The Idiot Test

[ROBZ95Xj]

Your points: 0 Sorry, your points are below the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698754 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370964 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327937 Tests answered)

http://www.the-jokes.com/tests/tontres.php

[Chero-King]

Your points: 5 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698755 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370964 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327938 Tests answered)

I got #'s 1,4,5,7,9 wrong.
:)

[HeavyMetal]

Your points: 9 Congratulations, your points are above the average!

the pills one got me

[OT]

I got an 8.
Missed the math one, and the pills one.
And I still think the math one is wrong.
And the pills one can be answered in many different ways.
So, I guess I got a 10!

[Ramsey]

Stupid 7, damn polar bears walking with moses

[OT]

Come on, that's grade school stuff.

[Ramsey]

Can I add a point for every beer?

The only good thing about grade school was the girls.

[OT]

I didn't have any problem with it.:greensmok

[Ramsey]

Well thats just not quite the same, you summabitch

[hadfield4wd]

Results
Your points: 8 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698811 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370975 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 327983 Tests answered)

[Overdriven]

I got 9 and the wife got 5... And I have her doing the checkbook... Maybe I should rethink this...

[Matthew Currie]

I got an 8.
Missed the math one, and the pills one.
And I still think the math one is wrong.
And the pills one can be answered in many different ways.
So, I guess I got a 10!

"divide by a half" = x/.5, in other words double it.

Of course the pills question depends on whether the doctor says "take one now."

[riverfever]

ResultsYour points: 7 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698875 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370993 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328029 Tests answered)

(I aced it the second time though...does that count for anything?) :viking:

[WrenchMonkey]

Results
Your points: 10 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 698877 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 370993 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328031 Tests answered)

Does that make me the perfect idiot?

Robert

[rocklandxjer]

dammit, 9

i missed the pills one that one was tricky

[SCW]

I missed the easiest one, I just took two apples.....

[Matthew Currie]

I missed the easiest one, I just took two apples.....

It's all semantics. I got it "wrong" too. I have three apples. I take away two. How many do I have? Three, of course. The two I took away are mine, and the one I left behind is also still mine unless I gave it to somebody else.

I have three apples. I take away two. How many do I have? One, of course, if by taking away, we mean disposing of them or destroying them.

[johnlv6]

The apples question got me too :D.

Your points: 5 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 699081 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371047 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328181 Tests answered)

[JoesXJ]

Your points: 10 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 699094 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371048 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328193 Tests answered)

:D and man am I tired!

[JoesXJ]

a plane, on its way back home to Canada crashes on the Canada, USA border....where do you bury the survivors?

[boise49ers]

I got 9 and the wife got 5... And I have her doing the checkbook... Maybe I should rethink this...
I got the 30 divided by 1/2 wrong. I knew they were kind of trick questions though by the other low scores. So I rethought them a few times. That Mose one is way old. I have been asked that one tons of times:compwork:

[boise49ers]

[quote=JoesXJ]a plane, on its way back home to Canada crashes on the Canada, USA border....where do you bury the survivors?[/quote}
They survived you wouldn't bury them.

[goodburbon]

the sheep one got me, and moses.......left me with an 8. But I think it was a 9 because there were still 17 sheep, 8 of them were just dead, it didn't ask how many live sheep were left.

[Ramsey]

A sheep is a sheep, as long as you can still get it in your boots does it really matter.

[goodburbon]

." ...i dont even care how she died, but i like it better if she smells of formaldehyde...because i can do what i want and they dont complain...they dont Baaaaaa and they dont kick..."

[Ramsey]

and when your done, they make a nice throw rug

[IcedXJ]

I actually noticed the questions in that test are flawed. Number 2 pisses me off. When a person reads it most will imply that the question is stating that when he dies can he be buried in Canada.

They test is to trick you not to analyze what you know...I hate tests like that, I sfigure out the purpose and I get angry and refuse to take them, lol.

[goodburbon]

I actually noticed the questions in that test are flawed. Number 2 pisses me off. When a person reads it most will imply that the question is stating that when he dies can he be buried in Canada.

They test is to trick you not to analyze what you know...I hate tests like that, I sfigure out the purpose and I get angry and refuse to take them, lol.

So what you're saying is.....you're not fond of any sheep?


Prude

I love ewe

[IcedXJ]

So what you're saying is.....you're not fond of any sheep?


Prude

I love ewe

Can't say I need any sheep loving...BUt hey if you want to do it like an animal, :roflmao:do what ya gotta do.

[PosiDave]

Average grade: 4.5 ( 699161 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371065 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328243 Tests answered).


I'm a Moron. I suppose I can't do simple math.

[OT]

I actually noticed the questions in that test are flawed. Number 2 pisses me off. When a person reads it most will imply that the question is stating that when he dies can he be buried in Canada.

They test is to trick you not to analyze what you know...I hate tests like that, I sfigure out the purpose and I get angry and refuse to take them, lol.
That's how we figure out who the idiots are.
Congrats.party1:

[IcedXJ]

That's how we figure out who the idiots are.
Congrats.party1:

finally I do something right :party:














:viking:

[Dirt]

ResultsYour points: 9 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 699170 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371067 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328250 Tests answered)



Friggin' Moses

[OT]

ResultsYour points: 9 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
Average grade: 4.5 ( 699170 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.3 ( 371067 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 4.7 ( 328250 Tests answered)



Friggin' Moses
SPOBI!
LIAR!
I know better!

[Dirt]

SPOBI!
LIAR!
I know better!


Don't be mad. I'm just smarter than you. :thumbup:

[boise49ers]

Don't be mad. I'm just smarter than you. :thumbup:
Don't be mad my wife is smarter then all of us. She got a perfect score. The bear had her stumped for about 30 seconds. It really does make a huge difference if you know they have a little trick to the answer.
:confused1