fubar XJ
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- Bothell, WA
So I picked one of these up used awhile back, got it for $125. Seemed like a good deal, swing-away tire carrier had been cut off, but the arm and hinge were intact. After probably fifteen hours of scraping and sanding rust and re-painting it, it looks good. So I install it over the weekend, had to cut away the sheet metal over the "frame" hole in the XJ rear to allow the inserts to go in. Then I had to elongate the holes on the "frame" bottom to match up with the weldnuts on inserts. Then I had to push, pull, and otherwise cajole the center section of the bumper to get the four main bolts through from the bottom. What a PITA, but I'm thinking I'm almost done, right?
Well, whomever designed the wraparound end pieces is a piece of tainted human excrement. Had to remove the rear taillights to access the little triangular area to even get a wrench back there on the upper two allen bolts that hold the ends on. Also had to super-glue the washers to the nuts and tape the nuts to a box end wrench to get them to stay in so I could get them back in there. The lower two on each side were a bit better to access. had to bump, push, pull, and hammer the ends to line them up so the swingarm latch lined up with the hole. Okay, I'm done, right?
Wrong. I look at the boxed ends of the wraparounds in the wheelwell, they're sitting about two inches from the rear tires. Now I'm going to have to cut them off and weld in a new box plate if I want any tire clearance, in addition to building a new tire carrier since some crusty piece of filth cut the original one off.
In the end, the time and effort I've spent on this POS would have been better spent buying a bumper that's not so farked up that the company still manufactures it.
I feel like killing someone right now, but the only worthy candidate is myself for buying this jungle-gym looking abortion in the first place.
How's your day going?
Well, whomever designed the wraparound end pieces is a piece of tainted human excrement. Had to remove the rear taillights to access the little triangular area to even get a wrench back there on the upper two allen bolts that hold the ends on. Also had to super-glue the washers to the nuts and tape the nuts to a box end wrench to get them to stay in so I could get them back in there. The lower two on each side were a bit better to access. had to bump, push, pull, and hammer the ends to line them up so the swingarm latch lined up with the hole. Okay, I'm done, right?
Wrong. I look at the boxed ends of the wraparounds in the wheelwell, they're sitting about two inches from the rear tires. Now I'm going to have to cut them off and weld in a new box plate if I want any tire clearance, in addition to building a new tire carrier since some crusty piece of filth cut the original one off.
In the end, the time and effort I've spent on this POS would have been better spent buying a bumper that's not so farked up that the company still manufactures it.
I feel like killing someone right now, but the only worthy candidate is myself for buying this jungle-gym looking abortion in the first place.
How's your day going?