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empire43
June 1st, 2007, 00:18
if you could fight any celeb who would it be?
CanMan
June 1st, 2007, 00:32
Chuck Liddell. Id take that ass whoopin with pride. :D
Seriously though, Russell Crowe.
XJ Dreamin'
June 1st, 2007, 00:34
Ellen Barkin. I'd let her win :D
WaXJ_Skier
June 1st, 2007, 00:36
Chuck Norris
empire43
June 1st, 2007, 00:36
carrot top
Blaine B.
June 1st, 2007, 00:40
Rosie.
dphillips
June 1st, 2007, 04:57
X2 on Rosie!
How about Terel Owens,just for being a punk bitch.
WaXJ_Skier
June 1st, 2007, 05:05
How about Terel Owens,just for being a punk bitch.
Thems fightin words there. TO gonna whoop yo @$$.
dphillips
June 1st, 2007, 05:10
He's too much of a cry baby to whoop anyone.
:rattle:
Kittrell
June 1st, 2007, 05:11
Chuck Liddell. Id take that ass whoopin with pride. :D
Seriously though, Russell Crowe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXfs9f5-l3o
XJ&CHZ4ME
June 1st, 2007, 05:37
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie....and then I would actually step back and let them fight...and tear off their clothes and then "accidentely" fall into the kiddy pool full of baby oil and then wrestle around some more.....Whew!! now what were we talking about?? :shocked:
Stumpalump
June 1st, 2007, 05:37
carrot top
I met carrot top in an airport cafe at like 7 am last year. He was alone drinking coffee so i walked up and asked if he was carrot top and he shook his head like oh god it's to early for this. So I asked him if it was too early for a joke and he said no. I told him the one about the mexican girl with short legs and he cracked up and seemed real cool. He has big arms and that goofy hair is real. But he seemed allright, normal and pleasant off stage.
Matthew Currie
June 1st, 2007, 06:14
Mud wrestling with Salma Hayek.
8Mud
June 1st, 2007, 06:18
Mud wrestling with Salma Hayek.
I'll fight you for first shot.
WaXJ_Skier
June 1st, 2007, 06:24
if its mud wrestling I want a shot @ Natalie Portman
GrimmJeeper
June 1st, 2007, 07:44
Steve Urkel
MudDawg
June 1st, 2007, 07:50
Jolene Blalock....and it would be illogical to put up any resistance. :smootch:
RTicUL8
June 1st, 2007, 07:52
stephen hawking
...he could probably make my brain pop just by staring at me!
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1985xjlaredo
June 1st, 2007, 08:00
Have to be Barack Hussein Obama, or for that matter I'll fight any left wing muslim who thinks he is going to run our Country!
Support our Troops.....Buy American!
XJ Dreamin'
June 1st, 2007, 08:03
Sigourney Weaver, but she'd kick my a$$. I'd just jump on and puppy hump her leg until she kicked me off. I'd be worth it :laugh3:
steelmen
June 1st, 2007, 09:04
Have to be Barack Hussein Obama, or for that matter I'll fight any left wing muslim who thinks he is going to run our Country!
Support our Troops.....Buy American!
i would fight you for just saying stupid shit like that
MudDawg
June 1st, 2007, 09:09
stephen hawking
...he could probably make my brain pop just by staring at me!
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He has survived Lou Gehrig's disease longer than anybody on record...and he keeps working with no control of his body besides his eyes and one corner of his mouth....now thats determination.
Blaine B.
June 1st, 2007, 10:09
http://z.about.com/d/autorepair/1/0/B/A/78227143.gif
I think that's it, the other one without the additional idler pully below the P/S pump is for the older engines without a real tensioner.
XJ Dreamin'
June 1st, 2007, 10:27
http://z.about.com/d/autorepair/1/0/B/A/78227143.gif
I think that's it, the other one without the additional idler pully below the P/S pump is for the older engines without a real tensioner.
What the he...Is that...yeah, I think it is...whoa whoa WTF! Tech!! Tech in the OT Forum!!! Ahhhhhh.......whew. Ok. I'm over it, now :shiver: I'll be alright.
GrimmJeeper
June 1st, 2007, 10:43
What the he...Is that...yeah, I think it is...whoa whoa WTF! Tech!! Tech in the OT Forum!!! Ahhhhhh.......whew. Ok. I'm over it, now :shiver: I'll be alright.
is that a sneaker lacing diagram? or dual exhaust routing? :dunno:
:D
98XJSport
June 1st, 2007, 11:04
Thats how you properly route the laces on your sneakers to make sure all of your lace driven accessories operate properly. As you can see these are top end shoes, with AC, constant 12V power. And for the avid hiker, power walking pump, water pump and fan. And for the slacker, the ever popular idler :D
GSequoia
June 1st, 2007, 11:27
i would fight you for just saying stupid shit like that
x2
Besidea, Obama isn't Muslim anyway. That is just a smear campaign put out to get knee jerk xenophobic scared little people to steer clear of him.
RichP
June 1st, 2007, 11:28
Hmm, I thought it was a map of the orgy.....
GSequoia
June 1st, 2007, 11:50
Hmm, I thought it was a map of the orgy.....
No Rich.
The map of hte orgie between you, Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnald, and the cast of The Biggest Loser would be much larger.
Blaine B.
June 1st, 2007, 11:57
Damnit, I replied to the wrong thread with that pic!
Ban me.
CanMan
June 1st, 2007, 12:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXfs9f5-l3o
Exactly why. Saw that episode the other night. :D
XJ Dreamin'
June 1st, 2007, 13:04
Damnit, I replied to the wrong thread with that pic!
Ban me.
That's what you get for opening multiple windows of NAXJA. In order to avoid potential embarrassment, please constrain yourself to one instance of NAXJA at a time. Even NAXJA can be too much of a good thing :D
empire43
June 1st, 2007, 14:46
No Rich.
The map of hte orgie between you, Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnald, and the cast of The Biggest Loser would be much larger.
:twak: bad image in my head what are you thinkin:gag:
RichP
June 1st, 2007, 17:50
No Rich.
The map of hte orgie between you, Kathy Bates, Rosie O'Donnald, and the cast of The Biggest Loser would be much larger.
As long as I can tape it and sell it to beej... outta be good for a new 08 4 door rubicon...
Blaine B.
June 1st, 2007, 21:26
Jane Fonda too.
rocknxj
June 1st, 2007, 21:37
If I may bring this thread back to the question....I'd like to fight Jessica Alba. Only if I lose, though. I want Jessica to beat me like a bad dog.
DrMoab
June 1st, 2007, 22:55
I would like to see that POS lawyer with TB go to jail, get stuck in the same cell with Paris Hilton and watch him beat the shit out of her.
Actually I would like to see anyone beat the shit out of her until she isn't wasting our precious air anymore.
Blaine B.
June 1st, 2007, 23:00
I'd let her waste my air.
EvanH
June 1st, 2007, 23:02
The kid from Sixth Sense. Creepy little son of a bitch!!!
DrMoab
June 1st, 2007, 23:02
I'd let her waste my air.
sorry you feel that way.
It helps explain why the world is going to hell in a hurry. I would like to see her face smashed to a bloody pulp.
She is a waste of usable food.
WaXJ_Skier
June 1st, 2007, 23:05
sorry you feel that way.
It helps explain why the world is going to hell in a hurry. I would like to see her face smashed to a bloody pulp.
She is a waste of usable food.
x2 she failed @ making porn and at about everything else she has tried.
DrMoab
June 1st, 2007, 23:08
x2 she failed @ making porn and at about everything else she has tried.
She is famous for doing nothing.
Why do people even care?
DansGreyMj
June 1st, 2007, 23:16
She is famous for doing nothing.
Why do people even care?
for some reason people find her attractive, and i would like to know why.
WaXJ_Skier
June 1st, 2007, 23:39
She is famous for doing nothing.
Why do people even care?
I don't usually but I get a good laugh sometimes when I hear about some of the shit she tries to pull.
WaXJ_Skier
June 1st, 2007, 23:41
for some reason people find her attractive, and i would like to know why.
I'd like to know too. But I have this thing about Blondes, mainly they do nothing for me.
DansGreyMj
June 1st, 2007, 23:53
i figured it out its cuz her face is too wide for her beady eyes and she has no meat on her bones
empire43
June 2nd, 2007, 00:02
i figured it out its cuz her face is too wide for her beady eyes and she has no meat on her bones\
someone likes the fat chicks.....:loveu:
POLAR_JEEP_04
June 2nd, 2007, 00:09
that fat bitch rosie! she doesnt know when to stop!
cjben
June 2nd, 2007, 06:06
I'd like to know too. But I have this thing about Blondes, mainly they do nothing for me.
Yeah,I can relate to that. mine did something for me. imprisoned me for five years and then freed me finally. now all i have is the payments to remind me of her,and the ability to go to the garage,work on the jeep any time i want,wheel any time i want,go fishing,hunting,camping,spend time with the kids any time i can. wait...maybe it was a good thing she did:)
DrMoab
June 2nd, 2007, 07:51
someone likes the fat chicks.....:loveu:
You don't have to like fat chicks to say someone is too skinny.
evil dead
June 2nd, 2007, 08:27
I would fight nickleback the whole band and double on chad kroeger afterwards I' pee on him just for destroying music
i hat the whole Defalt THeory of a Nickleback vein of clones:gee:
oh and jessica alba and halle berry in a tub of Jell-o, just for kicks
DansGreyMj
June 2nd, 2007, 09:49
You don't have to like fat chicks to say someone is too skinny.
i agree x a million
EvanH
June 2nd, 2007, 10:03
She is slutty, that is why people like her... I think. I don't think she has failed at eveything she has tried though. Doesn't she have her own clothing line and maybe a fragrance line or is that the other one??? She also has her own show. She has not failed at keeping in the media.
GrimmJeeper
June 2nd, 2007, 12:00
oh and jessica alba and halle berry in a tub of Jell-o, just for kicks
best answer yet! :D:D:D:D:D:D
beav350
June 2nd, 2007, 12:07
Tom Cruise, then flip the damn couch over on top of him. Penelope Cruz over Nicole Kidman?! What a clown...
David Caruso, Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage, Oasis, Fabio, Britney Spears and Little John for being the worst at what they do and not realizing it. Screw 'em....
Scott Mac.
June 2nd, 2007, 16:00
The kid from Sixth Sense. Creepy little son of a bitch!!!
http://www.fototime.com/{2FC4D6D9-B507-420B-AEEC-6AE306C48B96}/picture.JPG
Blaine B.
June 2nd, 2007, 17:42
No seconds for Jane Fonda??
GrimmJeeper
June 2nd, 2007, 17:48
No seconds for Jane Fonda??
yea she used to be hot, but i wouldnt want seconds :puke:
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