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BIgDaddyChia
August 22nd, 2008, 08:56
Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)
Subtitle "Coronation of Barrack Hussein Obama"

7:00 p m Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N= . in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:00 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:15 am 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Barrack Hussein Obama by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of The Great Satan','W' Bush

12:50 am Hillary proposes a toast to our millions of new Illegal Alien voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am Coronation of Barrack Hussan Obama

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Otter
August 22nd, 2008, 10:29
lol, that was good

buschwhaked
August 22nd, 2008, 14:11
Ted rocks

DeftwillP
August 22nd, 2008, 16:40
mary joe kapechne doesn't think so

YELLAHEEP
August 22nd, 2008, 17:26
:yelclap:

Kittrell
August 22nd, 2008, 17:40
mary joe kapechne doesn't think so

"Mary Jo Kopechne"

;)

If you can spell the Island it happened on correctly in one shot, I want to shake your hand................:D

red91
August 22nd, 2008, 17:47
"Mary Jo Kopechne"

;)

If you can spell the Island it happened on correctly in one shot, I want to shake your hand................:D

Phonics worked for me...this is easy.

Chappaquiddick.

red91
August 22nd, 2008, 19:31
and I also have $50.00 says that uncle ted puts away far more than 9 drinks

Kittrell
August 22nd, 2008, 19:42
Phonics worked for me...this is easy.

Chappaquiddick.

You're Jewish, it doesn't count. What? Thats all I got.

red91
August 22nd, 2008, 19:46
You're Jewish, it doesn't count. What? Thats all I got.



CHEAPSKATE !

But your right...most Jewish people can spell. :D