Doug: you need this hood ornament:

[Metal Thrasher]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s59/tracepac/fubar.jpg

http://www.stanleytools.com/default.asp?CATEGORY=HT+BARS&TYPE=PRODUCT&PARTNUMBER=55-099&SDesc=FatMax%26%23174%3B+Xtreme%26%238482%3B+Fubar %26%238482%3B+Functional+Utility+Bar

[comanchekid]

I bought the regular FatMax and I used the F*ck out of it this weekend.... I love it....

[fubar XJ]

I like it!!! :D


Although given the price of Stanley tools, it'd be one Helluva expensive hood ornament.

[Metal Thrasher]

$40 at Sears, I almost bought one just 'cause it is so cool.

[PornstaR]

Cool till ya break it........ nice little homeowner tool