TGIF? WTF?

[OT]

TGIF, my ass......

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[ECKSJAY]

Ahoy thar!

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[RichP]

OT's going for the sugar high eh.... you're supposed to get it in the bowl....

[OT]

You're fu*king loopy.
Why would a 200lb man eat out of a bowl that small?
Man, four of those bowls will fit in my cereal containing apperatus.
No, that's from my 7 year old as he was getting up to catch the bus.
I'm just the poor sap that gets to clean up six pounds of wasted cereal.

[RichP]

You're fu*king loopy.
Why would a 200lb man eat out of a bowl that small?
Man, four of those bowls will fit in my cereal containing apperatus.
No, that's from my 7 year old as he was getting up to catch the bus.
I'm just the poor sap that gets to clean up six pounds of wasted cereal.

Wasted, Sheeeeeeeeeet put it back in the bag, dog hairs and all make sure he eats it, bet he's more careful after a few hairballs...:laugh3:

Besides, for all I know your self delusional and think eating 4 small bowls is better than eating one monster bowl... :D :D :D :D

[OT]

Wasted, Sheeeeeeeeeet put it back in the bag, dog hairs and all make sure he eats it, bet he's more careful after a few hairballs...:laugh3:

Besides, for all I know your self delusional and think eating 4 small bowls is better than eating one monster bowl... :D :D :D :D
I would, but there's also the random metal shavings and slivers that I track in, mixed in there as well.

[ECKSJAY]

I would, but there's also the random metal shavings and slivers that I track in, mixed in there as well.

You don't clean?

[OT]

Ahoy thar!

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Don't be dissin' the M'oM.

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That's just the opened bags.
You should see the pantry.
My dad never let me eat sugary cereals, so I'm breaking the chain.

[OT]

You don't clean?
Not every night.
Do you?:moon:

[IntrepidXJ]

since when does cereal come in bags.......i always got it in boxes.

never heard of any of those anyways :twak:

[OT]

Get yourself three kids and you'll find all kinds of neat sh*t like cereal in bags.
It's much cheaper without the crappy toy inside.

Look across the aisle from the boxed cereal.

[misterjeeper]

Hey, Bagged cereal is THE ONLY way to go when you have rugrats

[Ben H]

Hey, Bagged cereal is THE ONLY way to go when you have rugrats


Bagged cereal appears to be easy to poor into a bowl as well.

OT, let your dog clean it up, and save on the alpo for a day.

[OT]

Then, there'd be creamy marshmallow sh*t all over the backyard...igans.

[RichP]

Not every night.
Do you?:moon:

Actually YES, the kitchen gets fairly well cleaned up every nite but then we're past the cereal stage and kids wiping their faces on the bar stool backs. The main issue we have is the bar/counter itself, it's a horizontal magnet that collects stuff all week. As for the cereal, when both were here they would start eating one brand so janet would buy 3 or 4 big boxes at sams club, never failed, as soon as it went on the storage shelves in the basement they'd change brands, pffffftttttt .

My main issue is the $#%$ cat and keeping her off the counters, she's smart enough to not go there when I'm within reach or she's airborne across the dining room and semi across the living room and she $#%$ KNOWS she's not supposed to be up there. I've considered cutting her archiles tendons so she can't jump...or puting a 5lb collar on her or laying out some chicken wire fencing plugged into one of the kitchen outlets but that might not work as they are all GFI plugs and I'd end up having to reset the %$#$ digital clocks on the microwave and radio...the paint ball gun is too messy and would involve more cleaning up and the super soaker would make a mess of the 'catch all' counter.
She did walk across the radiant stove one time while it was till hot, she's not done it since then so she can learn...

[Dirt]

Did you take the toy Jeep through it? Or is that clear spot from the chair? :roflmao:

[OT]

Did you take the toy Jeep through it? Or is that clear spot from the chair? :roflmao:
:roflmao:
You got me.

[goodburbon]

Scoop it up, run a magnet through it to get the metal shavings, and put it back in the bag.:scottm:

[Lawn Cher']

Fortified with a full RDA of iron.

[Beej]

Hmm. At six, my son would've said "I'm sorry, Father, sir, I just spilled some cereal, but will clean it all up right now, sir." And then I would have beat him through the process, hammering home that its never okay to make a mistake...

:D

[OT]

I'm generally only upset for the first minute or two.
What I hate, is being in a different room and hearing a messy sound.
That drives me crazy, because I know if I can hear it in another room, it's gonna be bad.
Kinda like two minutes before the bus comes and you hear the "Whoooooosh" of a brand new OPEN bag of cereal hitting the floor.

[Beej]

My wife and I were watching TV in bed one night and we heard a thump-thump-scream-ka-bash kinda sound. We came out to find her sister hanging from the banister in the stairwell by the rear strap of her bra. Her shirt had been torn right off in the fall.

[OT]

:roflmao:
From the banister.
:roflmao:

[Beej]

She was healthy, but embarrassed...

[OT]

Our kids dread it, when they screw up, because they'll make a big noisy mess, then they hear, "What the fu*k was that, this time?":gonnablow
Then they scatter.
I'll walk in and the one that made the mess will be stading there, all alone, staring at what he'd just done.

[Beej]

Another one I heard from a distance was a janitor at the hospital. We heard a huge clattering ka-bash from the hall, followed by a loud "Aw F**K!" A single roll of toilet paper rolled out into view and when we came around the corner, he was standing there with blood all up one side of him. Seems he'd slipped on a large puddle of blood and fallen right in it...

[Beej]

Our kids dread it, when they screw up, because they'll make a big noisy mess, then they hear, "What the fu*k was that, this time?":gonnablow
Then they scatter.
I'll walk in and the one that made the mess will be stading there, all alone, staring at what he'd just done. haha! Are you my father? :D

We learned early to scatter in all directions, makes it harder for them to choose a single target...

[IcedXJ]

Another one I heard from a distance was a janitor at the hospital. We heard a huge clattering ka-bash from the hall, followed by a loud "Aw F**K!" A single roll of toilet paper rolled out into view and when we came around the corner, he was standing there with blood all up one side of him. Seems he'd slipped on a large puddle of blood and fallen right in it...
I hate when that happens :roll:

Perhaps tampons are in this mans future?

[Beej]

They make no tampons large enough...

:D

[IcedXJ]

They make no tampons large enough...

:D
hahahahaha...oh...ewwwwww

:puke:

[GSequoia]

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Pi with a hat on?
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[Root Moose]

Pi with a hat on?
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Pi sized vector?

Hmm, vecor, I should pour myslef a bowl.

Damn, I've made the thread recursive.

<apologies to non-math geeks>

[Lawn Cher']

Another one I heard from a distance was a janitor at the hospital. We heard a huge clattering ka-bash from the hall, followed by a loud "Aw F**K!" A single roll of toilet paper rolled out into view...

I love the rolling TP visual.

[Beej]

It was a thing of beauty. One of those moments one wishes they had a video camera...

[Slacker87XJ]

Try one of these instead of the jeep next time. ;)

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[w_howey]

Actually YES, the kitchen gets fairly well cleaned up every nite but then we're past the cereal stage and kids wiping their faces on the bar stool backs. The main issue we have is the bar/counter itself, it's a horizontal magnet that collects stuff all week. As for the cereal, when both were here they would start eating one brand so janet would buy 3 or 4 big boxes at sams club, never failed, as soon as it went on the storage shelves in the basement they'd change brands, pffffftttttt .

My main issue is the $#%$ cat and keeping her off the counters, she's smart enough to not go there when I'm within reach or she's airborne across the dining room and semi across the living room and she $#%$ KNOWS she's not supposed to be up there. I've considered cutting her archiles tendons so she can't jump...or puting a 5lb collar on her or laying out some chicken wire fencing plugged into one of the kitchen outlets but that might not work as they are all GFI plugs and I'd end up having to reset the %$#$ digital clocks on the microwave and radio...the paint ball gun is too messy and would involve more cleaning up and the super soaker would make a mess of the 'catch all' counter.
She did walk across the radiant stove one time while it was till hot, she's not done it since then so she can learn...

Here is a good way to train the cat to stay off the counter.

get yourself a mess of mousetraps.

Now set them all on the counter. If your one of those bleeding heart, granola crunching Canadians, you set them face down. If you are like me, and only really tolerate the cat set them face up.

When the cat jumps up there, they will set at least one trap off. That will in turn set off most of them.

A cat with a mousetrap attached to its foot, will certainly have second thoughts about jumping on the counter again. It usually takes 3 or 4 settings of the traps to get it through the cat's head its not good to be on the counter.


BTW, Shop Wal*Mart do ya OT?

[Ramsey]

Do you walk squatted down so you can see the bag cereal?

[88flexj]

It could be a lot worse. Just a random picture I found. Not mine, thank God!!
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[RichP]

It could be a lot worse. Just a random picture I found. Not mine, thank God!!
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God, I'd be on the 6 O'Clock news...

[85xjwoody]

God, I'd be on the 6 O'Clock news...

I would make the news after that one also.:flamemad:

The mouse traps is a very good idea. My father used that idea to keep hit two dogs off of the funiture and sure shit it worked!! Our older cat knows better but our newest member of the family is only a month old and needs to learn some lessons soon.:D

Kim.

[87manche]

God, I'd be on the 6 O'Clock news...
Let the beatings commence!

[OT]

That's nothing.
Imagine discovering your two little prodigies are up-and-coming artists.
Only problem is, the medium is sh*t and the canvas is their bedroom walls.
:gonnablow

[Beej]

That's nothing.
Imagine discovering your two little prodigies are up-and-coming artists.
Only problem is, the medium is sh*t and the canvas is their bedroom walls.
:gonnablow Welcome to the world of the psychiatric hospital...

[Lawn Cher']

That's nothing.
Imagine discovering your two little prodigies are up-and-coming artists.
Only problem is, the medium is sh*t and the canvas is their bedroom walls.
:gonnablow

"This art stinks!"

[LBEXJ]

Those of you that cannot believe kids fawk up and make mess' have very short memories. Go whine about it to your MoM or PoP and notice the smirk on their faces. What goes around, comes around ...

Learn patience, and enjoy it (if you can). They'll grow up and be gone before you know it. Next thing ya know, it'll be your turn to "smirk".

BTW ... it was mentioned earlier, but let the dog clean it up. That's what pets are for. Now the shit, well ...

Les :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

[OT]

Not me, Les.
When I was young, that mess would have never happened, and if it did, it would be an anomaly.
I was an obsessively clean child and only started slacking since I've had my own.
The only smirking I do is when I ask who made the mess and they all say it was someone else.

[LBEXJ]

Not me, Les.
When I was young, that mess would have never happened, and if it did, it would be an anomaly.
I was an obsessively clean child ...
Hey ... you know something ... I was too, except for the pile of coon shit found under my bed the following winter after our pet grew up and left home to breed. That pile was harder than a brickbat! And ... pissin' through the upstairs screen instead of going downstairs and outside (or to the pot).

Yeah OT, everything about you now reeks of you bein' an "obsessively clean" child. :laugh3:

Les

[Beej]

I think the fastest I've ever run was when I was 12 and my mom moved the sofa to vacuum underneath and came across a year's worth of food scraps...

[Matt S.]

I buried my sister when I was about 6. I broke my other sisters arm when she was like 1. I killed my oldest sisters dog, ran it over driving the tractor. I was 8. I used to shoot the cats that lived in our orchard, that my dad paid to have out there.

my butt became steel from my dads boot.

What are boys supposed to do when you got lots of sisters and live on a farm?

btw, I am not having kids... karma is a bitch.

[Beej]

Hmm. Scrappy, did you ever set fires as a kid, or wet the bed?

[Matt S.]

Hmm. Scrappy, did you ever set fires as a kid, or wet the bed?


Of course I set fires! I love fire, its awfully mesmerizing.:eek:

never peed the bed though. What was that like for you BJ?

[Beej]

Too bad about the bedwetting. The Serial Killer trifecta has been avoided in your case. Assuming you're telling the truth.
1. harming animals, 2. bedwetting, 3. firesetting. Meet all three and a Serial Killer you may be...

Oh and for me, it was a wonderful time. Dreaming of a giant toilet and just letting go. Shitting the bed is even more wonderful...

[SCW]

Too bad about the bedwetting. The Serial Killer trifecta has been avoided in your case. Assuming you're telling the truth.
1. harming animals, 2. bedwetting, 3. firesetting. Meet all three and a Serial Killer you may be...

Oh and for me, it was a wonderful time. Dreaming of a giant toilet and just letting go. Shitting the bed is even more wonderful...

Shooting cats is pretty distant from killing/torturing animals, isn't it. Crap, they are practically born with targets on them.

[Matt S.]

Shooting cats is pretty distant from killing/torturing animals, isn't it. Crap, they are practically born with targets on them.


For real. They are moving targets. The only thing better than cats are gofers.

[Beej]

For real. They are moving targets. The only thing better than cats are golfers. Ficksed it for ya...

[Matt S.]

Ficksed it for ya...


Thanks.. I meant to say that.

[IcedXJ]

Thanks.. I meant to say that.
see this is why I have not been to the golf course...

[OT]

Wet the bed 'til what age?:shiver:

[RichP]

Wet the bed 'til what age?:shiver:

Till your bed mate says 'THATS IT, NO MORE BEER BEFORE BED'...

[Beej]

Till your bed mate says 'THATS IT, NO MORE BEER BEFORE BED'... Even so, sometimes I just don't feel like getting up and walking eight feet to the toilet...

[LBEXJ]

Bedwetter? ... I was until about 3rd grade. MoM used to beat my ass for it. I would dream I was peein' on a post, or in the pot, whatever, but would piss the bed. My Great Grampa told MoM to make me eat a salt sandwich before bed and that would cure it. Well, I don't know what happened, but it did.

When Aaron was little, he never wet the bed, but he made several wrong turns on his way to the pot. One time his mother heard him peein' ... he turned left instead of right, and was peein' on his sister's room floor.

I made sure he never got whipped for it. I'd been there and done that.

Les

PS: Now, at over 50, I just ejaculate the bed.

[Dirt]

PS: Now, at over 50, I just ejaculate the bed.


Proof please.












:D

[Matt S.]

Proof please.












:D


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