just a little funny

[Ramsey]

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty coke can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

[xjj33p3r]

Maybe we can get 14 pages out of this "touchy" thread too :D

[Bent]

3. "Hey do you have an empty coke can and some matches?"
:laugh3:

[Bent]

Maybe we can get 14 pages out of this "touchy" thread too :DGo to bed, dumb a$$!:paperwork

[5-90]

(not mine - excerpts from a poem by Paul Gilmartin. I think he also did one called "Undignified Ways to Die.")

"My mom has that dress."
"Mind if I hang out here until it's safe where I farted?"
"Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?"
"Think it's impressive now, this cold sore's just getting started!"
"Pardon me for asking, I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass..."

I'll see if I can remember more...

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