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MogifiedXJ
August 12th, 2006, 18:48
I don't watch alot of t.v. but when I do commercials remind me why I don't. Basically, they annoy the shit out of me...I cannot stand Hardee's or Carl's jr. commercials. They show some guy eating a hamburger for about two minutes while they talk about it and it sounds like the microphone is in the damn guy's mouth. Maybe it's just me but I really don't like listening to someone else chew thier food. Good God lets not leave out the sonic commercials either. Alright...end of rant.
Chero-King
August 12th, 2006, 18:54
The one where the guy and his wife are driving their luxury SUV down a road where construction is being done and it's they have gravel layed down.

Anyways its starts with him talking about "I" before "E" except after C and says
"Thats the rule,NO exceptions"
and so she says:
"Well what about Neighbor"
and things like that.
Then they randomly stop and pick up what I assume to be their dog and as he helps the dog into the back he looks at her dissapointed that he thought of another exception to the rule that he said had no exceptions and says:
"Rottweiler",
and she turns around in her seat looking really cocky knowing that she was right and says the same thing.
The part that annoys me the most is at the end of the commercial the voice over says
"Who says you never drive offroad"
and all they did was drive on little gravel spots.
I cant remember what its for, I think its a Volvo commercial but not sure.
xjjeepthing
August 12th, 2006, 19:53
The stupid ass Quizno mice or whatever they were.
http://www.ryansaghir.com/archives/spokesthings.jpg
jpars
August 12th, 2006, 20:00
cannot stand Hardee's or Carl's jr. commercials..

I don't know how they raise you, but in my book Paris Hilton in a S&M leather outfit dry humping a car and squeezing car wash soap all over her body is well..........a pretty damn good commercial.

http://adinnovator.typepad.com/ad_innovator/ParisHiltonCarlsJr.png


0 complaints here.
BigG
August 12th, 2006, 20:05
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
XJCreeper
August 12th, 2006, 20:14
The commercial's I'm sick of seeing is the levitra and cialis commercials. You think that stuff would sell itself to the impotent. At least it pays for the programming.:gee: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7967584253842038933&q=levitra&hl=en
Chero-King
August 12th, 2006, 20:46
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!

Hahaha yeah, that has to be stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Gnat5680
August 12th, 2006, 21:38
Want a Fanta, don't you wana, wanta fanta, don't you wana?

most annoying thing ever. i don't care if its muted. it give me somthing to look at. but i can't stand the singing and poor coriography.
MogifiedXJ
August 12th, 2006, 21:45
I don't know how they raise you, but in my book Paris Hilton in a S&M leather outfit dry humping a car and squeezing car wash soap all over her body is well..........a pretty damn good commercial.

http://adinnovator.typepad.com/ad_innovator/ParisHiltonCarlsJr.png


0 complaints here.

Trust me...I've never seen that Hardee's comercial. They must not play it in TN. The only ones I've ever seen are of guys in work uniforms stuffing thier faces.
5-90
August 12th, 2006, 22:07
Pretty much all of them.

"Makes you wish they had a knob to turn up intelligence on television. They've got one called 'brightness,' but it don't work!"

5-90
Bob Myers
August 13th, 2006, 07:02
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!

Oh crap where is the mute button, i cannot stand that!
Hardees and Sonic have re-enforce my loyalty to eat--somewhere else. No way am i going to put money into their coffers to pay for those annoyin ads.
jml1911a1
August 13th, 2006, 13:22
The new Ford commercials with that stupid Taylor Hicks from American Idol. The wife and I simultaneously lunged for the remote the first time it was on.

Awful.
MogifiedXJ
August 13th, 2006, 13:24
The new Ford commercials with that stupid Taylor Hicks from American Idol. The wife and I simultaneously lunged for the remote the first time it was on.

Awful.

"I get what I want, I get what I need"

That one?

It looks like he's having a seizure on stage...It's right up there in my book too.
bjoehandley
August 13th, 2006, 14:12
Most of the For Eyes commercials, exept were the old lady, ahem, "divides and concours" with her cane, I like that one.

The "THAT THANG GOTTA HEMI?" commericals, caught some of the blond mulletboy's stand up bit this morning and he seems pretty funny atleast when he's left to his own devices, and I like most of the Dr. Z commercials (wish he'd take some of the Fox anchors next time he crashes a Pacifica :D)

Those damned HEAD ON commercials, strap that idiot to the front of a Pacifica and show him the meaning of "HEAD ON!!!!!"

ANY of the prescription drug commercials, period (even if thats what they're advertising for).........
OT
August 13th, 2006, 16:50
Remember these commercials?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrLOSer0Kqk
I hated every one.
Rev Den
August 13th, 2006, 16:53
Any SUV commercial where they clearly violate "Tread lightly".

Any GM commercial where they attempt to link GM with quality.

The commercial I really hate is the one where the guy watches the police chase, till the perp grabs the guys pants off the line........HOWEVER...I want to know who that chick is one the couch. :D

Rev
Gnat5680
August 13th, 2006, 18:45
the dr. z one with the lady and the minivan. i don;t get what she is trying to say. in between the "features" she goes "but" and "umm" but i never can find out what she is trying to say.
Matthew Currie
August 13th, 2006, 19:32
Any commercial that ends with "I'm [candidateX] and I approve this message."
UNCC_99XJ
August 13th, 2006, 19:44
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead!

god almighty i hate that commerical! WTF does that product do???? I know where to put it but dammit WHY!?!?!?

Also hate the Ford commerical with the american wannabe idol in it......also hate any of those commericals you see late at night advertising local date phone lines.
OT
August 13th, 2006, 19:45
If you guys hate the Head On! commercial so much, then try laying off of the Jerry Springer for a week!
DIKASUN
August 13th, 2006, 19:54
i don't know if it's a southern thing... but theres a Little Caesar's Pizza commercial that plays around here where there's a family driving in a minivan running errands and they pick up a pizza. And then i'm pretty sure they throw the mom out the door and do some doughnuts in the van, and for some reason there is some really shitty computer animation of a dog's eyes bulging out. terrible.
UNCC_99XJ
August 13th, 2006, 19:56
If you guys hate the Head On! commercial so much, then try laying off of the Jerry Springer for a week!

Dont think thats the problem....i hardly watch any jerry springer.
5-90
August 13th, 2006, 20:21
If you guys hate the Head On! commercial so much, then try laying off of the Jerry Springer for a week!

Why? The last time I watched Jerry Springer, it was because I found out beforehand that GWAR was going to be on the show.

Now, all I watch, really, are M*A*S*H reruns and the Stargate series - SG-1 and Atlantis. Not much else worth bothering with...

5-90
planefixer
August 13th, 2006, 20:47
Sonic commercials annoy the hell out of me.
MogifiedXJ
August 13th, 2006, 20:49
Let's not forget about the Burger-King commercials. Anyone ever notice the king never wakes up beside a woman...kinda creepy.
XJ Jeepin Girl
August 13th, 2006, 20:54
Sounds like ya'll need Tivo. :D
XJ_Vikings
August 13th, 2006, 21:00
"Head on" headache remover, the commercial is just "head on, apply directly to the head" repeated 4 times

edit: apparently so does everyone else...
Gnat5680
August 13th, 2006, 21:00
...also hate any of those commericals you see late at night advertising local date phone lines.

you just hate it beacause you don't have a chance.


i agree with the I approve this message ones they bug me.
Chero-King
August 13th, 2006, 21:07
edit: apparently so does everyone else...

Haha yep, we all do. :D
djblade311
August 13th, 2006, 21:53
"John Basedow, he will show you how" Fitness made simple commercials. He's cut but he still looks like a puss.

there are many other commericals I hate.
UNCC_99XJ
August 13th, 2006, 21:57
you just hate it beacause you don't have a chance.

No, i hate them because they're one of the most annoying commericals, and I dont see how people could hook up through a phone dating service.

Care to say anything else?
Chero-King
August 14th, 2006, 00:07
Be like Gerad! the subway dork.
Spudboy
August 14th, 2006, 06:24
I nominate the Hummer commercial with the woman and her kid at the playground. I'm insulted by that one and I'm not even a woman. Get your girl on, indeed. :puke: She ought to be slapped silly and the kid put in foster care.
planefixer
August 14th, 2006, 07:02
Cant leave this hyper-active moron off the list.This guy needs some downers.

Tony Little:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i65/planefixer/gazelleextreme2.jpg
DrMoab
August 14th, 2006, 08:21
The commercial's I'm sick of seeing is the levitra and cialis commercials.
I started taking Levitra so i could throw a football through a tire better.
cherokee89
August 14th, 2006, 09:45
the dr. z one with the lady and the minivan. i don;t get what she is trying to say. in between the "features" she goes "but" and "umm" but i never can find out what she is trying to say.

Thank you! That caught me the first time, and it just doesn't make any sense.

I agree on Taylor Hicks and the Head On. Came close to shooting the damn TV on those.

I really hate the Pepto-Bismol commercial with the Beastie Boy looking assclowns. Some crap just does not need to be advertised.
MogifiedXJ
August 14th, 2006, 09:53
I almost forgot about Bob and his Enzyte. From the look of the commercials the neighborhood must know about his new penins size though. How many innuendos can you fit in one commercial???
OT
August 14th, 2006, 10:23
No way, man, Bob fuggin' rawks.
All the inuendo in those commercials is hilarious.
rsliman
August 14th, 2006, 11:00
get tivo... no more commercials
streetpirate
August 15th, 2006, 08:57
Why? The last time I watched Jerry Springer, it was because I found out beforehand that GWAR was going to be on the show.

Now, all I watch, really, are M*A*S*H reruns and the Stargate series - SG-1 and Atlantis. Not much else worth bothering with...

5-90

OMFG GWAR was on jerry springer! thats awesome, i almost went to their concert a few months back, my buddy kevin went and said it rocked.



dude, how can you go wrong with two redencks beating on a duster for a mopar commercial? think of the target audience!
TRNDRVR
August 15th, 2006, 09:13
Unimog commercials. ;)
BIGSLVRXJ
August 15th, 2006, 09:33
"John Basedow, he will show you how" Fitness made simple commercials. He's cut but he still looks like a puss.
I'm gonna have to agree with ya on that one man. That guy annoys the hell out of me. Especially since it's been the same commercial for the last like 10 years, or it sure looks like it has.
jmowens
August 15th, 2006, 10:02
If you guys hate the Head On! commercial so much, then try laying off of the Jerry Springer for a week!

I have totally stopped watching Wheel of Fortune (yes, I'm an old married fart) because I almost threw the remote at the (brand new 52") TV the last time!!! I have never had a commercial rub me that bad b4! It just makes me wanna kill someone!

"Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!"

AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!! :firedevil
buzzbombxj
August 15th, 2006, 13:50
Those damn ovaltine comercials with the screaming kids. I have no idea why they would try to make them sound so stupid and unrealistic. "MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!" The comercials are so bad they make me hate children!
UNCC_99XJ
August 15th, 2006, 14:46
"Head on" headache remover, the commercial is just "head on, apply directly to the head" repeated 4 times

edit: apparently so does everyone else...


It's a headache remover!? Well i guess thats good marketing then....you need the product every time you see one of their damn commericals!
5-90
August 15th, 2006, 16:56
OMFG GWAR was on jerry springer! thats awesome, i almost went to their concert a few months back, my buddy kevin went and said it rocked.



dude, how can you go wrong with two redencks beating on a duster for a mopar commercial? think of the target audience!

Yeah - GWAR and The Mentors' El Duce were on talking about "Shock Rock." If it weren't for Oderus and the gang, I'd not have bothered to tune in...

5-90

Forgot to mention - they showed a clip of Springer on stage at the GWAR show, where Beefcake and Oderus (I think) fed him to the World Maggot. Pity it wasn't for real...
XJ Dreamin'
August 16th, 2006, 12:50
No way, man, Bob fuggin' rawks.
All the inuendo in those commercials is hilarious.

The real question is:

Mrs. Bob: hit it_____...pass____ (check one answer only please)
ladywolf
August 16th, 2006, 15:18
try AFN commericals.....OMG

you keep seeing the "see your family advocacy" or "see your local chaplain" and they are all like if you are wanting to commit suicide etc. . .. now AFN also has commericals about god (but didnt think you could put commercials like that on tv) however mebbe i'm wrong cuz of the tv evangelists.