The ticket.

[mdl]

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

But I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.

[johnnyc]

:D You had me going...

[cherokee89]

That is great.

[MENEZES]

pencil necked nazi? HAHAHAHAHA

[ZPD]

dang! That is why I had 5 tickets on my car when I got out of the store!

[Beej]

:D That one never gets old...

[RichP]

I tried that once, metermaid in allentown, she looked at me and said 'I already know this isn't yours, all I ever see you in either your cherokee or your wrangler and your wrangler is two spaces up' :cry: talk about letting the air out..