Chemical Burn...........on my pecker.

[Stallacrew]

OK, here goes. I was just down stairs cleaning my old dirty aluminum intake manifold. Going good, no big deal, just some cleaning, right.

Well I took some carb/choke cleaner and sprayed it inside the first intake hole. I continued to take off the throttle body and the fuel rail.......well while I was getting that bitch of a bolt off all the carb cleaner I spayed in spilled out onto my leg and it felt warm (thats what it generally feels like when the stuff gets on my arms) and I didnt think much of it other "oh I'll just get that in a......HOLY SHIT!!!!!" as my brain processed the BURN the stuff was putting on my crotch.

Now a little personal info: I am un-cut, thank God. If I had be circumsized at birth I think I would be in the ER right now. I hurt so bad.

This is just a heads up for you guys.....it really sucked. So don't work on anything with carb/brake/choke/ anything cleaner where it can spill on your jewels. Cause it sucks really bad for about 10 minutes.

--Alex

PS: I tried to make this subject as un-offensive as possible for the few girls that might read.

[SCW]

That's great. Some doctor just fished a stone out of my pecker yesterday with an egg beater, but you don't see me posting about it on the interwebs do you??

:D

[IslanderOffRoad]

at least you didn't get herculiner on your hootus.

[Begster]

at least you didn't get herculiner on your hootus.
Classic thread.

[Stallacrew]

That's great. Some doctor just fished a stone out of my pecker yesterday with an egg beater, but you don't see me posting about it on the interwebs do you??

:D


Mine is a little more Jeep related though.

[WB9YZU]

That's great. Some doctor just fished a stone out of my pecker yesterday with an egg beater, but you don't see me posting about it on the interwebs do you??

:D

Actually, you did.

After they described the procedure, I decided I didn't want to be awake for it. That first wiz was a very painful experience, I almost screamed like a little girl. Actually come to think about it, a number of them after that were not much better :(


This whole carb cleaner on the pecker thing, I know a worse one...

Pre-sweetened Kool Aid mix on your pecker :bawl: .

Don't even ask ...

[Stallacrew]

I just couldnt see Kool Aid burning.......at all.....ever. It's too sweet and delicious.

[stewie]

only in alabama... lol.

[Begster]

I just couldnt see Kool Aid burning.......at all.....ever. It's too sweet and delicious.
Well, you now have to go get some Kool Aid mix and try it.

[WB9YZU]

Well, you now have to go get some Kool Aid mix and try it.

I suppose...

as long as he's experimenting...

Did he try Ben Gay ? ROFLOL!

[wolfpackjeeper]

i miss the hootus thread, anybody got a link to it, I want to send it to my buddy

[GrimmJeeper]

i miss the hootus thread, anybody got a link to it, I want to send it to my buddyhttp://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18595

classic thread haha.


just about as bad as that is gasoline. any kind of solvent on the ol sensittive bits will put a serious hurt on ya. the armpits and the "area" are the worst.

[Mudderoy]

I think this is a sad attempt to get his wife or girlfriend to rub burn ointment on it. Note to self, clean stuff.

[Matthew Currie]

at least you didn't get herculiner on your hootus.
I was going to suggest that he herculine it for protection.

[GSequoia]

Did you try to convince the wife/girlfriend/hot girl (cousin) in the trailer park to suck the poison out?

[Stallacrew]

Sorry, not everyone in Alabama lives in trailers and I kinda take that as an insult. The cousin part too. You could have been just as funny without the incest/mobile home part added.

[bjoehandley]

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18595

classic thread haha.


just about as bad as that is gasoline. any kind of solvent on the ol sensittive bits will put a serious hurt on ya. the armpits and the "area" are the worst.


I've gotten electric motor cleaner on the back side of my knee on a couple occasions, it's not fun either:wow:

[IXNAYXJ]

Sorry, not everyone in Alabama lives in trailers and I kinda take that as an insult. The cousin part too. You could have been just as funny without the incest/mobile home part added.C'mon dude, lighten up. And no, he couldn't have been just as funny. :)

-----Matt-----

[HaleYes]

Did you try to convince the wife/girlfriend/hot girl (cousin) in the trailer park to suck the poison out?

Kudzu is in Alabama right?

:shhh:

[Starboard M]

Did you ever think that you should be wearing pants when you are working in the garage?

[bjoehandley]

Did you ever think that you should be wearing pants when you are working in the garage?


If you get enough flowing, it'll just soak through before it has a chance to evaoprate.......would a cup even help in this situation?

[-96JeepSpeed-]

Anyone use carb cleaner or PB blaster to clean their hands? When im out of Orange hand cleaner i use card cleaner. I just watch out for my eyes. Id MUCH rather have a burning pecker then burnig eyes, Iv had both.

[poorboy_616]

Ahhh, The herculined hootus, what a classic thread! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[RichP]

I've gotten electric motor cleaner on the back side of my knee on a couple occasions, it's not fun either:wow:

On the BACKSIDE of your knees ?!?!? Now thats an interesting experience, no, I'm not going to go there, now if you were part of the MWC I would just say 'figures'..... :D :D :D :D :D

[RichP]

Anyone use carb cleaner or PB blaster to clean their hands? When im out of Orange hand cleaner i use card cleaner. I just watch out for my eyes. Id MUCH rather have a burning pecker then burnig eyes, Iv had both.

I was working with that airplane stripper stuff in a spray can outside one day, gust of wind and it was all over my arms, luckily the hose was RIGHT THERE and I had the stuff off in about 10 seconds once I felt that prickely sunburned sensation. Then I went back in and got my full face shield and put on an old long sleeve flannel shirt to finish the rest of the bumper stripping.

[red91]

Sorry, not everyone in Alabama lives in trailers and I kinda take that as an insult. The cousin part too. You could have been just as funny without the incest/mobile home part added.


No actually he couldn't have.

Ever hear the phrase "Some things are better left UNSAID?"


This is one of them.

[WB9YZU]

Sorry, not everyone in Alabama lives in trailers and I kinda take that as an insult. The cousin part too. You could have been just as funny without the incest/mobile home part added.

Ya'll don't? :D J/K

By the way...
Why would you even post such an obvious idiotic move here unless you want attention?
Well, in true NAXJA fashion, you've got it.

I have to go find my cheese head and practice my upper slang, cause that's what people expect from WI folks, don't ya know :D

[Stallacrew]

Why would you even post such an obvious idiotic move here unless you want attention?




The comment of not wearing pants in the garage nor any of the others were dirrected to an entire US state nor was it a retarded stereotype. ( By the way I was wearing athletic shorts). However GSequoia decided he needed to add the part about me obviously living in a trailer park because of my location and also that I probably had a girl cousin that could come over and have some sort of sex with me.

Naxja is a place where you can get slammed pretty bad for being dumb in general or telling about an accident but you're called a retard or something and not insulted because of where you come from.

I was letting ya'll know that while the brake cleaner kinda tingles on your arms and legs it will really put a hurting on your sensitive areas if it soaks through your pants.

Take it for what it's worth but that nothing I would have ever said put in the same situation. I wasn't broguth up to be rude.


--Alex


EDIT: I live in a house and always have, I have one girl cousin and she is 13 and if you wanna say anything about that go ahead, cause you're probably going to hell anyways.

[WB9YZU]

EDIT: I live in a house and always have, I have one girl cousin and she is 13 and if you wanna say anything about that go ahead, cause you're probably going to hell anyways.

The athletic shorts are probably the reason you got it so badly as it soaked right though. Never wear nylon or spandex anything in the garage. Most of us wear jeans, and some of us, long sleive shirts when we work in the garage. I have spilled paint Xylol in my lap, no picnic, but I didn't go posting it.

Sometimes I think you guys share too much. What amaizes me is that you get all pissy when the kidding get's personal. Sequoya didn't mean anything by his comments, and you should be adult enough to realize that.

House? IS that what you call that lean two in the back 40 next to your Pa's woodshed? J/K >>Now you know I'm ribbing you, relax. :cheers: <<

Yah, I'm probably going to hell, Trail-Axe told me I was :D

[bjoehandley]

On the BACKSIDE of your knees ?!?!? Now thats an interesting experience, no, I'm not going to go there, now if you were part of the MWC I would just say 'figures'..... :D :D :D :D :D


I was sitting on the back steps in shorts spraying the crud out of an electric motor for one of my RC's and some errant spray worked it's way in (probably mixed with sweat.) Stuff doesn't bother my hands much other that drying them out, but in that spot it hurts like an SOB!

[8Mud]

I say wrap it up in a big............bandage go down to the Dairy Queen and tell a war story.

[Nuke Proof]

Geeze and people say I'm too sensitive. Hell I live on a horse ranch with three diesel pickups, two cow dogs, an old Ford tractor and so forth...I think the backwoods, corn fed, inbred jokes are freakin' hilarious.:D:D:D:D:D

[8Mud]

http://i33.tinypic.com/3344rab.jpg

[NJ95JeepXJ]

"Labia Liabilities"


lol! :rof:

[GhostDakota]

This is the one time I'm glad a thread has no photos :)

[5-90]

http://i33.tinypic.com/3344rab.jpg

Cool - but what about those saber-toothed crotch crickets I hear so much about?

[red91]

I have to go find my cheese head and practice my upper slang, cause that's what people expect from WI folks, don't ya know :D

uh...yup!

[Jeepsloth]

Just tape a stick of butter to that rascal...

[CheapXJ]

Now a little personal info: I am un-cut, thank God. If I had be circumsized at birth I think I would be in the ER right now. I hurt so bad.


actually, you probably wouldn't have felt it, since the frenulum (ridged band of skin below the glans) would contain the nerves that pick up the burning sensation, they would have never existed if it was removed.

[bjoehandley]

Just tape a stick of butter to that rascal...


roflmfao

[RMracer09]

icy hot hurts worse, i was trying my hardest not to cry( a few tears dripped out:shhh: )

[xjtrailrider]

This thread is like a sore pecker...Its hard to beat!

[bjoehandley]

This thread is like a sore pecker...Its hard to beat!


BOOOOOOOOOO!




:gee:

[JohnJohn]

:firedevil

...just...burned...my pecker...must...get to...computer...and...tell the world.

[red91]

:firedevil

...just...burned...my pecker...must...get to...computer...and...tell the world.


No worries...it'll buff right out.

[Matthew Currie]

Well, now you know one reason why welders wear leather aprons.

[DrMoab]

Did you hear what the girl from Alabama said the first time she had sex?

"get off me Dad, your crushin my smokes."

[GSequoia]

actually, you probably wouldn't have felt it, since the frenulum (ridged band of skin below the glans) would contain the nerves that pick up the burning sensation, they would have never existed if it was removed.


Holy shit boy you've been gone for what, two or three years?

[ECKSJAY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8qGj0ST7Hs&feature=related

Alabama Man!

"I thought I told you to shut up!"

:laugh2: