Tree hugger

[Lawn Cher']

While hiking through the Boulder, Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the bark.

The hiker inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the tree-hugger replies.

"You gotta be kiddin' me," answers the hiker.

"I'm not kidding," the tree-hugger insists. "Would you like to give it a try?"

The curious hiker says, "Well, okay." He wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear against it. At that moment, the tree-hugger slaps a pair of
handcuffs on the hiker, takes his wallet, jewelry, and car keys, then strips him naked and leaves."

Two hours later, another nature lover strolls by, sees the helpless naked
hiker handcuffed to the tree, and asks, "What the heck happened to you?"

The hiker tells the guy the unbelievable story.

When he finishes, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him gently behind the ear, and says, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake!" :kissyou:

[87manche]

so the second guy was ramsey?
OH!
I'd also like to add that I hugged a tree once, that's how the Mj got that dent on it's bedside.

[Menzenski]

I'd also like to add that I hugged a tree once, that's how the Mj got that dent on it's bedside.
I did too, and that's why there's a hole in my XJ's hatch.

[Lawn Cher']

If you've seen my MJ, you'd think I made dirty nasty love to a tree.

[XJ Jeepin Girl]

And it just had to take place in Boulder, huh?










Yup, that'd be the place. :D

[Geepfreak]

And it just had to take place in Boulder, huh?



And I bet Dj knows the location of the tree....:D

[DrMoab]

And I bet Dj knows the location of the tree....:D
SNAP!

[jrsxj98]

And I bet Dj knows the location of the tree....:D

DOH!

[OverlandXJ]

If you've seen my MJ, you'd think I made dirty nasty love to a tree.

To Lynn's ol MJ? What was that...#100,000?

[XJ Jeepin Girl]

And I bet Dj knows the location of the tree....:D

LMAO!

[Ironmen77]

BEST EXCUSE OF THE YEAR


The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their
master bedroom
making love to a beautiful young woman...


"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this
to me - the
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
you, I want a
divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you
leave, at least
listen to what happened"

"Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you
unfaithful pig!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While
driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them.

Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed
clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked
her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not
use?

[Ramsey]

good excuse.


I wonder if the tree looked like this one?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4812/istockphoto289736phallictree2ac0.jpg

[Lawn Cher']

To Lynn's ol MJ? What was that...#100,000?

(sheepishly) Yes. But I'm gonna fix it up better than new. It's not like she didn't do the same thing.

[RTicUL8]

And yes - this picture is from a tree in Colorado - just outside of Boulder (Serious!) :)


http://home.comcast.net/~mypcwrench/DSCN5292.JPG

[RichP]

The way things are going with your westerners I dunno...
http://www.siwiec.com/images/OTY%20the%20butt%20tree.jpg

[RTicUL8]

http://www.siwiec.com/images/OTY%20the%20butt%20tree.jpg
Injun Joe turned the corner and realized that his long search for the perfect totem-pole tree was now over.
Chief PointsToSky would now be immortalized forever.