangerous predators… Boy, there's a king croc right here. He must be four meters; 12, 13 feet long at least. This croc has enough power in its jaws to rip my head right off. I've got to be careful. So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole.

[Ramsey]

I chuckled.
me too, but its still wrong

[MogifiedXJ]

Did you hear, they recalled Steve Irwin's brand of sunscreen?
Turns out it didn't really protect against harmful rays.......:nono:

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif

I laughed. It may not be right, but it's still funny. I don't know why everyone is so sensitive about the guy dying. He died doing something he loved...may we all be so lucky.

[Root Moose]

All you Steve Erwin guys need to lighten up....Crikey!
Steve is fair game, it's the lame joke I was boo-ing about.

[Ramsey]

getting stabbed in the chest? what kind of sick fawk loves getting stabbed in the chest?

[Root Moose]

He died doing something he loved...may we all be so lucky.

Indeed.

[DrMoab]

Indeed.
I agree also. Doesn't make him any less a wanker though.