Funny read:

[ZachMan]

No need to read past the first page:

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

[redneckboarder]

repost, funny nonetheless

[WB9YZU]

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo.

Novel, who woulda thunk it wouldn't gone as planned ;)

I suspect a number of us have tried that with water, with simular results. The intake and exhaust posts get real clean though :D

[ZacSquatch]

That stuff happens to Jeep all the time... thats why we have snorkels

[91Woody]

What a fu@#ing tool box that guy is. Someone please tell me they read the entire thing and it was a joke.
Perhaps he needs new friends...:looser:

[jimgrms]

I think it was b/s no one smart enough to earn the money for a audi is stupid enough to do that

[imma honky]

I think it was b/s no one smart enough to earn the money for a audi is stupid enough to do that
Since when did $$ have ANYTHING to do with intelligence?

[GRIMUS99XJ]

I think it was b/s no one smart enough to earn the money for a audi is stupid enough to do that

Thats the problem of parents buying there 16 year kids new cars without any education

[Matthew Currie]

I skimmed a little further, and partway through the thread there's a reference to its being an old joke, and having appeared in a magazine previously.

[imma honky]

I skimmed a little further, and partway through the thread there's a reference to its being an old joke, and having appeared in a magazine previously.
I hope so, i wasn't about to sift through the 6 pages of drivel.