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ECKSJAY
July 17th, 2006, 17:00
...are top-notch. :D

They enjoy busting little kids who are driving their parents' cars and doing stupid things with them. I like to point and laugh as I drive by, enjoying my low insurance rates.

It pays to be a good citizen. :sunshine:

imma honky
July 17th, 2006, 17:02
...are top-notch. :D

They enjoy busting little kids who are driving their parents' cars and doing stupid things with them. I like to point and laugh as I drive by, enjoying my low insurance rates.

It pays to be a good citizen. :sunshine:
Old phart....
Those poor kids were just having a little fun, then you had to turn scrooge on em?
GJ!
Got any details of the crime?

CanMan
July 17th, 2006, 17:04
Kent cops are teh suck. Pacific cops are top notch. They even bust me for stupid stuff. :thumbup:

Lawn Cher'
July 17th, 2006, 17:04
I used to get speeding tickets. Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

But I was speeding. Now I don't speed anymore. The tickets worked.

imma honky
July 17th, 2006, 17:05
I used to get speeding tickets. Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

But I was speeding. Now I don't speed anymore. The tickets worked.
I speed. Only where Iknow there aren't any cops.

Lawn Cher'
July 17th, 2006, 17:07
I speed. Only where Iknow there aren't any cops.

I just switched to a less speedy vehicle.

RichP
July 17th, 2006, 17:18
I let the other guy speed, then keep him in sight, kinda like trolling, he sucks the radar trap troopers out of the woods for me...:angel:

imma honky
July 17th, 2006, 17:22
I let the other guy speed, then keep him in sight, kinda like trolling, he sucks the radar trap troopers out of the woods for me...:angel:
I do that on the highways and intardstates. Stay about 500 ft back and coast.

RichP
July 17th, 2006, 17:36
The cops in my hometown !?!?!? Hmmmm, we don't have any :D The PA state police cover us, they do a good job though they do take 30-50 min to show up, so if you shoot some one it better be a rightous shoot or they'll get ya...
Then again this is an area that can turn out a thousand armed citizens in the blink of an eye...
They do have this really annoying habit of showing up at the most inopportune times though and gigging you for stupid stuff... I'd love it if they would sit in my driveway and just nail people blowing the stop signs on my 4 way corner but Nooooo they gotta be sitting there when I drag my sons YJ home on a strap and it get 'the eye' for not having a proper tow device :D :D but no ticket :sunshine:

Matthew Currie
July 18th, 2006, 15:58
I let the other guy speed, then keep him in sight, kinda like trolling, he sucks the radar trap troopers out of the woods for me...:angel:

Doesn't always work, though. I got busted once doing that. Asked the kop why me? He said it's easier to catch the last guy in line.

imma honky
July 18th, 2006, 16:16
Doesn't always work, though. I got busted once doing that. Asked the kop why me? He said it's easier to catch the last guy in line.
I've seen em pull over up to 6 cars before.....
I hate the bridge traps over the river in carolina. That's a dirty move they pull towards the end of the month.

RichP
July 18th, 2006, 17:10
I've seen em pull over up to 6 cars before.....
I hate the bridge traps over the river in carolina. That's a dirty move they pull towards the end of the month.

Southern cops have turned the speed trap into an art form....

Ronbo
July 18th, 2006, 18:05
Southern cops have turned the speed trap into an art form....

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"And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamndest pursuee I've ever pursued."

:)
-Ron