SICK!

[red90xj]

hey guys jsut wondering if any of you guys have been sick or know anyone with a stomache virus within the past couple weeks? ive been off my feet nearly for a week now with somthing and same with a girl i know.
just figured id ask if you guys have been doin alright?

thanks
Anthony

[mdl]

I'm sorry. You have aids.

[red90xj]

im sorry but its REt@rds like you that will end up getting them for saying stuff like that.
now did i ask for that? no i didnt..... get a life looser

[RichP]

Nope, got wacked by a killer cold on friday, heads so stuffed up I almost can't see straight but thats all part of the life of being married to a teacher who works in those germ factorys they call schools. When I traveled it was me bringing home the disease of the week, now it's her...

[red90xj]

now see theres a sensable response to my question... thank you
keep em comming guys

[RichP]

Maybe you got bird flu, big oriental population up there....

[dallas xjs]

everone seems healthy here in texas bro...eat some chili cheese dawgs and drink some long island ice tea and you well be better before the weekend...

[red90xj]

haha yea... unfortunatly the only way to rid of a virus is for the body to pump it out... such as "sweating" and being with the toilet alot. no need to be graphic about it but the doc told me that its somthing only time and rest will be able to fix

[Lawn Cher']

Maybe you got bird flu, big oriental population up there....

Much more creative than the AIDS comment.:yelclap:

[Glenn B]

hey guys jsut wondering if any of you guys have been sick or know anyone with a stomache virus within the past couple weeks? ive been off my feet nearly for a week now with somthing and same with a girl i know.
just figured id ask if you guys have been doin alright?

thanks
Anthony

You are dying, and it is President Bush's fault. Tim Horton is trying to save you, unfortunately he is bust making coffee. Sorry for your loss. I know Canadia will miss you.

[5-90]

Just got over a nasty head flu - whatever's going around. No stomach trouble, but spent two days flat on the bones of my arse feeling like my head had been packed with rubber cement (at least, that's what it looked like coming out...)

Keep up your fluids, flush your system out. Not much else we can do for virii, I'm afraid...

5-90

[jeepinxj01]

hey guys jsut wondering if any of you guys have been sick or know anyone with a stomache virus within the past couple weeks? ive been off my feet nearly for a week now with somthing and same with a girl i know.
just figured id ask if you guys have been doin alright?

thanks
Anthony


I'm no doctor by any means, but my guess is that your pussy hurts and you need to shake it off. Just a thought.

[Lawn Cher']

I'm no doctor by any means, but my guess is that your pussy hurts and you need to shake it off. Just a thought.

:gag: :laugh2:

[red90xj]

yup... gota drink clear fluids and eat light/white solids... eggs crackes soup..
no bacon! no beans!

[red90xj]

come on guys lets keep the negative stuff to a low...i didnt ask to be made fun of... i was only asking if any of you had been "unwell" over ther past while.

[streetpirate]

I had a bad bottle of Guiness Draught last week, horrible intestinal pain, and massive anal explosions after that. i havent had to crap that many times in one day my whole life.

[Skullver]

come on guys lets keep the negative stuff to a low...i didnt ask to be made fun of... i was only asking if any of you had been "unwell" over ther past while.
please quarantine yourself immediately, it could be the Canadian version of aids commonly referred to as "frenchfritus", eh.

[Lawn Cher']

I had a bad bottle of Guiness Draught last week, horrible intestinal pain, and massive anal explosions after that. i havent had to crap that many times in one day my whole life.

Ever had food poisoning? Comes out both ends!

[red90xj]

now this i find strange... so far ive been pointed out as a canadian with aids? what the F@ck gives? i come on to this forum and use it responsably and yahoo's like you go and say S#it like that... you gys obviously have somthing against canadians or somthing.

[Beej]

now this i find strange... so far ive been pointed out as a canadian with aids? what the F@ck gives? i come on to this forum and use it responsably and yahoo's like you go and say S#it like that... you gys obviously have somthing against canadians or somthing. Holy Christ Nancy, hike up your skirt and face death like a man...

:D


There is a nasty flu going around on the island right now. It probably came from you mainlanding bastardos... The brother in law has been laid out for a week. He can't keep anything down except granola cookies and chocolate pudding. He's been shiteing a great flow for days now...

Don't worry though, you'll be fine.

[Skullver]

do you not have a sense of humor? I realize you are sick and all but c'mon man, I have absolutely nothing against canadians, I love hockey:)Now don't get me started on the French. sorry if I offended you with the comment, but you are wanking about being sick on the web, what exactly do you expect? A bunch of folks saying "yes man, I'm sick too, do you think there is something going around, maybe it is bush's fault, maybe it is extremist terrorist groups crop-dusting w/viral infections. Eat your chicken soup and suck it up. I hate being sick and I definitely feel for you, but cheer up.

[Beej]

By the way, the way they treat Canadians here? Its my fault...

:D

PS: F**king Americans, eh?

[jeepinxj01]

now this i find strange... so far ive been pointed out as a canadian with aids? what the F@ck gives? i come on to this forum and use it responsably and yahoo's like you go and say S#it like that... you gys obviously have somthing against canadians or somthing.


There's nothing really wrong w/ Canadians other than...well...they're Canadians.

Relax man, the more you piss and moan about your anal discharge or whatever you're having the worse it's gonna be. Stop feelin' sorry for yourself; eat/drink your soup; go douche and you'll be fine in a week or so. I hope you feel better.

:skull2:

[red90xj]

alright alright... im coooo... time for me to start chillaxin

[Beej]

Its a'ight. I get angry when I'm sick too...

Just pretend you're in BC and smoke a bowl to settle your nausea. Oh wait!

:D

[MogifiedXJ]

By the way, the way they treat Canadians here? Its my fault...

:D

PS: F**king Americans, eh?

Damn Cantards eh???



:D

[RichP]

Had dysentary once from bad beer in PI, man talk about weight loss, my asshole felt like an open manhole cover and just as nasty...dropped close to 40lbs in 4 weeks. It was almost as bad as the nite I drank 21 blackrussians after a new england lobster steamer dinner...

[mdl]

Ohh common man you're the new guy in this thread. You must have no sense of humor at all. You must also know that anything is fair game in non tech.

[GSequoia]

my asshole felt like an open manhole cover

Navy?

[Lou]

... "unwell" ...

Anytime some one says "unwell", I think .... Withnail

http://www3.sympatico.ca/scrapco/withnail02.jpg

Any fans ?

[SeanP]

not too proud to say that I had the stomach flu a week ago and sharted/shit the bed whilst sleeping. wife was happy I was in the guest room at the time. Jes, remember that next time you spend the night

:lol:

[Gil BullyKatz]

I'm no doctor by any means, but my guess is that your pussy hurts and you need to shake it off. Just a thought.

ding ding ding!!!

[Beej]

Anytime some one says "unwell", I think .... Withnail

http://www3.sympatico.ca/scrapco/withnail02.jpg

Any fans ? I: "Don't do that Miss Blenerhassit. I'm warning you Miss Blennerhassit, if you do - you're fired. We are multi-millionaries. we'll buy this place and fire you immediately."

My favorite part/line from the movie is the screaming bobbie:

Withnail: Don't be ridiculous I haven't done anything. Listen, my cousin's a QC.

Bobbie #2: GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN! ! !

[Lou]

"Never attempt anything without the gloves"
"We've gone on vacation by mistake."
:D

[Bridgman]

yea my girl is getting a little sick, sinus i think

[mdl]

One time I was at school when I was real young and I went to fart and shit my pants. :)

[BSD]

now this i find strange... so far ive been pointed out as a canadian with aids? what the F@ck gives? i come on to this forum and use it responsably and yahoo's like you go and say S#it like that... you gys obviously have somthing against canadians or somthing.


Dude, your vagina is leaking all over the place!

[Beej]

Huh. I just realized you called them yahoos. Might be better if we stuck with insults that aren't from the 15th century...


:D

[Chero-King]

Its a'ight. I get angry when I'm sick too...

Just pretend you're in BC and smoke a bowl to settle your nausea. Oh wait!

:D

hahahahah

Here in Chilliwack, (about an hour from Van.), were known preeeeeettty good for our weed. In Downtown at around 1 am in "Chill-ville" you wont get 10 yards without being asked to buy some smack or weed lol.

[red90xj]

i know what ya mean man.... yyyyuppp i guess "BC BUD" is the best out here SUCKAS although i dont smoke it :S ahh to hell with it

[misterjeeper]

Yeah, felt pretty crappy a week or so ago...It sucked. Ya know what else sucks??? People being derogatory here, we all love XJs, cant we all get along, and treat each other with a little respect. Sorry people bagged on ya, red90xj

[Beej]

Yeah, felt pretty crappy a week or so ago...It sucked. Ya know what else sucks??? People being derogatory here, we all love XJs, cant we all get along, and treat each other with a little respect. Sorry people bagged on ya, red90xj Its not baggin on people, its gentle-jibing camaraderie...

Y'all need to loosen up and enjoy life a little more...

:wave:

:peace:

[RichP]

Anyone else notice the thin skins on some of these newbies or is just me ? we need to bring back the bot :D

[EvanH]

Go to a doctor?

[jeepinxj01]

Anyone else notice the thin skins on some of these newbies or is just me ? we need to bring back the bot :D


Foreskin thin apparently.....

[IcedXJ]

Foreskin thin apparently.....
hmmm I agree

[xjj33p3r]

Well, after drinking the tap water in my dorm, I have gotten a cold. My roomate was sceptical about the water, and now he knows to just use it for hand washing purposes.

My head feels pretty stuffed, along with my nose, but my throat feels the worst right now. I've been trying to excersize to keep myself from getting sick, but apparently it didn't work too well. I drank enough of that water to mess me up for a couple of days.

[streetpirate]

Its a'ight. I get angry when I'm sick too...

Just pretend you're in BC and smoke a bowl to settle your nausea. Oh wait!

:D

go ahead, rub it in.













stupid conservative government. best cure for hangovers and colds in the world.




doesnt seem to do much for the anal discharge though...

[xjj33p3r]

doesnt seem to do much for the anal discharge though...

Gotta stop eating stuff with Olestra in it. Does anyone remember that disgusting crap that came in foods to seperate fat? Good Lord that stuff made your ass leak like non other.

[in2fords]

hmmm, everyone in the office at work was taking time off because they are sick. I got torn ligiments in my wrist from roto/demo hammer so Im on light duty and stuck in the office with all these sicko's. now I got to stay in shapeor they will get me sick!

[RTicUL8]

Well, after drinking the tap water in my dorm, I have gotten a cold. My roomate was sceptical about the water, and now he knows to just use it for hand washing purposes.

My head feels pretty stuffed, along with my nose, but my throat feels the worst right now. I've been trying to excersize to keep myself from getting sick, but apparently it didn't work too well. I drank enough of that water to mess me up for a couple of days.

Looking back, I was sick more often when living in a dorm than at any other time in my life.

It was a giant virus recycling factory...http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck06.gif

[RichP]

Marry a teacher, they bring home the current diseases of the week on a regular basis from those disease factorys, almost as bad as when I was field service and would hit 12 cities and airports a week...then I'd bring home the current nasty..

[OT]

Yeah, felt pretty crappy a week or so ago...It sucked. Ya know what else sucks??? People being derogatory here, we all love XJs, cant we all get along, and treat each other with a little respect. Sorry people bagged on ya, red90xj
Somebody wishes they were Canadian......http://www.rockhardxj.com/images/smiles/thghey2.gif

[Chero-King]

Somebody wishes they were Canadian......http://www.rockhardxj.com/images/smiles/thghey2.gif


:laugh:
I dont know why I find that funny... but I do. :laugh2: