Trouble in men's bathrooms, Senators, and an extra wide stance.

[rocknxj]

Jeeple,

I light of the recent troubles by another one of America's ethically-challenged Senators (Sen Larry Craig, Rep-Idaho), I feel compelled to ask you NAXJA forum contributors to ponder a very serious question, one that I hope you will answer with sincerity and truthfulness.

The aforementioned scandalous Sinator from I-da-ho claims to have a "wide stance," hence the reason for his very public arrest following alleged lewd conduct in a men's airport bathroom.

So I ask all you XJ drivers....How wide is YOUR stance?

[Rev Den]

Depends.

Rest areas and truck stops it is real fricking narrow.

At home.....W I D E .

Rev

[Beej]

Well, I vary my stance depending on whether I'm seeking surprise buttsecks or not...

:D

[RTicUL8]

This has OPENED UP a whole new world to me.

Someone was saying that the cop was tapping their foot, which is supposed to be a signal saying "I'm here for you."


Note to self....no foot tapping.:laugh3:


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[BRIANHO13]

If I have sandals on I hae a narrow stance, don't really care fore others piss landing on my toes.

[Matthew Currie]

Stance notwithstanding, isn't it customary to point it at the porcelain?

[Kittrell]

Stance notwithstanding, isn't it customary to point it at the porcelain?

If you hit the "corners" just right, that shit goes everywhere..............:D

[Matthew Currie]

Followup: I have no particular respect for the senator in question, but even if he is gay, and even if the supposed coded gestures were what the cop said they were, the arrest was a crock, basically a frameup, and I hope he beats it. ....(the rap, that is....)

[lazarus]

I would have to agree, my stance gets wider at places of comfort( your home bar,work, home ) and narrow at places of much less comfort(truck stop, gas station, gentlemans club)

[woody]

All the more reason to carry & deploy non-lethal explosives and/or greenhouse gas powered signalers...

Just like the "tree falling in the forest silently" metaphor... If a harmless IED detonates off a half-cig delay in a rest-room, (or a freon trumpet toots) and only an alternative-lifestyler gets acute hearing loss... is a mind a terrible thing to waste?

[luvme88xj]

This arrest made by a cop in the Minneapolis St. Paul International AIRPORT were the taxi drivers are refusing to pick up people that have liquor in thier ludgage or a service dog/pet with them. (Dirty beasts) AND WANT TO HAVE FOOT BATHS AND PRAIR ROOMS INSTALLED. So much for seperation of church and state.
Welcome to the state were nothing?... is allowed...most of political incorrectness. no pun intented.

[woody]

Go on & kick your feet around the stalls up in the Mesabi and see where they end up.

Dontcha Know.

[RichP]

Wide stance in a $hitter, hmmmm, which way were his toes pointing ?