My super list dun dun dun...

[dzolcali]

I had an idea to post the super list only moments ago. Basically I want to make a list of all things I can currently come up with that I would have done to my jeep if I had unlimited money, to make it look and feel and be the baddest of baddness. I am going to list things they may not even make for jeeps because if I had unlimited money I would have these made. Here goes the list:

Wheels:
black 15X8 eagle alloy number 101's
35" bfg Mud terrain's
2" wheel spacers

Brakes:
Power slot big brakes
Larger calipers
ebc green stuff pads
stainless lines

Exhaust:
straight piped
large exhaust manifold with a flange for a twin turbo probably garrets
o2 sensor turbo

Intake:
Cold air intake pipe custom with cone k&N and with a custom box around it.
Larger intake manifold
Throttle body spacer with helix

Valve cover machined and powder coated black and silver
Heads shaved, ported polished
larger piston
eagle rods

aftermarket computer aem maybe
optima battery
msd ignition retarder
msd ignition coil pack, and wires combo rotor switch and cap
champion truck plugs
electric fan

carbon fiber hood with vents
carbon fiber fenders
carbon fiber drive shaft
carbon fiber interior parts
CF roof rack

arb bull bar bumper
rear rock runner bumper with 6" gaurds
windows tinted
metal box taillights
leds
racing seats
kicker speakers and tweeters
kicker 15' sub
memphis amplifier or audiobahn amp
indash navi with back up camera and dvd/xbox set up

www.hornblowers.com (http://www.hornblowers.com) trian horn with air compressor

4.5 inch lift kit with all the upgrades
dana 60 axle re-geared to whatever makes it drive the best

underbody skid plates
window tint 15% on the fronts, double limo tint on the backs

side qaurter inch steel body armor

more to come I gotta think of more stuff I want

[HaleYes]

Only thing you're missing is a big FOX sticker on your carbon fiber hood.

You and your damn carbon fiber........you should have bought a ricer.

[BrettM]

side qaurter inch steel body armor

good thing you saved so much weight with the carbon fiber :rolleyes:

[HaleYes]

good thing you saved so much weight with the carbon fiber :rolleyes:

:rtm:

[Matt S.]

I have said it before and I will say it again, and again, and again, and again, and again. This guy is just trolling. Get him the F out of here.

[GSequoia]

Obviously Scrappy...

After all who in their right minds would blow a bunch of money on MSD this, MSD that, computers, snake oil Helix's, and then put CHAMPION spark plugs in?!

[TRNDRVR]

WE DON'T F*CKING CARE!

[98XJSport]

If it's supposed to be "the baddest of baddness", and unlimited $$$, why only 35's? Other than the carbon fiber it sounds like a good jeep, but not the baddest XJ out there by any means.

[XJ_Vikings]

how much time do you spend thinking of random crap to clutter the forum with?

[jeepinxj01]

WE DON'T F*CKING CARE!


I'm no one around here, we all know that but; I agree. WHO GIVES A FLYIN' F*CK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Lawn Cher']

Why would you have D60's and 2" wheel spacers?

Why would you have a larger intake manifold and a throttle body spacer?

[IntrepidXJ]

:twak: :twak: :banghead: :banghead:

[dzolcali]

because thats what I would do to a jeep if I had unlimited resources...and I did have a ricer it was very fast, not like those slow hondas you see buzzing around. But aside from that, I'm not trolling in fact I don't even know the definition of trolling because i'm not a super internet guru like some of these post bashers. I mean seriously you see it's posted by me, if you dislike me, QUIT READING MY POST honestly...you bring it on yourselves scrappy, trdvr, and other guy. This is the off topic forum and this can go here...why don't you get the F outta here and quit cluttering my thread with your negative BS tool...and 35's because I don't want bigger tires, I mean if I could have a 12" wang you think I would want it? NO...what girl in their right mind would want a 12" wang ripping them out...some stuff is just overkill and I think that 35" and 4.5" of lift is good for me and would get the job done for what i like to do which I have a right to like because i'm a GD american and thats what people died for so i'm taking advantage of it. Only reason I said dana 60 is because I would rather not have something happen with the axle so I guess something big could handle those tires piece of cake and put me at ease of mind I could tackle most anything without effing up the axle.

[rocklandxjer]

honestly, a dana 60 is a full width, unless you enjoy taking up both lanes on a highway, why 2 inch spacers,

"with whatever gearing makes it run best"
read much, gearing questions are the most asked questions here.

why all the carbon fiber?

larger piston, so you want to bore it. why not just make it a stroker.
or if you have unlimited cash drop a 350 block in there man.


edit: what about the front axle, would you just have dana 60 rear, your turning would suck

again if you had limited recources, i would scrap the dana 60 and stuff some rockwells, that way you never have to worry about anything happening to your axles with 35s

[IntrepidXJ]

because thats what I would do to a jeep if I had unlimited resources...and I did have a ricer it was very fast, not like those slow hondas you see buzzing around. But aside from that, I'm not trolling in fact I don't even know the definition of trolling because i'm not a super internet guru like some of these post bashers. I mean seriously you see it's posted by me, if you dislike me, QUIT READING MY POST honestly...you bring it on yourselves scrappy, trdvr, and other guy. This is the off topic forum and this can go here...why don't you get the F outta here and quit cluttering my thread with your negative BS tool...and 35's because I don't want bigger tires, I mean if I could have a 12" wang you think I would want it? NO...what girl in their right mind would want a 12" wang ripping them out...some stuff is just overkill and I think that 35" and 4.5" of lift is good for me and would get the job done for what i like to do which I have a right to like because i'm a GD american and thats what people died for so i'm taking advantage of it. Only reason I said dana 60 is because I would rather not have something happen with the axle so I guess something big could handle those tires piece of cake and put me at ease of mind I could tackle most anything without effing up the axle.

:confused1

[dzolcali]

i think it would be neat to keep the 4.0 and twin turbo it, i mean yeah I could go the easy route with a stroker, and the gearing I don't read much I don't have a lot of time to read through the gearing stuff yet cause I haven't decided what to do with my current xj set up as far as that goes, so I just made that part variable, or general in nature.

[Lawn Cher']

and the gearing I don't read much I don't have a lot of time to read

You seem to have alot of time to spout rambling nonsensical drivel.

[rocklandxjer]

ha ha,

how true...

im just sayin, unlimited money, and you keep the 4.0, if you want the"baddest" jeep your goin to have to lose that spunky 4.0 and drop a 350 in or even a small block.

[jeepinxj01]

because thats what I would do to a jeep if I had unlimited resources...and I did have a ricer it was very fast, not like those slow hondas you see buzzing around. But aside from that, I'm not trolling in fact I don't even know the definition of trolling because i'm not a super internet guru like some of these post bashers. I mean seriously you see it's posted by me, if you dislike me, QUIT READING MY POST honestly...you bring it on yourselves scrappy, trdvr, and other guy. This is the off topic forum and this can go here...why don't you get the F outta here and quit cluttering my thread with your negative BS tool...and 35's because I don't want bigger tires, I mean if I could have a 12" wang you think I would want it? NO...what girl in their right mind would want a 12" wang ripping them out...some stuff is just overkill and I think that 35" and 4.5" of lift is good for me and would get the job done for what i like to do which I have a right to like because i'm a GD american and thats what people died for so i'm taking advantage of it. Only reason I said dana 60 is because I would rather not have something happen with the axle so I guess something big could handle those tires piece of cake and put me at ease of mind I could tackle most anything without effing up the axle.


Praise Geebus too you fawktard!

By any chance is your name Bill, and do you have a woman trapped in a pit? :shiver:

[streetpirate]

i seem to get this image in my head of some 15 year old sitting on the computer drinking dew and eating cheeze wiz.

[Lawn Cher']

Praise Geebus too you fawktard!

By any chance is your name Bill, and do you have a woman trapped in a pit? :shiver:

Oh Precious!

[Lawn Cher']

im just sayin, unlimited money, and you keep the 4.0, if you want the"baddest" jeep your goin to have to lose that spunky 4.0 and drop a 350 in or even a small block.

A 350 is a small block, Dr. Redundant.

[goodburbon]

I'll bite, this is, after all, fun.


Wheels:
black 15X8 eagle alloy number 101's
35" bfg Mud terrain's
2" wheel spacers
Why wheel spacers, why not just buy wheels with correct backspacing? Nice choice of tires, not my first choice, but nice (ever see the 35" pit bulls?).

Brakes:
Power slot big brakes
Larger calipers
ebc green stuff pads
stainless lines
Whatever floats your boat, just make sure it will fit the d-60 and inside the 15" rims you have chosen.

Exhaust:
straight piped
large exhaust manifold with a flange for a twin turbo probably garrets
o2 sensor turbo
Straight piped? Do you intend to run no cat and no muffler?

Intake:
Cold air intake pipe custom with cone k&N and with a custom box around it.
Larger intake manifold
Throttle body spacer with helix
Lose the helix, it's useless, and instead of a cold air intake which won't do much in front of the turbos. Why not just intercool?

Valve cover machined and powder coated black and silver
Heads shaved, ported polished
larger piston
eagle rods
Pretty, but you're pushing compression up there, you may only be able to run special racing fuel, and that's not very handy.

aftermarket computer aem maybe
optima battery
msd ignition retarder
msd ignition coil pack, and wires combo rotor switch and cap
champion truck plugs
electric fan
if you make sure the champions are hot enough to run in a twin turbo setup this is all fine and good. Add a bigger radiator to handle all of this heat though.

carbon fiber hood with vents
carbon fiber fenders
carbon fiber drive shaft
carbon fiber interior parts
CF roof rack
Easy on the CF, I thought you said it was ugly and it has no practical purpose on this vehicle, especially driveshaft.

arb bull bar bumper
rear rock runner bumper with 6" gaurds
windows tinted
metal box taillights
leds
racing seats
kicker speakers and tweeters
kicker 15' sub
memphis amplifier or audiobahn amp
indash navi with back up camera and dvd/xbox set up
Every 15 year old boy who likes jeeps wish list

www.hornblowers.com (http://www.hornblowers.com) trian horn with air compressor
Every 14 year olds wish list

4.5 inch lift kit with all the upgrades
dana 60 axle re-geared to whatever makes it drive the best
Overkill for 35's, will you have the axles narrowed to stock witdth?

underbody skid plates
window tint 15% on the fronts, double limo tint on the backs
Fine by me, as long as it's legal.

side qaurter inch steel body armor
Over the carbon fiber? I don't get it, do you want light or bulletproof?
more to come I gotta think of more stuff I want
You should read a bit before "thinking" any more or you may tell us you want to have the whole thing re-made in carbon fiber, then plated in 1/2" steel.


From your desires you are between 13-17, white, and dropped out of school. and/Or you are simply developmentally retarded.

[jeepinxj01]

i seem to get this image in my head of some 15 year old sitting on the computer drinking dew and eating cheeze wiz.


Don't forget the spikey hair and braces.

[Lawn Cher']

Or you are simply developmentally retarded.

I'm betting on ADHD.

[Lawn Cher']

Don't forget the spikey hair and braces.

Or maybe a shaggy mop... kids these days.

[jeepinxj01]

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

[Lawn Cher']

... with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Dirt]

I'm still hopin' for meth head.

[IXNAYXJ]

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!...OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

-----Matt-----

[jeepinxj01]

I'm still hopin' for meth head.


A fifteen year old meth head named Bill w/ braces and eating cheese wiz that has a woman in a pit. It's a stretch, but I can hope.

[POSXJGuy]

lets not forget the carbon fiber engine, pistons, plastic wrist pins and pubic hair circlips. also the afro wig for the top of the cherokee when you are cruisin through the ghetto and a big rubber donkey dong hanging off the back to show the guys in the s10 extremes you have the bigger pee pee.

oh yeah, shave the door handles and install kickplates under the door so when you walk up to your xj you can kung fu kick the plates and pop all four doors open. make the front doors suicide doors and flip the latch and hinges.

remove the back seat and lay down a nice comforter, two pillows and a water mattress. also put up some lava lamps and tassels from the top of your xj.

if you are getting really bling bling dont forget the gold grill in front with a big mercedes emblem glued behind it so it dont get stolen.

[TheWarWagon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/WomanOfHeart/StinkyThread.jpg
http://bofe.blogs.com/photos/photos/stfu.jpg

[Dirt]

if you are getting really bling bling dont forget the gold grill in front .



http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h17/dirt2112/goldteeth.jpg

[Ramsey]

I'd want a 12" wang....just to make lawn cher cry.

[Lawn Cher']

I'd want a 12" wang....just to make lawn cher cry.

Just to clarify, that'd be from jealousy, not from pain.

[BrettM]

chianti.


ooh, I like chianti!


it's about time we got a new 'tard around here, now the SE chapter will have a representative at Tard Wars.

[jeepinxj01]

ooh, I like chianti!


I've never had it. What's it taste like? I know, stupid question.

[IXNAYXJ]

I've never had it. What's it taste like? I know, stupid question.Old grapes.

-----Matt-----

[jeepinxj01]

Old grapes.

-----Matt-----


Yumm..... :puke:

[Gil BullyKatz]

Wow...

This tard's overqualified...

We need a new category for tard wars...

Top Tard?

Stupor Stupid?

He makes retards seem like mensa members...

He's the "Ron Jeremy" of fawktards minus the tool...

http://www.dansblog.com/uploaded_images/Ron%20Jeremy%20Super%20Mario4-717393.jpg

[dzolcali]

you guys are awesome...I love how you all follow one another instead of trying to be innovative with your thought process....
btw, I have add, insomnia, and i'm working on my masters in college, and I'm 6'4" def. not 13-17 age.
short hair, spikey, straight white teeth as i described ina nother post somewhere.

I have to say naxja is the most welcoming group of people to newcomers on the forum...it's really excellent how you treat new people, like you were just born when the forums were born...

I'de have to say the kungfu kick to the door panel crack was pretty creative I laughed at that one, but the others made me sad that anyone would even find it humorous and then contradict themselves by calling me the retard when they find something so droning and played out like "troll". Seriously I can tell your all sheep cause you just copy one another, "troll..." yeah what he said "troll" I bet half of you have trolls and transformers in your closets collecting dust.
also, lawn cher, big lebowski is my favorite movie, pretty cool avatar, I haven't paid my 35 dollars to be a high qaulity poster so I can't get a cool avatar like that and make my name red...*tear*

[jeepinxj01]

you guys are awesome...I love how you all follow one another instead of trying to be innovative with your thought process....
btw, I have add, insomnia, and i'm working on my masters in college, and I'm 6'4" def. not 13-17 age.
short hair, spikey, straight white teeth as i described ina nother post somewhere.

I have to say naxja is the most welcoming group of people to newcomers on the forum...it's really excellent how you treat new people, like you were just born when the forums were born...

I'de have to say the kungfu kick to the door panel crack was pretty creative I laughed at that one, but the others made me sad that anyone would even find it humorous and then contradict themselves by calling me the retard when they find something so droning and played out like "troll". Seriously I can tell your all sheep cause you just copy one another, "troll..." yeah what he said "troll" I bet half of you have trolls and transformers in your closets collecting dust.
also, lawn cher, big lebowski is my favorite movie, pretty cool avatar, I haven't paid my 35 dollars to be a high qaulity poster so I can't get a cool avatar like that and make my name red...*tear*


Bahhhh..........What about the woman in the pit? Is that true? :kissyou:

[MogifiedXJ]

you guys are awesome...I love how you all follow one another instead of trying to be innovative with your thought process....
btw, I have add, insomnia, and i'm working on my masters in college, and I'm 6'4" def. not 13-17 age.
short hair, spikey, straight white teeth as i described ina nother post somewhere.

I have to say naxja is the most welcoming group of people to newcomers on the forum...it's really excellent how you treat new people, like you were just born when the forums were born...

I'de have to say the kungfu kick to the door panel crack was pretty creative I laughed at that one, but the others made me sad that anyone would even find it humorous and then contradict themselves by calling me the retard when they find something so droning and played out like "troll". Seriously I can tell your all sheep cause you just copy one another, "troll..." yeah what he said "troll" I bet half of you have trolls and transformers in your closets collecting dust.
also, lawn cher, big lebowski is my favorite movie, pretty cool avatar, I haven't paid my 35 dollars to be a high qaulity poster so I can't get a cool avatar like that and make my name red...*tear*
Maybe you should try Pirate4x4.com they're a little more friendly.

[dzolcali]

yeah...makes sense, I can see why a lot of you stay on this forum, cause you enjoy assholes :)

[jeepinxj01]

yeah...makes sense, I can see why a lot of you stay on this forum, cause you enjoy assholes :)


:passgas:

[rock rash]

wow, i love this thread. and im in.

[rock rash]

hey whats yor masters in...stupidology?


































hahaha, got him good with that one!

[DIKASUN]

because thats what I would do to a jeep if I had unlimited resources...and I did have a ricer it was very fast, not like those slow hondas you see buzzing around. But aside from that, I'm not trolling in fact I don't even know the definition of trolling because i'm not a super internet guru like some of these post bashers. I mean seriously you see it's posted by me, if you dislike me, QUIT READING MY POST honestly...you bring it on yourselves scrappy, trdvr, and other guy. This is the off topic forum and this can go here...why don't you get the F outta here and quit cluttering my thread with your negative BS tool...and 35's because I don't want bigger tires, I mean if I could have a 12" wang you think I would want it? NO...what girl in their right mind would want a 12" wang ripping them out...some stuff is just overkill and I think that 35" and 4.5" of lift is good for me and would get the job done for what i like to do which I have a right to like because i'm a GD american and thats what people died for so i'm taking advantage of it. Only reason I said dana 60 is because I would rather not have something happen with the axle so I guess something big could handle those tires piece of cake and put me at ease of mind I could tackle most anything without effing up the axle.

dude i gotsta get some of those new 12" wang tires

[XJ_Vikings]

He's the "Ron Jeremy" of fawktards minus the tool...


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/sdh04001/meandRJ.jpg

not me but a friend

[POSXJGuy]

yeah...makes sense, I can see why a lot of you stay on this forum, cause you enjoy assholes :)

well, its good to see a guy like you coming here to give us more of what we like :kissyou::kissyou::kissyou::kissyou::kissyou::kiss you::kissyou::kissyou::kissyou::kissyou::kissyou:: kissyou: we all know you probably don't have better things to do either.

so, how old are you really? and do you live in a house with wheels?

[RyanM]

http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg

















eh might as well
http://hmandm.com/images377/you_suck.gif

[TRNDRVR]

I mean if I could have a 12" wang you think I would want it? NO...what girl in their right mind would want a 12" wang ripping them out...some stuff is just overkill and I think that a 1" wang is good for me and would get the job done for what i like to do which I have a right to like because i'm a GD american and thats what people died for so i'm taking advantage of it. This guy is classic!

[XJ_Vikings]

I mean if I could have a 12" wang you think I would want it? NO...what girl in their right mind would want a 12" wang ripping them out...some stuff is just overkill and I think that a 1" wang is good for me and would get the job done for what i like to do which I have a right to like because i'm a GD american and thats what people died for so i'm taking advantage of it.

im pretty sure no one died so you could have a tiny penis

[dzolcali]

I need to go douche my butthole because I'm a tool...

nice one, I guess I can do it too?

[TRNDRVR]

nice one, I guess I can do it too?Grasping at straws?

Got to do better than that.

[Ramsey]

Just to clarify, that'd be from jealousy, not from pain.
That, and i'd slap you with it. As of now, there is no way I could get this thing to swing enough to slap you:D