Beer warning

[Lawn Cher']

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

BEER DEMO (http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf)

[TRNDRVR]

http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/rofl2.gif

[shortxjdoug]

repost, but so true and relevant
http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=96435

[OT]

The worst symptoms come from drinking Miller, Bud, and Coors.



As a side note, ever look at the name, "Tim", and just think, "Man that's a wierd name."?:wierd:

[XJ Dreamin']

I had a dorm roommate who just had the look. Three minutes in any room and he would have a 10 hanging on his arm. One night we went to an open party - $5.00 to get in: dancing and free beer. Three minutes and he's dancing with a 10. An hour-and-a-half later he come by in-tow behind this 6. I give him a look like, WTF dude? As he walked by he leaned over and whispered, "She promised to lay me tonight." He hadn't had that many beers, so there's got to something more to it than just that. Hmmm...what could make a guy wake up the next morning with anything less than a 10? Of course, I wouldn't know. That's never happened to me :laugh2:

[UNCC_99XJ]

As a side note, ever look at the name, "Tim", and just think, "Man that's a wierd name."?:wierd:

Just out of curiosity, what makes it a weird name?

[RichP]

I had a dorm roommate who just had the look. Three minutes in any room and he would have a 10 hanging on his arm. One night we went to an open party - $5.00 to get in: dancing and free beer. Three minutes and he's dancing with a 10. An hour-and-a-half later he come by in-tow behind this 6. I give him a look like, WTF dude? As he walked by he leaned over and whispered, "She promised to lay me tonight." He hadn't had that many beers, so there's got to something more to it than just that. Hmmm...what could make a guy wake up the next morning with anything less than a 10? Of course, I wouldn't know. That's never happened to me :laugh2:


1-8's work harder and perform better than 9's and 10's.... there's nothing worse than a 9 or 10 that tries to talk, ruins the whole thing.... :D :D :D

[XJ Dreamin']

1-8's work harder and perform better than 9's and 10's.... there's nothing worse than a 9 or 10 that tries to talk, ruins the whole thing.... :D :D :D

We developed a bi-nomial system.

The first digit is derived from the standard 10-point scale. No modifications here...just rate the subject 1-10 as normal.

The second digit could be drawn from the following list:

2 - two legs - as in normal, as in a normal girl next door...nice, but not much chance unless you're willing to settle down.

4 - four legs - as in bItch - a lady with a grudge - keep as much distance as possible between yourself and a 4.

3 - one foot, the toes of the other foot, and the knee of that same leg - as in kneeling on one knee begging you "f- me, f-me, f- me."

While you would be a lameass glutten for punishment to try for a 10-4, it would be perfectly natural to go as low as 4 or 5 if the lady in question were a 3.

That's what happened to my buddy that night. I don't know if the initial 10 contact was a 10-2 or a 10-4, but it is obvious that she was not a 10-3 (every red blooded male hetero's dream), but that night he scored with a 6-3. Not a bad night's work.

[Lawn Cher']

So what can you expect to find at 7-11? A slurpie?

[XJ Dreamin']

So what can you expect to find at 7-11? A slurpie?

Wow. That's two legs and nine arms. I expect you'd lose your head.

[Lawn Cher']

Wow. That's two legs and nine arms. I expect you'd lose your head.

Making love to Vishnu, now that's a concept!

http://www.swastik.org/vishnu.jpg

[XJ Dreamin']

Making love to Vishnu, now that's a concept!

http://www.swastik.org/vishnu.jpg

Not Vishnu!



Kali
http://www.mahakali.com/slides/kali%2021.jpg

[OT]

Just out of curiosity, what makes it a weird name?
Just saying it, just seems wierd.
Tim Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim.
Sounds like a nonsense lyric, like tra, fa, doobie, and do..
No offense, Tim.:D

[XJ Dreamin']

Just saying it, just seems wierd.
Tim Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim.
Sounds like a nonsense lyric, like tra, fa, doobie, and do..
No offense, Tim.:D

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:qAkrUMuMZRAuxM:images.southparkstudio s.com

[XJ Dreamin']

Not Vishnu!



Kali
http://www.mahakali.com/slides/kali%2021.jpg

And anyway....Kali's a 10. No way is that hot babe a 7.

[IcedXJ]

I am confused :dunno:

[XJ Dreamin']

I am confused :dunno:

Take a deep breath...relax. Didn't anybody tell you? Today is National Pointlessly Random Thoughts Day and this is the official Pointlessly Random Thoughts Thread.



No wait...that was the other thread. Now I'm confused :roll:

[IcedXJ]

Take a deep breath...relax. Didn't anybody tell you? Today is National Pointlessly Random Thoughts Day and this is the official Pointlessly Random Thoughts Thread.



No wait...that was the other thread. Now I'm confused :roll:

I tried to take a deep breath but I ended up passed out.. :)

So wait what? 10-4-3 or I thought it was 36-24-36, isn't that the right combo? :confused:

[UNCC_99XJ]

Just saying it, just seems wierd.
Tim Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim.
Sounds like a nonsense lyric, like tra, fa, doobie, and do..
No offense, Tim.:D

none taken i just thought that was extremely random and interesting..

and on another note, dont even get me started on the Tim jokes....timmy from south park, Tim Taylor....those are just a couple.

[TRNDRVR]

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
25. After you have had a beer you don't have to cuddle it.

[85xjwoody]

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
25. After you have had a beer you don't have to cuddle it.

:roflmao:couldn't of said it better than that.:D

Kim.

[IcedXJ]

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it.
6. Beer is never late.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer never has a headache.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
13. If you pour a beer right, you know you'll always get good head.
14. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. Beer doesn't demand equality.
20. You can have a beer in public
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. A frigid beer is a good beer.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. Beer labels come off without a fight.
25. After you have had a beer you don't have to cuddle it.

I cannot think of anything better.