Fawking offshore outsourcing...

[jonboy]

It's almost 9pm, Sunday and I'm on the friggen phone with India cuz our company is giving jobs away. Bastid executives.

Just ranting....:gonnablow:gonnablow

[Kejtar]

It's almost 9pm, Sunday and I'm on the friggen phone with India cuz our company is giving jobs away. Bastid executives.

Just ranting....:gonnablow:gonnablow
How is the conversation going? From what I hear IT in India is cheap but there is a little tiny problem called communication breakdown that needs to be dealt with (and of course the suits seem to not realize it or plan for it).

[Bent]

Sent to me from a friend,

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."


Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am
ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."


Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at the help desk at a call center for computer
problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

[RichP]

Sent to me from a friend,

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."


Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am
ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."


Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at the help desk at a call center for computer
problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.


So you know him too huh, spoken to him many times....after 4 hours on the phone with him troublshooting a quickbooks recovery i ended up talking funny too..

[Fergie]

Would you like to try my Chutney slurpy?

[RichP]

Would you like to try my Chutney slurpy?

:puke: :passgas: :puke: :passgas: :puke: :passgas: :puke::passgas: :puke: :passgas:

[jonboy]

Mujibar now works at the help desk at a call center for computer
problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.I think he works with they guys I was on the phone with for 2 hours last nite :shiver:

[Fergie]

:puke: :passgas: :puke: :passgas: :puke: :passgas: :puke::passgas: :puke: :passgas:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/bergferg/Smilies/vollkotz.gif

[goodburbon]

Those guys piss me off, they don't understand that by the time I call them I have tried the first 5 things they will suggest.

and they will say

"But yes, you are to please do this for me now."

[Bent]

Would you like to try my Chutney slurpy?

Making people choke on their coffee is not very nice!

:D