Our man Flynt

[Erik]

So I was catching up on the news after returning from the Swamp trip, when I hear that Larry Flynt has thrown his hat into the CA Gov. race. I think that this is a perfect opportunity for the people of CA to make a bold statement regarding the state of politics and politicians. I mean that if you really think that all politicians are scum, then what better candidate is there? Just look at his qualifications: He’s fiscally conservative (doesn’t want to raise taxes), he produces porn, and for you ultra-conservatives out there there’s just no way that he’ll be messing around with any interns. I’m thinking of moving back to CA just so that I can vote for him. Plus it’s closer to the trails. Anyway, Larry for Gov!

[Tucker]

Gallegher is running too ... could be a close race. The Governator dropped out. Rumor has it he'll be back.

[Cottontail]

I heard some porn star was going to run also. Her platform was getting guns off the street. If you turn in a firearm, you get a porn film in return.

Crazy, I know, but I heard it on the news this morning!

[Beezil]

didn't they say california was supposed to crack off and fall in the ocean one of these days?

ya know, the only thing that will suck about that, is trying to figure out how to position 49 stars on the flag symetrically.....

[ChEwBaCcA]

I was ready to go on a rant, but Ill stop.

To be honest Larry Flint could do a better job than Gov. Grey Out Davis and his leftist clowns. Theyve burried that state in Debt and they cant even afford to keep the lights on.

Its the greatest example of flawed leftist thinking this country has ever seen! I say let them run it completely into the ground and the surronding republican states can come in and forclose on all the land.

Way to go fruit and nut libs in CA!

Regards
Chewy

[sidriptide]

add Arnold schwartzenhoosier to the field as well...now see what a dangerous precedent old ronnie reagan set?? my vote is for still with larry...
mike

[Lupine]

Me for governor. Me.

[woody]

I'd vote for ya Lupine

:cheers:

[CRASH]

I wouldn't. :D

CRASH

[Lupine]

Well, FINE. I wouldn't vote for YOU, either. You're just mad cause I like Schwartzenegger.

I've said it a hundred times, and I'll say it again. There is NO WAY a right wing conservative Republican will be elected governor in Kalifornia. NO WAY.

[Beezil]

gary coleman for gov.

[CRASH]

There's also a porn star running. Her platform? A gun turn-in program, for every gun you turn in, you get a free porn video/DVD.

Make love, not war.

CRASH

[CRASH]

Well, FINE. I wouldn't vote for YOU, either. You're just mad cause I like Schwartzenegger.


I don't trust anyone that would marry a Kennedy.

CRASH

[Lupine]

Does it add points if he was unfaithful? :D

[CRASH]

After that many steroids, does the driveshaft even turn anymore?

Doubtful.

CRASH

[woody]

sounds like y'all have an internal issue to work out

[CRASH]

Yes, my wife's head is internally, and eternally, fawked up.

CRASH

[woody]

Don't matter...you both claim to be scientists.. hoydya get rid of hiccups? I have a case and cant shake em...

Help!

[JJ13]

get a glass of water and bend over and drink 3 BIG swallows from the opposite side of the glass...works every time:D

[GSequoia]

JJ13 forgot something there Woody..that trick doesn't work unless you're doing it in a public place :D

Also, might help to have hte wifey take pictures and post them on NAXJA.

[JJ13]

I was dead serious...it actually works. It takes a minute to get the hang of it though.

[Erik]

Schwartzenwhatever? OK, I give up. I can't top that. I'm going to put down the paper, turn off the TV, and head back to the woods. I'll still back my man Larry, although it may be worthwhile to take a look at the porn star Mandy and study her positions closely. Sorry I brought the whole thing up. Really. My bad. Vote Larry, and you'll be in like Flynt. See ya in the hills.

[Lupine]

Yo G - what pix? What the heck are YOU talking about? This ain't RPS, man.

[whoozey1953]

I can't wait for the left coast to float off and sink into the ocean....beachfront property for me!

[CRASH]

Beez,

Gary Coleman just dropped out, sorry.

CRASH

[Boatwrench]

I was thinking of running for Governor, Had the 60 signatures, but with three daughters in college and an XJ no money. Also the last minute campaigning would keep me away from Moab.
Tom

[Jump This]

Peter Uberoff (you figure how to spell his name!) The ex baseball comish. Also the head of the LA Olimpics...conservative Republican! With LOTS of money!
You know that if Arnold stays in the running (did someone say he dropped out?) He would win it.....not conservative enough for me but.....