Couple more jokes at the expense of the Irish

[Ramsey]

1: An Irish man at a bar spots the only other guy in the room and walks up to him

"Top of the mornin' to ya sir" Says the first

"Aye, and you too, you must be from Ireland talking like that, My homecountry!" the second man reply's

"My Homecountry too! Let's drink to Ireland!" So the drink to their native land.

The second man says, "Back in dublin where I'm from..."

"Aye, you're from Dublin? I was born in Dublin! Let's drink to Dublin!" So they have a drink to their city back home.

The first man then says, "Back when I went to St. Mary's..."

"Holy Crap!" reply's the second, "I went to St. Mary's! A round to St Mary's!"

Just then a new man enters the bar and sees the comotion and asks the bartender, "Whats going on over there?"

"Ah," says the bartender, "The O'Malley Twins are drunk again."




2. A Irish man is sitting at a pub after drinking all night when the clock strikes 3: closing time. So he stands up to go home and falls FLAT on his face. A little embarrased he decides to crawl outside and get some air to sober him up so he can walk home.

Once outside he tries again to stand and falls FLAT on his face again. "Screw it!" He says and crawls 3 blocks to his house.

Standing outside he grabs a pole to stand up again and falls FLAT on his face for a third time. Exhausted he decides just to crawl upstairs to his bed.

In the morning his wife wakes him up and asks, "Honey were you at the bar last night?"

"No Honey, I was working late on some papers" He replys trying to get out of another fight.

"OK Dear, because the bar called and said you left your wheelchair..."

[5-90]

An Irishman has the habit of coming home soused - to the point where his wife read him off the last time, and said she'd leave him if he came home boiled one more time...

Being Irish, of course, he goes and gets pickled anyhow. On the way home form the bar (just on the corner, so he can leave his car there,) he realises his mistake and decides to sneak in and see if his wife won't notice. After all, there are other reasons for coming home late, aren't there?

Feeling his way up the walk, he slowly pulls his keys out of his pocket and quietly unlocks and opens the front door.

Fearing his wife's wrath, he decides not to turn on the lights, "seeing" with his hands...

"Ah, here's the couch - glad I missed that! Here it is, here's the hallway. First door - that's the loo. Second door - guest room. Ah! Here's our room!

"I'm doing well - haven't made any noise yet! Let's see - glad I oiled these hinges this last week-end. Watch out for the dresser... Here's the bed. Ah, here's my wife sleeping. And this must be me..."

5-90

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1: An Irish man at a bar spots the only other guy in the room and walks up to him

"Top of the mornin' to ya sir" Says the first

"Aye, and you too, you must be from Ireland talking like that, My homecountry!" the second man reply's

"My Homecountry too! Let's drink to Ireland!" So the drink to their native land.

The second man says, "Back in dublin where I'm from..."

"Aye, you're from Dublin? I was born in Dublin! Let's drink to Dublin!" So they have a drink to their city back home.

The first man then says, "Back when I went to St. Mary's..."

"Holy Crap!" reply's the second, "I went to St. Mary's! A round to St Mary's!"

Just then a new man enters the bar and sees the comotion and asks the bartender, "Whats going on over there?"

"Ah," says the bartender, "The O'Malley Twins are drunk again."




2. A Irish man is sitting at a pub after drinking all night when the clock strikes 3: closing time. So he stands up to go home and falls FLAT on his face. A little embarrased he decides to crawl outside and get some air to sober him up so he can walk home.

Once outside he tries again to stand and falls FLAT on his face again. "Screw it!" He says and crawls 3 blocks to his house.

Standing outside he grabs a pole to stand up again and falls FLAT on his face for a third time. Exhausted he decides just to crawl upstairs to his bed.

In the morning his wife wakes him up and asks, "Honey were you at the bar last night?"

"No Honey, I was working late on some papers" He replys trying to get out of another fight.

"OK Dear, because the bar called and said you left your wheelchair..."


Bigot.

Tell us some Lebonesse Jokes....

:D

We've heard all of the Jewish ones.

[rock rash]

haha, irish kick arse!