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[Scott Mac.]

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[Ted Z]

After the Nuclear blast all computer systems rendered useless.... Soldiers had to resort to simpler weapons...

[Bent]

Not until delivery of the first units did anyone at the Pentagon begin to question awarding the new "Smart Wepons" contract to Bubba Gump Aerospace.

[Beezil]

"The A-10 gets a new weapons system.......the DUDE guided machine gun"

[FitchVA]

hey guys, hold my beer and watch this. ok buddy, fire her up!!

[woody]

"Lieutenant Chumley departing on his first (and last) assignment as an Infantry CAS Liason with the USAF..."

[Kejtar]

Bomb the burbs errr I mean strafe them... strafe them!

[rust bucket xj]

in past the democrats cut military spending so the higher ups looked else where... today instead of dropping bombs they are testing a new weapon, the only weapon ever to be able to analyze the situation ladies and gentleman ... the redneck bomb he drops and shoots away

[TC]

I SWEAR General, I didn't even know you had a daughter!

[Cheropair]

New flight training methods will be used due to departmental cut-backs.......

or,

who took the last beer?

[XJ_MAC]

Gentlemen! With this new system we cut our cost on weapons AND engine development, because this unit combines them both. We also cut our costs on all those varied food rations. Just feed this unit a steady diet of beans and your jet is always fueled. The only issue left to solve is the intermittant nature of the engine. It only seems to work in bursts violent enough to send it rocketing into the stratophere and then it glides for several seconds while the fule pressure builds again. Our engineers are working on that though.

[Ed A. Stevens]

The Crew Chief offered to personally see to it that the guns would not jam on the next mission, and offered to improve the Pilot's target kill ratio as well. Believing in the creativity of his Crew Chief, the Pilot said "make it so" (in his best Star Trek Commander voice).

[Kernel]

smart bomb my a$$!

or

I said smart bomb, dumb a$$!

[Beezil]

great......

now Eds a trekkie.......

(thats not a caption, just an observation of the thread)

[Scott Mac.]

Originally posted by Beezil
great......

now Eds a trekkie.......

(thats not a caption, just an observation of the thread)

Kinda blows your whole Trekkie theory all to hell, doesn't it?

[Kejtar]

hey we all know Beez is a closet trekkie (with him being able to recognize all the small references)

[Bent]

Kejtar, leave poor Beez alone. He didn't point out that Ed was Quoting "Next Generation"

T ( I have a first amendment right to violate my fifth amendment right) BENT
:doh:

[Synister1]

Don't you hate budget cuts.

[Beezil]

Kinda blows your whole Trekkie theory all to hell, doesn't it?

no, it doesn't....

ed is a total nerd

[Ed A. Stevens]

Originally posted by Synister1
Don't you hate budget cuts.

So true ....


"The Military with Hillary ... in charge"

[Tom R.]

Realizing they forgot to pack the boresight equipment, the maintenance troops had to resort to alternate methods.
________________________________________________
Chief Senior Master Airman, E-11
USAF Retired (but will be called back to active duty at every conflict)
Special Ops, Special Olympics, Holiday Special on NBC, CBS, and ABC
Killed too many counter-counter-counter top terrorist to list
Ultra friggin top security clearance holder
Senior consultant on Green Berets and Apocolypse Now movies
Many other overly impressive accomplishments I'll dream up later
I'd tell you more, but I'd have to kill you

[WHEEL'er-DLR]

Mr. President, " choose the air force and leave the flying to us"

[Ralph]

"Hold still. How do you expect me to hit that apple off your head if you don't quit fidgiting?"

RR3