Shakespearean Insult Generator

[Beej]

This thing's fun...

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

[TheWarWagon]

My old english professor would love this.

[IcedXJ]

Thou wimpled full-gorged blind-worm!

:dunno:

I think he is talking about my d@#k

[Beej]

Thou loggerheaded rump-fed miscreant!

[IcedXJ]

Thou loggerheaded rump-fed miscreant!
:dunno:
huh?










wait I mean thank you:D

[Beej]

Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.

[Beej]

Not referring to you, Iceman...

http://www.topgun-lefilm.com/personnages/iceman.jpg

:D

[IcedXJ]

Not referring to you, Iceman...

http://www.topgun-lefilm.com/personnages/iceman.jpg

:D
hey stop posting my pictures online :D


and yes that is where my nickname came from.

[Beej]

I like this one...
[You] speak an infinite deal of nothing.

Remind anyone of anyone?

[IcedXJ]

I like this one...
[You] speak an infinite deal of nothing.

Remind anyone of anyone?


dzolcali?

[OT]

Dzol!

[OT]

Almost sig worthy:

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

[Beej]

Another beaut...

You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

[IcedXJ]

I make as good use of [thine face] as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori.

that one is a good one.

[shortxjdoug]

Thou reeky fool-born puttock!













haha......... puttock

[shortxjdoug]

heres a good one......
I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables

[Lawn Cher']

Thou art as loathsome as a toad.

[IcedXJ]

haha......... puttock

What Did You Call ME!!! :party: