Drunken Dialing 101.

[Captain Ron]

1,) Drunken Dialing only works if the phone you use does too.

2.) Drunken Dialing works better West to East. It's a time thing.

3.) You know your Drunken Dialing call was really effective if the entire Chapter gets in a public fight about it, people meet to fight it out in person, and national locks down your thread documenting the entire affair. Cracker and Dumptruck can chime in here at anytime. But, only if you blame it on Remi.

4.) If YOU can understand what YOU are saying, then it's far too early to be calling others.

5.) Walking around with a Breath analyzer is gay, and it's not a reliable indicator to use for determining when to Drunken Dial.

6.) If you can't manage to blow at least a 1.8% on said analyzer, blow harder, although, it may still not improve the quality of your Drunken Dial.

7.) Caution is prudent during a Drunken Dialing call if you are going to start gay bashing. The other phone may get handed to the very person you're bashing, mid call. Now all of your threads are gonna get locked.

8.) If you are a 107 years old, and really horny, a Drunken Dial is not the best solution for relief. Your phone doesn't like it, and the call may continune. The person on the other phone won't appreciate the visual, although, at least, they're not using your phone.

:D

Good to hear from you jokers. Keep the mud on the outside, and have fun.

--ron

[woody]

Wake my baby and it's on, buddy luv

[Blaine B.]

Is this a drunken post?

[CanMan]

You got to fill in the blanks, and Ill answer. :D

_53-3_2-3_0_

[WaXJ_Skier]

sweet! I'm having a party Sunday night I might have to make use of this :cheers: :callme:

or was that

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :callme:

[woody]

Is this a drunken post?

LMAO... mine was!

Nobody woke my baby, she woke me @ 0700 for a bottle and diaper change. She's back to sleep now... so I'm off the Grandpa hook for a bit.

I ought to give Ron a call, it's aprox 0530 Cali-time. :callme:
"Good Morning, Sunshine!"

#2 works great in the morning... it's a east>west thing then.

[Captain Ron]

...
"Good Morning, Sunshine!"
...

You've been talking to my employees. That's exactly what one of my guys said this morning, at 5AM, on Saturday. :D

Somehow, I don't think the AM thing would work as well, East to West or otherwise. Although, hung over, one would certainly not make much sense to anyone, any laughter could be painful at that time.

The story is this: The MWC in Attica for MI called. Somehow, they didn't sound nearly as drunk as we do out here when we get going, but they made the best effort. Brianho kinda saved the whole thing for them, he really got going good. Although, he got going on Scrappy.

I handed the phone to Scrappy mid rant. :D

--ron

[lesslimited]

I don't remember anything, but I know I need a new phone...
http://www.midwestxj.org/forum/images/smilies/drunk.gif

[WaXJ_Skier]

can I have some numbers I'm getting crunk tonight

[BRIANHO13]

You've been talking to my employees. That's exactly what one of my guys said this morning, at 5AM, on Saturday. :D

Somehow, I don't think the AM thing would work as well, East to West or otherwise. Although, hung over, one would certainly not make much sense to anyone, any laughter could be painful at that time.

The story is this: The MWC in Attica for MI called. Somehow, they didn't sound nearly as drunk as we do out here when we get going, but they made the best effort. Brianho kinda saved the whole thing for them, he really got going good. Although, he got going on Scrappy.

I handed the phone to Scrappy mid rant. :D

--ron

I do what I can, probably meant every word:D .

Sean ended up taking his phone away from me:tear: .

[RTicUL8]

You got to fill in the blanks, and Ill answer. :D

_53-3_2-3_0_

Lemme make it easier for the drunkos...

253-332-380* :thumbup:

I also know his address, dob, beer of choice...etc.
your favorite color is either black or red...am I right?

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Mr. C: You should know better that to give a nerd a challenge. ;)


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[macgyvr]

I remember phones getting passed around the campfire...

I remember talking in them...

But I have no clue what I said...

or if it was voice mail or a real person...

mac 'its called a PBT' gyvr

[olympic4x4tech]

Ron that was great. Too bad I only have remi's number. I think ive called him to come take one for the team when there a fat woman at the bar with hot friends.

[red91]

Lemme make it easier for the drunkos...

253-332-380* :thumbup:

I also know his address, dob, beer of choice...etc.
your favorite color is either black or red...am I right?

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Mr. C: You should know better that to give a nerd a challenge. ;)


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cant be too hard....go to the election page...google his name...you have his town then more than liekly....off you go from there....:D


ELI...you idiot...although if someone really wanted to they wouldn't have needed the numbers you gave them...I think your trying to bait someone into calling you...

:smootch:

[CanMan]

ELI...you idiot...although if someone really wanted to they wouldn't have needed the numbers you gave them...I think your trying to bait someone into calling you...

:smootch:

Just seeing if some computer nerd could figure it out. And at that it happened. :rolleyes:

Shit, the * is a 9, I live in WA. I was born on the 27th of Jan, beer of coice is Coors light, and my favorite color is black.

Anything else? :D

[xDUMPTRUCKx]

[COLOR=navy]1Cracker and Dumptruck can chime in here at anytime. But, only if you blame it on Remi


damint i cant believe i just barely saw this thread........well you said anytime........months later okay? :D

[karstic]

Seeing that we have an event going on this week is there cell service near Dinkey Creek?

[Captain Ron]

Seeing that we have an event going on this week is there cell service near Dinkey Creek?

Believe me, if there were service, everyone here would have known.

I had to leave, drive back to VC, and work for a few days...

Just so I could catch up on some sleep and flush the liver.

:D

--ron

[karstic]

Believe me, if there were service, everyone here would have known.

I had to leave, drive back to VC, and work for a few days...

Just so I could catch up on some sleep and flush the liver.

:D

--ron

Pay phone? I'll bring the calling card.

[GSequoia]

Don't worry everybody.

I've called every provider of sat. phone service and had Captain Wrong blacklisted.

NAXJA is safe.... For now.

[LBEXJ]

Ron ... somehow I am just now reading your advise here.

Please note that rum has a strange affect on my humor.

Les :anon: