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Bones
August 2nd, 2003, 22:18
Recent events and misinterpreted jabs have brought to light an issue that I think needs addressed. On the net it is hard to get a feel for the manner in which something said is actually intended. Often what leaves one person's key board as a joke becomes sharp words that hurt or incense when they reach someone else's monitor. Such seems to have been the case in a recent Ted Z post (http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7944&perpage=15&pagenumber=1).
Several people jumped in to defend Beezil nearly causing both a war between the states and a racial riot in the process.

What some don't realize is how close these two kids really are.

Growing up in a small Mormon town a bit off the beaten path
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Beezil and Ted Z are actually twin brothers of different mothers, though their lives have been very different.

Early on, it was plain to see that Beezil was very out going and (much to the disapproval of his parents) showed a desire for the flesh.
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On the other hand, Ted (or Lil' Roy as he was sometimes called) had few friends and seemed to keep to himself most of the time.
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This trend continued into early adolescence and while Ted genuinely tried to be more outgoing
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it was still clear that Beezil had the Mojo.
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As Beezil excelled in school and on the social scene, Ted floundered. Doctors and Psychiatrists alike pondered Ted's dysfunction. For many years Doctor's mistakenly thought that the problem lie in the boy's Mothers. Beezil's mom was the athletic type A personality
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while Ted's mom was the more passive and lazy type, preferring her "me" time over family interaction.
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This erroneous diagnosis and subsequent ineffective treatment only worsened Ted's strife. He tried to pattern himself after his successful brother and hold down a Job but it proved difficult, for while Beezil (on the right in this work time photo) had a career fighting for what he believed in
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Ted could not hold even the most remedial job.
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The best one could say about Ted is that he was always honest.
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Though Beezil did have a dark side that few knew about (shown here in one of Chicago's gay pride parades)
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and here in his version of running with the bulls,
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Ted's life on the streets was even darker. Destitute, Ted bounced from shelter to shelter picking up a meal and whatever clothes could be spared.
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It wasn't until a deep hypnosis session several years later in the prison Psych ward that Ted's problem was revealed. He had been incarcerated after having been fired from one of his many jobs. Ted had become angry when they let him go and stole the uniform. He went on a several day bender that led to his arrest. Seizing on Ted's arrest photo
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an astute Doctor picked up on the root of Ted's problem.

Though few knew it had even happened, Ted’s childhood trauma was of epic proportions, and had scarred him for his many years.
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With the proper diagnosis and treatment, Ted’s life began to improve. He was able to hold a job at the local Zoo for a time, though some of his medication made it hard for him to grasp all that went on around him.
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As Ted continued on his treatment he was able to meet the girl he was to marry.
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Even though he still had reservations when it came time to exchange vows,
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things seemed to go better during the honeymoon. In fact, one could say Ted jumped right in to his husbandly duties.
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While I would like to say all went well with Ted’s marriage, such was not the case. During a short relapse Ted’s wife ran off with his therapist. But there was good news as Ted (shown here at his low point)
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Was able to make a full recovery. He now owns his own chain of stores in the Southeast US.
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and is making a very good living.
He still remains very close to his twin brother Beezil who moved up north and opened his own business.
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and is marketing his own scented candle line on the side.
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The twins are reported to be very happy and still communicate daily right here on NAXJA, though sometimes their banter can and is misinterpreted. But no matter how sharp their comments may appear, those of us that know them can feel the love:smootch: .


I know this story probably made some want to
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For those folks and for those that didn’t like it or that I offended all I can say is




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Bones :skull1:
NAXJA #6

Kejtar
August 2nd, 2003, 22:27
LMAO ....... ok... correction ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bones..... lemme guess... you're bored?

Kejtar

Glenn B
August 2nd, 2003, 22:34
OMG!!! That was great!

I vaguely remember parts of that story, told some years ago around a camp fire up on Dead Horse park. I was not sure if it was true... the fatigue of piloting our jeeps around in the desert sun, then the beer around the campfire..... But seeing the story, and the pictures that go along with it do tend to make me believe that Beezils tale was indeed true.

Glenn

GSequoia
August 3rd, 2003, 00:03
All I have to say Bones is...Wow!

:D:D

YELLAHEEP
August 3rd, 2003, 03:03
Jeezus!!!! I really gotta quit checking out NAXJA while cruisin' around in my patrol car...... darn near wrecked it!!! Laughin' so hard I couldn't see thru the tears! My side hurts! Musta looked like a drunk driver!

Bones, you have a gift! Can't wait to see the "twins" replies to this!

burnsie
August 3rd, 2003, 05:45
:laugh: :roflmao: VERY VERY FUNNY!!! When I met Beez he tried to give me one of those candles :laugh3:.

4ward
August 3rd, 2003, 05:59
Hell, he tried to get me to make the candles for him. Flowers is his main manufacturing guy though.

Ted, I need a couple thousand rounds already belted up for an MG42, hook a brutha up. Oh yeah, need some 1800 for the trip too.

Bones, you da man stan- you da man.

Sean

JnJ
August 3rd, 2003, 06:23
HAHAHA that was great! :D

XJJPR
August 3rd, 2003, 06:47
Bones,

What a thing to wake up to on a early Sunday.

Just way to funny!

hinkley

FarmerMatt
August 3rd, 2003, 06:57
Worderful. Hell of a way to get up early in the mourning to go change water on a Sunday. I will pray for the twins in church today.

Matt

Beezil
August 3rd, 2003, 07:44
now THAT is what I call CREATIVE!

but I can't believe you decided to blow so many good funnypics on one post!

ChEwBaCcA
August 3rd, 2003, 10:55
That is by far the best post ever made on Naxja, Im still crying......

Chewy

Ted Z
August 3rd, 2003, 12:29
That had to be the funniest retort i have aever seen..... ROFLMAO

Backdraft
August 3rd, 2003, 13:32
My GAWD!!!!......my sides hurt, my face hurts and im sniffling and wiping tears from my eyes. Good thing it was about you guys. Your senses of humor are excellent.

Mike

Fore Wheeler
August 3rd, 2003, 13:55
that was great, using all those pics was like watching the grand finale on the 4th.

now with this new information, alot more makes sense now

Lincoln
August 3rd, 2003, 19:21
That was great!

RNMedic
August 3rd, 2003, 20:06
I now have to work on the jeep more and meet all you crackheads in MOAB, John

ILLXJ
August 3rd, 2003, 20:20
That made a bad night at work alot better!

Ralph
August 4th, 2003, 02:40
Thanks, Bones. That explains everything.

RR3

JeeperJeff
August 4th, 2003, 13:18
Oh, man, that was funny!
:laugh::laugh2::roflmao:

Kernel
August 4th, 2003, 15:13
thank you. i can go home now.

Jes
August 6th, 2003, 10:17
It all makes sense now. :D

Jes

BTW, how did I miss this one?!?

Rev Den
August 6th, 2003, 17:24
ROFLMFAO

Ted....now i am not so sure........

Rev

Jes
October 31st, 2003, 23:46
Back to the top for this classic. :cool:

Kejtar
October 31st, 2003, 23:48
Originally posted by Jes
Back to the top for this classic. :cool:

Wow... you really dug DEEP!

seanR
November 1st, 2003, 06:55
How in the heck did I miss that the first time around?

Ted Z
November 1st, 2003, 07:16
ROFLMAO

GSequoia
November 1st, 2003, 13:49
Good job bringing this one back up Jes, you get a gold star.

Beezil
November 1st, 2003, 14:20
he gets an ass-star

sidriptide
November 1st, 2003, 18:15
didnt styx write a song about bones ? "too much time on my hands.." this is a classic though...
mike

Backdraft
November 2nd, 2003, 12:10
Man, that was just as funny the second time around.


Mike

Rufies97XJ
November 2nd, 2003, 18:02
that was some funny sh1t!!

Lupine
November 3rd, 2003, 19:45
he gets an ass-star

Isn't that a chocolate starfish?

Jes
November 3rd, 2003, 20:01
I got yer chocolate starfish right here baby. :D

Jes

Beezil
November 3rd, 2003, 20:34
brown-eye

CRASH
March 23rd, 2004, 07:58
The recent influx of new members and new freeloaders requires that I bring this classic back from the dead.

CRASH

Beezil
March 23rd, 2004, 08:42
The recent influx of new members and new freeloaders requires that I bring this classic back from the dead.

CRASH

yeah, this is a great way to get all these people with high post counts that are not naxja members to send in thier membership dues.

you are a genius.

I'm going over to the members board right now to motion you for the membership coordinators position.

keep up the good work!

CRASH
March 23rd, 2004, 08:45
I'm a legend in my own mind.

CRASH

Beezil
March 23rd, 2004, 09:58
I'm a legend in my own mind.

CRASH

so selling naked pictures of me through naxja membership dues wasn't working?

good thing you aren't on commision, cause i don't think eagle is gonna be a good "but wait! there's more!" tactic........

CRASH
March 23rd, 2004, 10:50
so selling naked pictures of me through naxja membership dues wasn't working?

People were joining so I WOULDN't send over the pics.

CRASH - NAXJA pimp

Beezil
March 23rd, 2004, 10:58
People were joining so I WOULDN't send over the pics.

CRASH - NAXJA pimp

okay, gotcha.

"hey where's my naxja sticker?"

Backdraft
March 23rd, 2004, 19:40
People were joining so I WOULDN't send over the pics.

CRASH - NAXJA pimp

This is EXACTLY why I joined.......dont need no pictures of a nekkid Beez around here.


Mike

Beezil
March 23rd, 2004, 19:43
heather........

you might get your wish.

Fore Wheeler
March 24th, 2004, 06:42
Speaking of Ted, he hasn't been around sence he got married. Is there a connection there?????

Scott Mac.
March 24th, 2004, 14:59
Speaking of Ted, he hasn't been around sence he got married. Is there a connection there?????

He's been working two jobs to pay for his new maid.

FlexyJOE
March 24th, 2004, 17:25
Ouch!!! My side hurts....:) that is even funnier the second time around...


Joe

Ted Z
March 25th, 2004, 05:13
Thanx scott..... :yelclap:

Fore Wheeler
March 25th, 2004, 06:08
Ted, you are still alive.

How's the married life??????

Ted Z
March 25th, 2004, 06:26
Married life is wonderful.... As some may remember I was laid-off the week before the wedding. I didnt start really working again after the wedding until January 5th this year. I landed a new CAD Designer job at a wonderful company with excellent benefits and am just starting to climb back onto my feet........

Fore Wheeler
March 25th, 2004, 06:27
Married life is wonderful.... As some may remember I was laid-off the week before the wedding. I didnt start really working again after the wedding until January 5th this year. I landed a new CAD Designer job at a wonderful company with excellent benefits and am just starting to climb back onto my feet........


Excellent! glad to hear things are looking up.

CRASH
June 20th, 2005, 13:27
Oh my, random search term produced this gem!

CRASH

Kudzu
June 20th, 2005, 13:52
Oh my, random search term produced this gem!

CRASH
And its gone...:wave: