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DIKASUN
September 7th, 2006, 03:23
ok, so, i just got home from my friends house. i was drunk and passed out on the couch. while i was passed out this obviously gay guy came up and smacked me in the balls, and i fell off the couch onto the ground. after i fell on the ground he smacked me on the ass really hard. keep in mind i have nothing against gay people in general. i have at least 2 good friends that are gay. i had a friend take me straight home after this happened. what should i do?
goodburbon
September 7th, 2006, 03:32
Stop getting drunk and passing out on other peoples couches.
Then calmly tell the gay guy you didn't appreciate what he did. He will say it was all in the name of fun. No need to get all butt hurt over it, An overreaction will make everyone think you're a closet homo.
BSD
September 7th, 2006, 04:28
Well it all depends...did you like it?
BSD
Glenn B
September 7th, 2006, 05:05
Riiigght! You sure that was all he did to you while you were passed out drunk?
:D
FitchVA
September 7th, 2006, 05:13
a gay guy touched your nuts. so now you're gay. sorry that i had to be the one to tell you
riverfever
September 7th, 2006, 05:45
Reminds me of a joke I:
If you woke up in the middle of the night with a sore butt hole and a lump on the back of your head....would you tell anyone? :moon:
The guy you're telling this joke to will inevitably respond with: "NO!!!!"
Wanna go camping this weekend? :D :roflmao:
XJ_Vikings
September 7th, 2006, 05:52
first thing i would do would be to not tell anyone...
RichP
September 7th, 2006, 06:01
Welllll, first off if you get drunk and pass out you deserve what you get... if you have not figured out your limits yet you need to quit drinking or get a clue.
Sorry, having worked as a bouncer for 4 years in a club I have very little tolerance for drunks...
jeepinxj01
September 7th, 2006, 06:23
ok, so, i just got home from my friends house. i was drunk and passed out on the couch. while i was passed out this obviously gay guy came up and smacked me in the balls, and i fell off the couch onto the ground. after i fell on the ground he smacked me on the ass really hard. keep in mind i have nothing against gay people in general. i have at least 2 good friends that are gay. i had a friend take me straight home after this happened. what should i do?
I'm sorry dude, but you're now gay. There are gays, that one don't like straight men cause they're not their type. Then there are flamin' queers. They dont' care if you're straight or not, they're gonna fawk w/ you. You got queered. You're gay now. Sorry. :D
TRNDRVR
September 7th, 2006, 06:28
Well....When you took a dump this morning, did it seem to come out easier than normal?
If it did........http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/41031.gif
Good luck on your new lifestyle! http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/cheer_icoon.gif
red91
September 7th, 2006, 06:29
ok, so, i just got home from my friends house. i was drunk and passed out on the couch. while i was passed out this obviously gay guy came up and smacked me in the balls, and i fell off the couch onto the ground. after i fell on the ground he smacked me on the ass really hard. keep in mind i have nothing against gay people in general. i have at least 2 good friends that are gay. i had a friend take me straight home after this happened. what should i do?
The right thing to do was not to post about it here.
You should have known better....now you have a gay guy wanting you, and a bunch of strait guys laughing at you, hysterically.
Somethings you should just NEVER post up about.
But just like drinking and passing out, here again, you didn't know better.
WHOOPS!
shortxjdoug
September 7th, 2006, 06:33
Dude your 19, quit drinking in general and then don't be stupid enough to post that here :D i drank a ton the end of my senior year and then one night when i singlehandedly became the only drunk person sitting around being pissed off i decided that i was being stupid, haven't been drinking since and don't plan on it until i am of age
OT
September 7th, 2006, 06:41
Just be glad you didn't pass out on my couch when I was 19.
We would have done all kinds of straight guy gay stuff to you.
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 06:54
Reminds me of a joke I:
If you woke up in the middle of the night with a sore butt hole and a lump on the back of your head....would you tell anyone? :moon:
The guy you're telling this joke to will inevitably respond with: "NO!!!!"
Wanna go camping this weekend? :D :roflmao:
That's a joke?:roll:
XJ Dreamin'
September 7th, 2006, 07:04
Ok...
so... well, I think everybody else has it covered. I just wanted to post up so I wouldn't get behind in count.
Here's a tip, though. If you're not going to get laid that night anyway, hang out with the lesbos, not the queers. Lesbos throw better parties and you don't have to worry about getting reamed in the wee hours of the night.
Ben H
September 7th, 2006, 07:14
Gay or not, you should punch him in the nuts and then kick his ass, its the only way to get your honor back, flamer! :o
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 07:19
Offer the guy a hand job... nobody gets hurt and then he'll leave your ass alone. Heck, maybe you can get a BJ out of the deal.:lickout:
RichP
September 7th, 2006, 08:05
Ok...so... well, I think everybody else has it covered. I just wanted to post up so I wouldn't get behind in count.
Here's a tip, though. If you're not going to get laid that night anyway, hang out with the lesbos, not the queers. Lesbos throw better parties and you don't have to worry about getting reamed in the wee hours of the night.
Thats true and not all lez's are 100% so you might even get lucky, more than once too :D :D :D
POSXJGuy
September 7th, 2006, 08:44
ok, so, i just got home from my friends house. i was drunk and passed out on the couch. while i was passed out this obviously gay guy came up and smacked me in the balls, and i fell off the couch onto the ground. after i fell on the ground he smacked me on the ass really hard. keep in mind i have nothing against gay people in general. i have at least 2 good friends that are gay. i had a friend take me straight home after this happened. what should i do?
man, the best thing you could have done was to not go about tellin everyone about it and making a big deal of it.
by the way, did ya like it? :D:D:D:D
now, how do we know you did not reciprocate? i mean, you were drunk after all right?
bjoehandley
September 7th, 2006, 08:54
ok, so, i just got home from my friends house. i was drunk and passed out on the couch. while i was passed out this obviously gay guy came up and smacked me in the balls, and i fell off the couch onto the ground. after i fell on the ground he smacked me on the ass really hard. keep in mind i have nothing against gay people in general. i have at least 2 good friends that are gay. i had a friend take me straight home after this happened. what should i do?
Was he also drunk, just a bit on the (if you'll pardon the expression here) ballsy side, or some combination of both? Could be worse, about this time somebody put out some kind of "report" relating nose size to other parts of the male anatomy that resides lower on the body. My parents went out for drinks with some friends of theirs and they all got a little tanked (this was all before I was born I should add) and for some strange reason the other wife saw that their waiter had a large nose and tried to get "first hand knowlage" if the above was true.
XJ Dreamin'
September 7th, 2006, 08:55
Thats true and not all lez's are 100% so you might even get lucky, more than once too :D :D :D
Well, most any lez appreciates someone who's good with their hands, but some of them get really freaked if you make a move. For some reason they don't trust guys...go figure. Also, if you're making out with a bi chick, watch your back for her lesbo lover. You think a scorned women could put Hell to shame, you ain't seen nothing to compare to a jealous lesbo lover.
You're playing with fire there. I was usually satisfied with a good buzz and watching things jiggle all night. Being the only guy in a roomfull of drunk lesbos is worthy of a little patience. You can take care of business yourself, later.
streetpirate
September 7th, 2006, 08:56
Thats true and not all lez's are 100% so you might even get lucky, more than once too :D :D :D
so true, but be careful of whipping it out, some may like the attention but dont want anything to do with the beef.
ask first
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 09:16
so true, but be careful of whipping it out, some may like the attention but dont want anything to do with the beef.
ask first
"Where's the beef?"
http://searchviews.com/archives/beef.jpg
XJ Dreamin'
September 7th, 2006, 10:01
so true, but be careful of whipping it out, some may like the attention but dont want anything to do with the beef.
ask first
I rented a basement apartment for three years while at school. The house above was rented separately. The second year, a lesbian couple moved in. One of them was butch - heavy set, big boots, short hair: the other was very feminine, very thin, and very shy. I would say hey to butch, occassionally, but never talked to the other. As neighbors, they were very quiet. At the end of that year butch knocked on my door. She said they appreciated what a good neighbor I'd been and she gave me a bottle of very nice wine. It always pays to be patient and nice to lesbians.
92stroker
September 7th, 2006, 10:07
The whole event may not have even happened. You may have only been dreaming. Perhaps something buried in your sub-conscience? You'll need to re-create the incident; get drunk and pass out on the friends couch again and see what happens. Then be sure to post your results on as many forums as possible. Who knows, maybe we can start a survey to see if you should come out of the closet?
OT
September 7th, 2006, 10:25
You should really be asking dzolcali what he would do in such a familiar situation.
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 10:33
You should really be asking dzolcali what he would do in such a familiar situation.
He'd punch the guy in the head, just like his boxing instructor taught him.
REX KWON DO
OT
September 7th, 2006, 10:40
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!!
Fryphax
September 7th, 2006, 10:45
Welllll, first off if you get drunk and pass out you deserve what you get... if you have not figured out your limits yet you need to quit drinking or get a clue.
Sorry, having worked as a bouncer for 4 years in a club I have very little tolerance for drunks...
Would you rather him had say I'm too drunk to party and proceed to attempt drive home? Someone passed out on the couch on a party is fair game however in my book, never slapped anyone in the balls though.
GSequoia
September 7th, 2006, 11:20
So you got slapped in the balls. Boo fawking hoo. Don't see much that's gay about it unless you're not telling us something...
Incidently...
Anybody find it ironic that Mr. questioning my sexuality (don't worry man, it's okay to be gay, just don't be in the closet!) has a screen name like Dick-A-Sun?
shortxjdoug
September 7th, 2006, 11:24
Anybody find it ironic that Mr. questioning my sexuality (don't worry man, it's okay to be gay, just don't be in the closet!) has a screen name like Dick-A-suk?
fixed it for ya........ motion for dikasun to change his username to ^ or ban
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 11:27
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fixed it for ya........ motion for dikasun to change his username to ^ or ban
Only if he lives up to the moniker.
OT
September 7th, 2006, 11:27
I thought it was "Dike Asian".
Cornflake
September 7th, 2006, 11:29
I just started reading the off topic forum today and have to say this is the funniest sh@t iIve heard for a long time. ROFLMAO!!!! Thank you and God bless you all...........crazy S.O.B.'s.....
OT
September 7th, 2006, 11:30
I just started reading the off topic forum today and have to say this is the funniest sh@t iIve heard for a long time. ROFLMAO!!!! Thank you and God bless you all...........crazy S.O.B.'s.....
We're here everyday!
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 11:31
I just started reading the off topic forum today and have to say this is the funniest sh@t iIve heard for a long time. ROFLMAO!!!! Thank you and God bless you all...........crazy S.O.B.'s.....
This is tame. Why, back in the good old days...
GSequoia
September 7th, 2006, 11:34
We're here everyday!
Tip your waitress.
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 11:35
Tip your waitress.
Why give her the tip when she could have the whole thing?
Slacker87XJ
September 7th, 2006, 11:44
Why give her the tip when she could have the whole thing?
There's a difference?
shortxjdoug
September 7th, 2006, 11:45
There's a difference?
i see you have issues......
jeepinxj01
September 7th, 2006, 12:04
There's a difference?
"It ain't very long, but it sure is....short."
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 12:08
"It ain't very long, but it sure is....short."
Behold, the tuna can.
rocklandxjer
September 7th, 2006, 12:17
ha ha ha... i love this place
Ramsey
September 7th, 2006, 12:20
offer to suck him off
DIKASUN
September 7th, 2006, 12:20
actually what i was really asking was if i kick his ass... would it be considered a hate crime just because he's gay?
oh, but thanks for all the other irrelevant opinions too. haha
Ramsey
September 7th, 2006, 12:25
why would you "kick his ass" just get over it and dont be a douche. If you have a problem with it, talk to him about it.
Ben H
September 7th, 2006, 12:27
Really man, you can get a lot further with sugar than salt. Ask him why he did it? And let him know how you feel about it.
bjoehandley
September 7th, 2006, 12:31
actually what i was really asking was if i kick his ass... would it be considered a hate crime just because he's gay?
oh, but thanks for all the other irrelevant opinions too. haha
Hopefully his actions while you were passed out could be considered as such too then.
jeepinxj01
September 7th, 2006, 12:33
And let him know how you feel about it.
Yeah, you 2 can talk about your feelings for each other over a couple of cosmos. Then let him know how it FELT and make sure you include the part where your loins were burning for some hot man love. You're gay now man. Go with it. We won't think less of you.
TRNDRVR
September 7th, 2006, 12:34
she gave me a bottle of very nice wine. It always pays to be patient and nice to lesbians.Prior to her giving you the wine, where had the neck of said bottle been? :wierd:
Next to cucumbers, wine bottle neck are a girl’s best friend. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/zat2.gif
bjoehandley
September 7th, 2006, 12:36
Prior to her giving you the wine, where had the neck of said bottle been? :wierd:
Next to cucumbers, wine bottle neck are a girl’s best friend. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/zat2.gif
I don't know if I should ask or not here:lickout:
RichP
September 7th, 2006, 12:39
Prior to her giving you the wine, where had the neck of said bottle been? :wierd:
Next to cucumbers, wine bottle neck are a girl’s best friend. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/zat2.gif
Nope, zuchini's and gourd's followed closely by magnum champagne bottles and those are a major PIA to drill thru...
TRNDRVR
September 7th, 2006, 12:39
oh, but thanks for the http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/11.gif. hahahttp://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/2owned.gif
rocklandxjer
September 7th, 2006, 12:40
yeah man, just be like dude why the hell did you give me that little love tap last night, and then smack my ass
if you fight him, and he wins somehow, you will forever be known as the kid who got his ass kicked by a fruit, and thats worse than havin him touch your boys
TRNDRVR
September 7th, 2006, 12:43
I don't know if I should ask or not here:lickout:
Cucumbers are a girl’s best friend.:D
streetpirate
September 7th, 2006, 12:52
yeah man, just be like dude why the hell did you give me that little love tap last night, and then smack my ass
if you fight him, and he wins somehow, you will forever be known as the kid who got his ass kicked by a fruit, and thats worse than havin him touch your boys
oooooo...
x2
didnt think of that, but if i knew he was gay, and not one of my friends...
i would think up something horrible to do to him.
UNCC_99XJ
September 7th, 2006, 12:54
LOL!!!
rocklandxjer
September 7th, 2006, 12:54
like set him up on a blind date..........
with a girl..... bwa ha ha ha
IXNAYXJ
September 7th, 2006, 16:57
No need to get all butt hurt over it, An overreaction will make everyone think you're a closet homo.An appropriate choice of words....
-----Matt-----
Beej
September 7th, 2006, 17:04
What does it mean to be bothered by homosexuality? To me, when someone is offended by it, bothered by it, or holds any position other than accepting it, THEY ARE UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE GAY THEMSELVES. If you are certain of your own sexuality, then why would you be bothered by someone else's?
Dikasun, what would you do if it was one of your non-gay friends/acquaintances? Whatever you would do to them, do to this guy. Don't treat him differently just because he's a Vito Spatafore...
Dirt
September 7th, 2006, 17:40
Really man, you can get a lot further with sugar than salt. Ask him why he did it? And let him know how you feel about it.
And then hand your balls back to God.
streetpirate
September 7th, 2006, 17:47
What does it mean to be bothered by homosexuality? To me, when someone is offended by it, bothered by it, or holds any position other than accepting it, THEY ARE UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE GAY THEMSELVES. If you are certain of your own sexuality, then why would you be bothered by someone else's?
Dikasun, what would you do if it was one of your non-gay friends/acquaintances? Whatever you would do to them, do to this guy. Don't treat him differently just because he's a Vito Spatafore...
So based on this the answer is to scream "DUDE, WHAT THE F***!"
a few times really loud then start drinking again.
theslacker
September 7th, 2006, 19:58
You passed out on the couch so you're fair game. You now need to retaliate in some way. A friend of mine once passed out on a couch so we lifted him off with a wedgie. I'm still waiting for retribution.
shortxjdoug
September 7th, 2006, 20:06
You passed out on the couch with a bunch of queers so you're fair game. You now need to retaliate in some way. A friend of mine once passed out on a couch so we lifted him off with a wedgie. I'm still waiting for retribution.
fixed it for ya.......
jpars
September 7th, 2006, 20:17
im gonna get flamed for this but i really couldnt care less.
Find him, tell him what you think of that. Tell him loudly, but not in public, and refrain from words that are NOT expletives, HOWEVER, do not use any discriminatory gay names for your own sake, and because its not about the fact hes gay. Pretty much stick to the lines of you think you can touch my ******* balls bla bla bla.
If he gives you lip beat his ass. Dont 'hate crime' me i dont care.
If he is like more and more poeple these days and went legal with it, any pending lawsuit would get compromised fairly quickly when you counter to put his ass in jail and slap a sexual offender tag on him.
Im sorry, and i know the flaming is gonna come but thats not cool. And yes, it is different when its your buddies, not a random gay dude.
Try doing that to a girl you dont know and see what happens.
I have nothing against gay people, my brother is openly gay. I have no fear of gays, no stereotypes of gays whatsoever. Id say this is above a homosexuality issue, its decency. In fact, smacked your ass I'd laugh it off. Touched your juevos, its time to go Chuck Norris on his ass.
If coppin a feel was an okay and socially acceptable thing to do i think happiness ratings of american men would go through the roof.
johnlv6
September 7th, 2006, 20:20
Stop getting drunk and passing out on other peoples couches.
Then calmly tell the gay guy you didn't appreciate what he did. He will say it was all in the name of fun. No need to get all butt hurt over it, An overreaction will make everyone think you're a closet homo.
Yep. It's a widely accepted fact that if you pass out while the party is still going that you ARE going to get fawked with. Don't drink to the point that you pass out and are fondled by gay men.
XJ Dreamin'
September 7th, 2006, 20:32
Prior to her giving you the wine, where had the neck of said bottle been? :wierd:
Next to cucumbers, wine bottle neck are a girl’s best friend. http://www.timbercrawler.com/bb/images/smiles/zat2.gif
Good Lord people! I go away for a few hours and you've added, what? 2, 3 pages already.
The neck of that particular wine bottle had no feminine scent, more's the pity.
Ramsey
September 7th, 2006, 20:34
Yep. It's a widely accepted fact that if you pass out while the party is still going that you ARE going to get fawked with. Don't drink to the point that you pass out and are fondled by gay men.
So dont get hammered at my house or you might get hammered at my house ;)
XJ Dreamin'
September 7th, 2006, 20:36
As far as what to do:
Consider youself lucky and move on. I couldn't begin to describe the crap I've seen done to drunks. Consider who thinks up that chit - OTHER DRUNKS! Believe me. you got off lucky.
Lawn Cher'
September 7th, 2006, 20:52
Believe me, you got off. Lucky!
See, I knew he liked it.
jpars
September 7th, 2006, 20:54
As far as what to do:
Consider youself lucky and move on. I couldn't begin to describe the crap I've seen done to drunks. Consider who thinks up that chit - OTHER DRUNKS! Believe me. you got off lucky.
So its good luck to get your member handled by a gay dude?
Anything you want to tell us:D
XJ Dreamin'
September 7th, 2006, 21:22
So its good luck to get your member handled by a gay dude?
Anything you want to tell us:D
Calling me out on that won't do any good 'cause there ain't no pictures, but:
I'll give you just one - and remember - the ladies thought this one up. They handled the dude's clothes and his Johnson. We just did the heavy lifting.
I don't say he didn't have it coming - he was the loudmouth jerk of the dorm - and, remembering the ladies thought this up - we stripped him naked, laid him out spread eagle, face-up in the hallway with a little Babie doll tutu and wig (supplied by the ladies, who thought this one up) on his Johnson (the ladies handled that part). He was discovered by the Resident Assisstant making his rounds at ~0400. The RA kicked him awake and sent him off to bed. The dude showed up for breakfast, hung over like the rest of us, ate his pancakes and eggs and went off to class. Nothing ever came of it. We just kept on partying. As far as he was concerned, he was pretty proud that all the ladies had seen his Johnson. Who knows - maybe he got some action out of it.
jpars
September 8th, 2006, 01:37
Calling me out on that won't do any good 'cause there ain't no pictures, but:
I'll give you just one - and remember - the ladies thought this one up. They handled the dude's clothes and his Johnson. We just did the heavy lifting.
I don't say he didn't have it coming - he was the loudmouth jerk of the dorm - and, remembering the ladies thought this up - we stripped him naked, laid him out spread eagle, face-up in the hallway with a little Babie doll tutu and wig (supplied by the ladies, who thought this one up) on his Johnson (the ladies handled that part). He was discovered by the Resident Assisstant making his rounds at ~0400. The RA kicked him awake and sent him off to bed. The dude showed up for breakfast, hung over like the rest of us, ate his pancakes and eggs and went off to class. Nothing ever came of it. We just kept on partying. As far as he was concerned, he was pretty proud that all the ladies had seen his Johnson. Who knows - maybe he got some action out of it.
See, thats colllege, thats getting shamed and thats awesome.
Distinct difference then a gay guy taking advantage of your state to get a feel on your nuts.
Thats cause for an ass whooping.
goodburbon
September 8th, 2006, 02:04
If he gives you lip beat his ass. Dont 'hate crime' me i dont care.
Awwwww hell, just declare a jihad on his ass. GOD HATES FA*S!
:sure:
Ramsey
September 8th, 2006, 02:23
You have to be arab to go jihad on his ass, dont take that from me.
goodburbon
September 8th, 2006, 02:30
I can jihad anybody I want!
If you don't believe me, you'd better kill me now or I'll put a jihad on you too.:eeks1:
red91
September 8th, 2006, 06:15
actually what i was really asking was if i kick his ass... would it be considered a hate crime just because he's gay?
oh, but thanks for all the other irrelevant opinions too. haha
Well then I call bullshit....you NEVER mentioned hating it in the beginning.
I think Beej should come in here and use his psych abilities on you to determine if your really in the closet with Paul Lynde and Jim J Bullock.
ALthough I suspect the majority of our posters have got you pegged as being a :flame: .
Tell Liberace hi for everyone.
red91
September 8th, 2006, 06:19
You have to be arab to go jihad on his ass, dont take that from me.
jihad -
definition: Going out on a saturday night to the nearest gay bar.
No wonder those arabs are so hung up on this word.
Lawn Cher'
September 8th, 2006, 07:50
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Dirt
September 8th, 2006, 07:53
I can jihad anybody I want!
If you don't believe me, you'd better kill me now or I'll put a jihad on you too.:eeks1:
America, F*CK YEAH!
Comin' again to save the muthaf*ckin' day yeah!
Dirk Pitt
September 8th, 2006, 07:55
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Like a bitch...
DIKASUN
September 8th, 2006, 10:19
wow. i'm impressed. i've never been called gay in so many different ways in my life.
Lawn Cher'
September 8th, 2006, 10:21
wow. i'm impressed. i've never been called gay in so many different ways in my life.
Welcome to NAXJA, cum-guzzler.
Root Moose
September 8th, 2006, 10:23
wow. i'm impressed. i've never been called gay in so many different ways in my life.
LOL
Good on ya for not getting all pissy about it.
GSequoia
September 8th, 2006, 18:41
wow. i'm impressed. i've never been called gay in so many different ways in my life.
Awww, it's okay Nancy.
Now c'mon over here and give us a big hug.
Matthew Currie
September 8th, 2006, 19:28
Thinking about this a little more seriously for the moment, since I'm too late for the fun part:
1: Getting commode-hugging, passed out drunk is a waste of good liquor and a stupid way not to have fun. If you're going to get drunk, pace yourself better. Remember that alcohol takes a little time to kick in. It's much more enjoyable to be the last person awake. Of course it's eventually even better not to be drunk at all, but some of us take time to figure that out. In the meantime, learn how to get drunk more productively. When you hit the couch the fun is over, isn't it?
2: If you're going to go ahead and pass out, know your friends and know whom you can trust to treat you well when you're incompetent. The internet abounds with pictures and videos of roommates and so-called friends humiliating their buddies when they're helpless. Don't get drunk with people you can't trust even when they're drunk too.
3: Most important of all, and I mean this really seriously. Let this be a lesson in what it feels like to be the recipient of unwanted advances, and how easy it is for the person doing it to rationalize away behavior that should not be acceptable. If you'd been female, I am willing to bet that a significant percentage of your buddies (at least the hetero ones) would have put the moves on you at the very least. Being too drunk to say no isn't asking for it. It happens all the time, and now you know a little better why, and I hope you let that be a guide to your own behavior when others are in the position you were in. If I were you, I would go ahead and tell your gay acquaintance that it isn't about being gay or straight, but that anyone who takes advantage that way is an a**hole.
RichP
September 9th, 2006, 04:10
The best parties I've been to are the ones where I'm the only sober one there.
Beej
September 9th, 2006, 08:39
The best parties I've been to are the ones where I'm the only sober one there. x3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592
Its much more fun to be the sober one...
:thumbup:
RichP
September 9th, 2006, 10:20
x3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592
Its much more fun to be the sober one...
:thumbup:
Especially iffin you have a camera :D :D :D
DIKASUN
September 10th, 2006, 15:24
Thinking about this a little more seriously for the moment, since I'm too late for the fun part:
1: Getting commode-hugging, passed out drunk is a waste of good liquor and a stupid way not to have fun. If you're going to get drunk, pace yourself better. Remember that alcohol takes a little time to kick in. It's much more enjoyable to be the last person awake. Of course it's eventually even better not to be drunk at all, but some of us take time to figure that out. In the meantime, learn how to get drunk more productively. When you hit the couch the fun is over, isn't it?
2: If you're going to go ahead and pass out, know your friends and know whom you can trust to treat you well when you're incompetent. The internet abounds with pictures and videos of roommates and so-called friends humiliating their buddies when they're helpless. Don't get drunk with people you can't trust even when they're drunk too.
3: Most important of all, and I mean this really seriously. Let this be a lesson in what it feels like to be the recipient of unwanted advances, and how easy it is for the person doing it to rationalize away behavior that should not be acceptable. If you'd been female, I am willing to bet that a significant percentage of your buddies (at least the hetero ones) would have put the moves on you at the very least. Being too drunk to say no isn't asking for it. It happens all the time, and now you know a little better why, and I hope you let that be a guide to your own behavior when others are in the position you were in. If I were you, I would go ahead and tell your gay acquaintance that it isn't about being gay or straight, but that anyone who takes advantage that way is an a**hole.
first of all, thanks for not being a dick. I was not "passed out" in literal terms... more like as in time to go to bed. the guy who's house i was sleeping at (rob) has been my best friend for over 2 years. the guy who punched me in the balls (a**hole) was rob's girlfriend's brother, who was coming to pick her up. i agree with number 3 the most. the situation was not in my control. i guess to all the guys who would think that the fact this happened makes me gay think that women are slutty if they get raped.
Darky
September 10th, 2006, 21:58
i guess to all the guys who would think that the fact this happened makes me gay think that women are slutty if they get raped.
No, you're just a slutty queer :smootch:
:D
Sniggs
September 10th, 2006, 22:59
This is XXXXing stupid....
Matt S.
September 10th, 2006, 23:04
This is XXXXing stupid....
nope.. just gay
XJ Dreamin'
September 11th, 2006, 06:49
nope.. just gay
Has it been nominated yet?
shortxjdoug
September 11th, 2006, 13:46
Has it been nominated yet?
if it hasn't yet we have been slippin......
XJ Dreamin'
September 11th, 2006, 13:55
if it hasn't yet we have been slippin......
Naw, I checked last night. It's in there. Likely to get alot of votes :thumbup: dikasun for '08!
sorry. wrong guy.
still didn't get it right. all corrected now.
IXNAYXJ
November 8th, 2006, 00:51
New information has just come to light, thanks to our "MySpace" thread. The originator of this thread, the one who has claimed to been taken advantage of by a "gay".... Yes, that's DIKASUN:
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/ixnayxj/awierdpic.jpg
What are we to think!?!?! Who seduced whom? Are sure you weren't "asking for it?"
-----Matt-----
Lawn Cher'
November 8th, 2006, 07:51
:scared: lastara :conceited
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