A little joke

[Ironmen77]

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he

went before the Congregation and asked for a raise.

after much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever

the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and

the congregation decided to hold another meeting to

discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and

bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children

were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd,

"Children are a gift from God," he said and silence

fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice

said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it,

we wear rubbers."

And the congregation said, "Amen."

[XJ Samo]

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"

The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

The man says, "And the Viagra?"

"Keeps him from falling out of bed."