husbands vs. wives...

[Beej]

If you walked into your office and saw a bolt lying on the floor underneath your pricey office chair, what would you do?

A. vacuum it up

B. try to figure out where it came from



If you answered 'A' you are probably a wife, not unlike my own.
If you answered 'B' you are probably a husband just as pissed off as me.

Excuse me while I go cut open the vacuum cleaner bag...
:mad:

[5-90]

I must have gotten lucky - my wife will pick it up and ask me what it is or what it came off of! Hell, she'll even run parts for me - provided I write down what I want first (my idea, not hers. If she comes back with the wrong goodies, it's my fault.)

She can also pay attention to her gages and the sounds her Jeep makes, and that saves me HOURS of work!

5-90

[CRASH]

Screw bolts, weld it. :D

[AJPulley]

This ranks up there for some of the funniest posts I've seen.

[Captain Ron]

C. I kicked it into the next guys cubicle. :D

--ron

[Darky]

This ranks up there for some of the funniest posts I've seen.
I think I got screwed...I didn'tget no audio with this post...I had to read it!!



;)

[RichP]

Me, I'd bring in a dozen bolts and randomly strew them around, I especially like to do that with small ones when one of the guys is putting a service kit in one of the big HP printers...got the building maintenance guy this past weekend with some O rings, put two extra down while he was replacing the hot water heater up in the dropped ceiling....:angel:

[red91]

If you walked into your office and saw a CANADIAN lying on the floor underneath your pricey office desk, what would you do?

A. call immigration

B. call the orkin man



If you answered 'B' you are probably a wife, not unlike my own.
If you answered 'A' you are probably a husband just as pissed off as me.



There ya go Beej.....

[Kittrell]

There ya go Beej.....

C. Leave it on the floor for the next poor S.O.B. to find...........:D

[Ralph]

Me, I'd bring in a dozen bolts and randomly strew them around, I especially like to do that with small ones when one of the guys is putting a service kit in one of the big HP printers...got the building maintenance guy this past weekend with some O rings, put two extra down while he was replacing the hot water heater up in the dropped ceiling....:angel:
I was a service tech for Xerox for 15 years. Adding screws would do nothing because we know how many and of what kind go where. Drive your buddy nuts by taking one while his back is turned. And not a common one that he'll have extras of in his tool bag. Let the show begin.

[XJ Jeepin Girl]

I was a service tech for Xerox for 15 years. Adding screws would do nothing because we know how many and of what kind go where. Drive your buddy nuts by taking one while his back is turned. And not a common one that he'll have extras of in his tool bag. Let the show begin.

Heh... I know exactly what you mean. I work at a printshop and we have the Xerox guys come in all the time. One time he lost a spring... oh, man. That was not a pretty sight. The guy had a fit. Luckily it was no one's fault, that we know of.

[planefixer]

I must have gotten lucky - my wife will pick it up and ask me what it is or what it came off of! Hell, she'll even run parts for me - provided I write down what I want first (my idea, not hers. If she comes back with the wrong goodies, it's my fault.)

She can also pay attention to her gages and the sounds her Jeep makes, and that saves me HOURS of work!

5-90

x2, mine's the same way.:thumbup:

[OT]

x2, mine's the same way.:thumbup:
Mine would pick it up, vacuum the area, then throw it away later......

[Rev Den]

Mine picks it up, puts it somewhere "safe", and forgets to ask me about it later.

Rev

[87manche]

Mine picks it up, puts it somewhere "safe", and forgets to ask me about it later.

Rev
and when I ask her she's totally forgotten about it and says
"what bolt?"

[Beej]

and when I ask her she's totally forgotten about it and says
"what bolt?" That's not too far off from mine.

She says "what's a bolt?"...

[Beej]

http://i3.tinypic.com/w1zre9.jpg

[OT]

:confused1

[Beej]

:confused1
Confused?
I found the damn bolt!

:D

[XJSpencer]

Confused?
I found the damn bolt!

:D

So, can you fix the chair now?...

Or isn't it from the chair?

[Beej]

So, can you fix the chair now?...

Or isn't it from the chair?
its fixeded...

[OT]

Confused?
I found the damn bolt!

:D
Sorry, that's the cookoo smiley, to me.