stupid cat!

[Ben H]

So I get home today and kick back on my favorite barcalounge, to do a little surfing and watch Mencia. I open my brew and smell somthing funny. I thought to myself this beer smells kinda musty. Didnt give it another thought.
I have another beer and eat some dinner. I sit back down in my favorite barcalounge again for some readin, and I smell the must.
The fawking cat pissed in the seat of my favorite "leather" barcalounge!. I sprayed it with reslove, febreeze, windex, leather conditioner, armoral, and dawn dish soap. Now my favorite chair smells like flowery cat piss. The worst part is that I smell it everywhere I go now (after a shower and fresh clothes).

So what are my options on fixing this problem?

1. Kill the cat. (preferred option)
2. Kill the cat, wait for chair to air out (does this smell air out).
3. Piss on the cat.
4. Replace the chair (this chair is not replaceable, it is custom fit to my ass).

Any suggestions on how to get the smell out of the leather, and a good way to kill a cat without my wife finding out?

[MogifiedXJ]

Kill the cat then piss on its grave. Depending on how you feel you could also do a little jig on its grave for permantely elimanting the source of your problem.

[Rev Den]

cat piss will NOT wash out of the chair. Sorry. Even Servicemaster will not guarantee that they can remove cat piss odor.

Remove cat.
Replace chair.
Tell wife you have not seen the cat, ask if she has.

Rev

[Ben H]

I hate cats. This cat came with the wife.

I like the touch of asking her if she has seen the cat. Little details like that will make this all work.

[MogifiedXJ]

I hate cats. This cat came with the wife.

I like the touch of asking her if she has seen the cat. Little details like that will make this all work.

Perhaps you should buy her a puppy to replace the newly lost cat. She might even give you some for being so compassionate. http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Rev Den]

Little details like that will make this all work.

A good liar gives details.....a great liar does not.
:D
Rev

[Ben H]

Perhaps you should buy her a puppy to replace the newly lost cat. She might even give you some for being so compassionate. http://www.naxja.org/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

yeah right, me get some, ha ha. :D

[OT]

Man, I hope no one emails this thread to her.:eyes:

[johnlv6]

And i was thinking about getting a pet :D. If someone's going to piss on my couch it's going to be me :D.

[Matt S.]

Man, I hope no one emails this thread to her.:eyes:


how about a phone call:viking:


Ben... i say... friday after we get done drinking, we take care of the cat. A bag and some rope is the answer to all problems. Then we just have to find us a canal:yelclap:

[Ben H]

I'm livid about it. Sitting on the porch to escape the smell.

http://www.planeturine.com/dsp_leatherupholstery.cfm

Trying to find the black light to see if this little bastard has been pissing anywhere else.

[Ben H]

how about a phone call:viking:


Ben... i say... friday after we get done drinking, we take care of the cat. A bag and some rope is the answer to all problems. Then we just have to find us a canal:yelclap:

Lets use it as bait to go "cat fishing"!

[johnlv6]

I'm livid about it. Sitting on the porch to escape the smell.

http://www.planeturine.com/dsp_leatherupholstery.cfm

Trying to find the black light to see if this little bastard has been pissing anywhere else.

That's nasty...reminds me of those hotel/motel reviews where they go around the rooms with a black light. There was...uh...stuff all over the place. It's like someone just got the bright idea to check-in and spunk all over the place.

[ECKSJAY]

That's nasty...reminds me of those hotel/motel reviews where they go around the rooms with a black light. There was...uh...stuff all over the place. It's like someone just got the bright idea to check-in and spunk all over the place.

Shit, they found out?

[Ramsey]

That's nasty...reminds me of those hotel/motel reviews where they go around the rooms with a black light. There was...uh...stuff all over the place. It's like someone just got the bright idea to check-in and spunk all over the place.
You've never done that?

[HaleYes]

Hey, Rev is the guy that is staying in hotels all the time....:dunno:

[Rev Den]

Hey, Rev is the guy that is staying in hotels all the time....:dunno:

I try not to think about that. :scared:

Rev

[RTicUL8]

My wife a daughter love cats - I hate them.
We've seen about 8 come and go, and I only tolerated one.
Currently we're down to one cat.

Here are some observations:
#1) Cats will piss / spray in a house if their litter box is full and/or stinky.

#2) Cats will sometimes spray if they smell a human female on her period.

#3) Cats will usually not piss on places where they sleep.

#4) Once a cat starts using the inside of the house, you either have to live with it, or get rid of the cat.
I haven't seen one stop.

#5) Replacing carpet/mattresses/furniture/etc. sucks money away from the Jeep!

#6) Cat owners who try to “put up with it” in hopes that kitty will stop are only kidding themselves.
Their noses get used to the smell, but anyone coming to visit your house
will want to vomit. It stinks!

#7) Dude! If you’re not married and looking for a good wife – find one who doesn’t like cats.
p.s. Shoveling dog $hit sucks too, but that’s another story.

[goodburbon]

Have you considered bringing it to the local chinese food place and see what you can get for it?

[mrrbby]

Option #3, then option #1. Then say it just "ran away".:D

[RichP]

Have you considered bringing it to the local chinese food place and see what you can get for it?

Best common no nonsense and practical answer yet...
http://home.ptd.net/~fistv/cat.wav

[Kittrell]

Shit, they found out?

Dude, I swear I didn't tell anyone.

[IcedXJ]

Dude, I swear I didn't tell anyone.
:dunno:

[GSequoia]

I've seen soem cats that like to piss on certain surfaces - for example bean bag chairs - for some reason cats LOVE to piss on bean bag chairs. My cat will piss (well has once, hasn't had the chance since) in my laundry basket - it's a nylon fabric that's hung from a frame. I just make it a point to fold it when empty or leave at least one article of clothing inside - that will keep him from pissing in it.

As for the chair after clean up something as simple as leaving a towel in it when you're not using it may make him stop. It has to do with the feeling of the leather and possibly the smell (I'm talking about the leather smell, not the urine smell).

Also the tips above about keeping the litter box clean are VERY valid.

[Lawn Cher']

Somehow I knew you'd be a cat person, G.

[Ben H]

I've seen soem cats that like to piss on certain surfaces - for example bean bag chairs - for some reason cats LOVE to piss on bean bag chairs. My cat will piss (well has once, hasn't had the chance since) in my laundry basket - it's a nylon fabric that's hung from a frame. I just make it a point to fold it when empty or leave at least one article of clothing inside - that will keep him from pissing in it.

As for the chair after clean up something as simple as leaving a towel in it when you're not using it may make him stop. It has to do with the feeling of the leather and possibly the smell (I'm talking about the leather smell, not the urine smell).

Also the tips above about keeping the litter box clean are VERY valid.

What cat?

[Ramsey]

What cat?
You son of a bitch

[IcedXJ]

You son of a bitch
no thats a dog...

[Ramsey]

Screw a dog. I'm upset my dads girlfriends dog isnt here anymore. It was the perfect stress reliever. One good kick and I was happy again.

[IcedXJ]

Screw a dog. I'm upset my dads girlfriends dog isnt here anymore. It was the perfect stress reliever. One good kick and I was happy again.
hmmmm where is the bitch in all this?

[Ramsey]

She got an apartment and finally took her lazy pos of a son with her.

[IcedXJ]

She got an apartment and finally took her lazy pos of a son with her.
hahahaha :roflmao:

[Dirt]

Screw a dog. I'm upset my dads girlfriends dog isnt here anymore. It was the perfect stress reliever. One good kick and I was happy again.




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That little shiteater was good for somethin' after all!

[OT]

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That little shiteater was good for somethin' after all!
I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fu*king beer. He's not taking your fu*king turn, Dude.

[Dirt]

:guitar:

[EvanH]

My great uncle's wife had a cat that hated him. Took a shit next to his pillow one morning. Short story, my aunt pulled into the garage to find the cat hanging from the cieling with an arrow through it. The marriage didn't last too long.

[bjoehandley]

Too bad I don't have my Shadow anymore, that little car was good at drawing animals out infront of it as I drove down the road.....

Threads like these make me glad I'm allergic to animal dander too.

[bjoehandley]

My great uncle's wife had a cat that hated him. Took a shit next to his pillow one morning. Short story, my aunt pulled into the garage to find the cat hanging from the cieling with an arrow through it. The marriage didn't last too long.

HAHAHAHA

My parents had neighbors in the apartment building they lived in at one time
who had a particular nosey Siamese cat that felt in had to wander the whole building. It pissed Mom off one time so she hit it with a broom, causing it to fly over and down the stairs into the first floor wall, for some reason it never came back upstairs before Dad was transfered elseware and they moved out..........

[POSXJGuy]

So I get home today and kick back on my favorite barcalounge, to do a little surfing and watch Mencia. I open my brew and smell somthing funny. I thought to myself this beer smells kinda musty. Didnt give it another thought.
I have another beer and eat some dinner. I sit back down in my favorite barcalounge again for some readin, and I smell the must.
The fawking cat pissed in the seat of my favorite "leather" barcalounge!. I sprayed it with reslove, febreeze, windex, leather conditioner, armoral, and dawn dish soap. Now my favorite chair smells like flowery cat piss. The worst part is that I smell it everywhere I go now (after a shower and fresh clothes).

So what are my options on fixing this problem?

1. Kill the cat. (preferred option)
2. Kill the cat, wait for chair to air out (does this smell air out).
3. Piss on the cat.
4. Replace the chair (this chair is not replaceable, it is custom fit to my ass).

Any suggestions on how to get the smell out of the leather, and a good way to kill a cat without my wife finding out?
skin the cat and use the cat's skin to recover the seat part of your "Barcalounge" thingy. Cook a stew with its bones and call it done.

Take the remains to Lost Lake where everyone else dumps dead bodies and pretend nothing ever happened.