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bjoehandley
July 13th, 2006, 13:40
Body: girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

rock rash
July 13th, 2006, 13:44
hahahaha!

i was wondering where that was going. thats funny!!!

bjoehandley
July 13th, 2006, 13:49
This could be a time where a death sentence could be humane........

Weasel
July 13th, 2006, 13:50
heard that before, different version though. boy gets the family pack cause he thinks the sister may want some she's giving him that look and flashing him, ect. Then the mom's good looking and might want some too. Then finds out the dad is the pharamist.

shimmy
July 13th, 2006, 18:41
that is awesome!

riverfever
July 13th, 2006, 19:05
Nice.

Ramsey
July 13th, 2006, 20:03
lawlerskates

Chero-King
July 13th, 2006, 20:23
ahaha

dmillion
July 14th, 2006, 08:19
Yeah. First time I heard that joke was about 30 years ago, but it's still funny.

IcedXJ
July 14th, 2006, 09:36
hahaha, I picture rosey cheeks and wet pants for that guy. Either that or it would be blood after dad beats after they eat.

NorCalChris
May 15th, 2012, 19:42
to the top!

rweaver138
May 15th, 2012, 20:16
nice revival