Ramsey
May 31st, 2007, 14:03
There was this one time back in '99 I was sitting around on this hill enjoying the breeze and my autographed copy of Dermit's Indispensible Guide to Fluids when suddenly my field phone rang!
It was Major General Norton on the horn, old Snortin' Norton himself!
And he said to me, "Staff Sargent Ludwig, my coffee is cold. What are you planning to do about it?"
So even though he was 14,000 yards away I knew what to do 'cause I had my trusty old 9.938 McGoldensmokin Snippershot 309 with a calibrated teleoscoptical peeper right there at my side. So I just moved up a few yards to account for the headwind from the south east-west and squeezed off a round.
Guess you know what happened next.
As that round traversed the distance between the smoking end of my mighty rifle barrel and the major general's insulated coffee cup it lost momentum until at the very end of it's trajectory path it simply dropped like a lead lump of sugar into the major general's cup, warming it up nicely without spilling a drop.
You know, it's been copied and imitated and though it's been tried you just can't duplicate a genuine McGoldensmokin Snippershot.
It was Major General Norton on the horn, old Snortin' Norton himself!
And he said to me, "Staff Sargent Ludwig, my coffee is cold. What are you planning to do about it?"
So even though he was 14,000 yards away I knew what to do 'cause I had my trusty old 9.938 McGoldensmokin Snippershot 309 with a calibrated teleoscoptical peeper right there at my side. So I just moved up a few yards to account for the headwind from the south east-west and squeezed off a round.
Guess you know what happened next.
As that round traversed the distance between the smoking end of my mighty rifle barrel and the major general's insulated coffee cup it lost momentum until at the very end of it's trajectory path it simply dropped like a lead lump of sugar into the major general's cup, warming it up nicely without spilling a drop.
You know, it's been copied and imitated and though it's been tried you just can't duplicate a genuine McGoldensmokin Snippershot.