The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

[490Chaser]

Throw all these people in a room... Who would come out alive?

Edit: pole is up

it should be 13 men enter... one man leaves

[Glenn B]

probably the smell of Bruce Lee's decayed corpse would run them all out of the room. Hello!
:)

[OT]

Seriously, Norris would win.

[riverfever]

Well...I need to do some research on things before I cast my vote. I might even throw someone in that's not in the title. I can pretty much narrow it down to 2 or 3 if I come up with another. We ALL know that Mr. T is a puss that couldn't fight (or act) his way out of a wet paper sack.

What a dipstick:
http://i1.tinypic.com/noijwy.jpg

I gotta get back to ya on the rest of the field though.

[IntrepidXJ]

you forgot Jack Bauer :roll:

[Gil BullyKatz]

Pope John Paul II coulda mopped the ring with all of 'em...

but unfortunately...

It's all theoretical now.

[riverfever]

OK...I had to organize my thoughts. It didn't take long. First of all...I'm a little disappointed. The list sucks and they're all sisses ('cept you Terrie...you're all man).

Hogan's not even an actor.
Several of them are actors at best (Sly, Norris, Van Dork, Seaqueer, etc). Bruce Lee is the only one worthy of any type of recognition in that list. He's obviously a true warrior. A master. However, as much as I like to suit up in my Bruce Lee Underoos, you forgot one American icon. Damn you for overlooking my personal idol. Whhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


http://i1.tinypic.com/nojbyt.jpg

You're the man Nature boy!!!

[riverfever]

you forgot Jack Bauer :roll:

Please...I loved him in Young Guns but every time he talks on 24, he sounds like he's tryin' to push one through....unsuccessfully.

[prb24]

My vote goes to this guy. (http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/prb24/I%27llAccomadate.wav)

(right click/save as)

[mdl]

I vote for terry... that MWC croonie...

[Beej]

The Hulkster: big, probably pretty tough, but damn he's a brokedown fat, bald and goatee'd old man, sucka...

Bruce Lee: contrary to Steve Martin's assertions, dead men might be able to wear plaid, but they can't fight worth a shiznit, yo...

Mr. T: face it, the man's a shoe-in for the title...

Steven Seagal: okay, if it was a dramatic clothesline competition, this wannabe Japanese superhero might step it up, but dollars to donuts, he can't do jack anymore on account of the giant beer gut throwing out his centre of gravity...

Scott "The Hebrew Hammer" Fischer: I thought 'The Hebrew Hammer' was his porn name... :dunno:

Chuck Norris: yawn. I'm not even going to dignify this inclusion with an insult. Get real you homo...

Jean Claude Van Damme: I'm pretty sure that anything claiming to be from Belgium doesn't exist (http://zapatopi.net/belgium/)...

Sly Stallone: 5' 6", 135lbs. I'm pretty sure my cat could take him...

Okie Terry: I wouldn't put it past him. If he can get elected here, I'm pretty sure he can do anything...

John Wayne: come on, the guy was a card-carrying pedophile...

Chow Yun Fat: lots of carefully choreographed drama, no real chops...

He-Man: what do you expect a f**king cartoon to do? What are you, eight?

Arnold 'The Governator' Schwarzenegger: Lots of flash, no meaning...


T takes the title, hands down...

[OT]

Oh, shiznit!
I didn't even see myself on the list!

[IntrepidXJ]

Oh, shiznit!
I didn't even see myself on the list!

:roll:

[afd516]

Dick Cheney. He would just shoot them all. :laugh3:

[riverfever]

OK Beej...you can dance from The Nature Boy but you can't hide.

Bottom Line...Rick Flair IS world class and kickin' a$$.

[Beej]

Bottom Line...Rick Flair IS a world class sexually ambiguous transvestite who spends an inordinate amount of time checkin' out male a$$.
Fixded it fer yuh..

[Lincoln]

Oh, shiznit!
I didn't even see myself on the list!

I voted for you. Not because I really care if you would win or not, but just to see you get your butt kicked.

You potentially could be the last one standing. The others wouldn't consider you a worthy advisary beat each other down first. Who knows.

[Sniggs]

Bea Arthur
http://i1.tinypic.com/not56t.jpg

[riverfever]

Fixded it fer yuh..

Uhhhh...you, Sir, WILL BE going to hell for that. While down there...Rick will be beatin' yer a$$.

[Geepfreak]

http://images.snapfish.com/345%3C%3A39%3B%3A%7Ffp338%3Enu%3D3253%3E6%3B8%3E93 5%3EWSNRCG%3D323352925252%3Bnu0mrj


So I'm still a fan,, big deal...

:D
lastara

[riverfever]

http://i1.tinypic.com/notttc.jpg

[Kittrell]

This poll is incomplete without Will Sasso as Steven Segal. He gets my vote.

[casm]

This thread is rated

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For unbelieveable amounts of ghey by People Who Think That These Stupid Memes Need to Just F***ing Die.

[riverfever]

I guess that was him that him that I saw one night on Mad TV doing his skit. It was funnay but Rick Flair would punch him in the bread basket and then apply the figure 4 leg lock.

[riverfever]

This thread is rated

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For unbelieveable amounts of ghey by People Who Think That These Stupid Memes Need to Just F***ing Die.

I, for one, agree whole heartedly with Casm. The list does suck...behold the power of the Flair!

http://i1.tinypic.com/notx4x.jpg

[Kittrell]

I guess that was him that him that I saw one night on Mad TV doing his skit. It was funnay but Rick Flair would punch him in the bread basket and then apply the figure 4 leg lock.

The nature boy doesn't stand a chance.

http://www.bodyslamming.com/other/pics/sasso.jpg

[riverfever]

My hair lives vicariously through the Nature Boy.

[OT]

This poll is incomplete without Will Sasso as Steven Segal. He gets my vote.http://madaboutmadtv.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/stevenseagal.jpg

[Kittrell]

I'd also like to nominate Kenny Rogers

http://www.cartoonland.de/bilder/kenny_rogers_jackass.jpg

Download Server 1 (http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/kenny-rogers-jackass/)

[Beej]

Ric Flair?

Yeesh.

Who's next? The Ultimate Warrior? Grand Master Sexay? Road Dogg? Mankind Foley?

Lame...

[casm]

Who's next? The Ultimate Warrior? Grand Master Sexay? Road Dogg? Mankind Foley?


Big-G, because he's just thuper!

[Beej]

I think I'm going to have to register a schwack of AE's to pad the voting.

T's gonna win, by hook or by crook...

[casm]

T's gonna win, by hook or by crook...

T bueno. Just sick of dumbass intarmaweb memes spewing out ad infinitum.

[XJ_ranger]

Mankind Foley?

Mr.Socko and The Rock will kick your ASS!!

[Gridikal]

Bob Barker- that is all.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/gilmorecam.jpg

[rokclimbertx]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

not my vote but i think this should sway some votes...

[BrettM]

obviously you guys have not seen this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

the winner is unexpected, and you really can't argue

[Kittrell]

obviously you guys have not seen this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown

the winner is unexpected, and you really can't argue

Now THAT was funny...................:thumbup:

[casm]

obviously you guys have not seen this:

Yes, but far more relevant is http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php . Totally correct since 1999.

[mack]

i'll take "Rocky"

[RTicUL8]

Hinkley kicks butt!

:wave: Who here HASN'T gotten a post deleted by him?



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[yardape]

Ya'll are a bunch of sexist pigs. Gimmie Uma,... Uma Thurman aka "The Bride" in "Kill Bill" would suck the tongues and brains out of all those guys before they new what hit them and then slice n' dice 'em into tiny little pieces. Yes my vote is for Uma!

[Roxtar]

Fred Flintstone.
Fawker can stop a ten ton, rock wheeled car with his feet, walk a dinosaur on a leash, and still have energy to give Wilma some petrified wood at the end of the day.

Prehistoric bad-azz.

[490Chaser]

I'd also like to nominate Kenny Rogers

http://www.cartoonland.de/bilder/kenny_rogers_jackass.jpg

Download Server 1 (http://www.cartoonland.de/archiv/kenny-rogers-jackass/)


For what? The bat trick?




Ya'll are a bunch of sexist pigs.


Yeah... that's true




Listen... The Hulk would anihilate Ric Flair if they both were in thier prime. He's got like 6 inches and 60 pounds on Ric Flair. That is why the Nature Boy didn't make the list.

[Beej]

That is why the Nature Boy didn't make the list.I'm glad the 'Nature Boy' didn't make the list, being that he's neither natural nor a boy...

[Darky]

Apparently Beej and I are the only ones to vote for Mr T. I pity the foo who don't vote for T! I mean come on, he's the only black guy on the list. Years of oppression and discrimination would come boiling out of his fists like a train in the night, and level everyone in his path who wasn't black...

:D

[cherokee89]

I voted for Okie.

He could sneak around and kick all of their asses while they are distracted by his wife. :wave:

[Beej]

This poll is going to go on forever, isn't it?

T rules the roost.

Nuff said...

[OT]

T rules the roost.

Nuff said...
Thank you, plebe.

[0313]

I think Andre the Giant would kick all their asses.
http://www.andrethegiant.com/images/pictures/a25.jpg

(If he was still alive)

[OT]

I think Andre the Giant would kick all their asses.
http://www.andrethegiant.com/images/pictures/a25.jpg

(If he was still alive)
He was the best midget bowler I've ever seen, not that I condone that sport.

[490Chaser]

This poll is going to go on forever, isn't it?



Yes..... Muwahahaaaaaa!

[5-90]

www.stickdeath.com. There's something fun!

5-90

[Ed A. Stevens]

I cannot help it anymore, here is your winner ...

http://bobeinstein.com/images/tripledave%5B1%5D-adjusted.jpg

None of those wannabe daredevils, go for an icon.

I actually met this guy, with a kickboxer who sparred with Super Dave (a guy named Kimko who was in a feature with Super Dave). The comedy, the horror, the special effects ... Chuck can teach his "ABC's of self-defense" but he has never had a car land on him (with Super it was on TV and must be true).

;)

[jeepinandy]

I voted for Okie Terry..
Because when everyone has beaten everyone else into a pile of blood and guts in the middle of the ring Terry can just roll up on top of em in his Jeep..


wouldn't that be cool...

[riverfever]

Not one of you has even remotely considered the definite possibility that Rick Flair is a god. All of the other sissies in this "competition" (I use that term very loosely b/c The Nature Boy has never known ANY competition) can't hold a candle to Flair. He's a beautiful man who's been kickin' a$$ for.........a very long time.

[jeepinandy]

Not one of you has even remotely considered the definite possibility that Rick Flair is a god. All of the other sissies in this "competition" (I use that term very loosely b/c The Nature Boy has never known ANY competition) can't hold a candle to Flair. He's a beautiful man who's been kickin' a$$ for.........a very long time.


I do give props to Flair,,, even in his "age" he can still put on a great "show"
remember some of the matches with Cheif "Wahoo" Mcdanials(sp) and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine... CLASSIC that was when Wrestling wasnt such a "SHOW".. Now adays it's more of a soap opera...

EDIT and dont forget "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

[riverfever]

True dat Andy! Flair will beat that a$$ when the time comes. What's better than him cruching mere mortals is his strut. Whhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[jeepinandy]

LMAO I can remember doing the "strut" and slapping the figure 4 on some of my buddys as a kid after watching wrestling on Saturday mornings.....




OH the good ole days...

[riverfever]

EDIT and dont forget "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

So......

You THINK you wanna be a big shot? Everybody wants to be a big shot.....like Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Then he'd beat the snot outta them with the mic. I used to live for Sundays and wrestling at the Chase. In the 6th grade our teacher used to let those 5 or so that loved wrestling move all the desks and pretend to wrestle. We'd do the foot stomp punch and the neck slap. Then we'd run across the ring and make it look like we were bouncing off the ropes. Yeah.......we got all the chicks.

[Lincoln]

I cannot help it anymore, here is your winner ...

http://bobeinstein.com/images/tripledave%5B1%5D-adjusted.jpg

None of those wannabe daredevils, go for an icon.

;)

Super Dave RULES!

[raypla]

Chuck would stomp'em All.
http://screamingpickle.com/members/chucknorris/

[BRIANHO13]

Chuck Liddell UFC, he's too crazy not to win.

[riverfever]

Liddell Schmiddell stick stack stiddell...

[yardape]

Sorry guys,... even in the unlikely event that Chuck Norris was able to defeat Uma in battle, she'd come back from the dead, hunt him down, and with one fabulous kiss suck his insides out.

[Roxtar]

with one fabulous kiss suck his insides out.What a way to go.
Smiling and a hard on.

[raypla]

What about Lou Ferigno? "The Incredible Hulk" Get him pissed off and LOOK OUT :)

[490Chaser]

What about Lou Ferigno? "The Incredible Hulk" Get him pissed off and LOOK OUT :)


that's a good one. If I thought of him I probabaly would have bumped someone off.

He guy was so huge, that to be the hulk they painted his body, put on a wig, and told him to run around like a gorrilla. Wow.

[Beej]

Not one of you has even remotely considered the definite possibility that Rick Flair is a god. All of the other sissies in this "competition" (I use that term very loosely b/c The Nature Boy has never known ANY competition) can't hold a candle to Flair. He's a beautiful man who's been kickin' a$$ for.........a very long time. :rolleyes: Oh, here we go again...

For some reason, as a behaviourist, this piece here stands out to me: He's a beautiful man I wonder what this could mean?










:D

PS: T rules the roost sucka...

[riverfever]

You know I did that entirely for your benefit. Well...I try to provide a little comedy now and again. I realize I'm no Lawn Cher...but that goes without saying.

Back on topic.....

Rick flair would simply distract Mr. T with a difficult 5 letter word to spell and then quickly foot sweep him and then spray 2% milk in his eyes.

[Beej]

You know I did that entirely for your benefit. Well...I try to provide a little comedy now and again. I realize I'm no Lawn Cher...but that goes without saying.

Back on topic.....

Rick flair would simply distract Mr. T with a difficult 5 letter word to spell and then quickly foot sweep him and then spray 2% milk in his eyes.Flair can't count to five and can only pronounce single-syllable words with his goofy speech impediment. T would throw Flair over the hood of the nearest taxicab with one finger and then would drive over him in his van while shouting
'Eat ya milk and cookies, and stay in school sucka!'...

T rules. Flair couldn't beat the Iron Sheik with one camel-bustin' hand tied behind his robes...

[riverfever]

A low life thug like Mr. T has to do only one thing in order to get some bling bling...steal it from mommy's bedroom. Only a World Champion like Rick Flair earns his bling bling by whoopin' girly a$$ throughout the course of history. Can you argue with the fact that bling bling earned is twice as sweet as bling bling lifted? I didn't think so......sucka.

Ladies and gentleman.....The Nature Boy:
http://i1.tinypic.com/nv5ldl.jpg

[riverfever]

Just one question....

Is Mr. T a wheelin', dealin', kiss stealin', jet flyin', limousine ridin', son of a gun?

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[riverfever]

Another question....


I have NEVER seen "T" with any betties. T only hangs with likeminded street crooks wearing mommies jewels. Unless you consider the fellas from A Team (Face was actually a very handsome man...obviously nothing compare to the Nature Boy). I challenge to name a time where Rick Flair has not been ESCORTED by Valets of stripper status. I rest my case "foooo".

[Beej]

I'll admit that T is gay...

If you admit that Ric Flair's boa-wearing ass is trannier than Boy George and makes Freddy Mercury look like John Wayne...



T rules, Flair sucks and ya know it...
:D

[91Limited]

I'm surprised noone has mentioned Ted Nugent...

he would shoot an arrow through Rick Flair's face

[riverfever]

I'll admit that T is gay...
:D

Nice to see you finally coming to your senses Beej.

http://i1.tinypic.com/nv9mdj.jpg

[riverfever]

I'm surprised noone has mentioned Ted Nugent...

he would shoot an arrow through Rick Flair's face

Oh....someones got late arrival jokes eh?

[Darky]

that's a good one. If I thought of him I probabaly would have bumped someone off.

He guy was so huge, that to be the hulk they painted his body, put on a wig, and told him to run around like a gorrilla. Wow.
I saw a shot of him in the gym doing squats with something like 1000 pounds on the bar. The bar was bent in the middle because of all the weight on it...

[Beej]

I saw a shot of him in the gym doing squats with something like 1000 pounds on the bar. The bar was bent in the middle because of all the weight on it... Yeah, but the governator made him think he had a tiny wang with five words and made him choke on stage...

Flair's a lesbian, T rules all...

[BEVAN]

Bruce lee


Pwn3d A11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:party: :party:

[yardape]

You guys just don't get it. There really IS a reason God created the phrase "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."........ and Uma (aka The Bride) Thurman understands being scorned. And she has taken fury to a unreachable levels and she can deliver the sucking "Kiss of Death." And finally I will be the first in line to go. :wave:

[91Limited]

Oh....someones got late arrival jokes eh?

yeah actually i was just watching "surviving nugent"

good show, but yes, horrible comment

everyone ignore my first post

[OT]

Damn, Chuck is tough....
At least I'm not rivaled by Mr.T...

[riverfever]

Oh.....you're rivaled.