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5-90
April 5th, 2005, 23:05
Or just short women in general.
Bear in mind - I don't have anything against short women. I LOVE short women! It's just an observation that's been at the back of my mind, and reading the post on "Short Wife Syndrome" just brought it out (having a mind that works on "Free Association" can be a real pain...)
How many of you out there, fellas, are over 6' and have a wife/gf/so who is under 5'5"? Girls, how many of you are short with tall men?
I'm 6'3", she's 5'2", and we look like Mutt and Jeff whenever we go anywhere. On the upside, she does look cute as Hell in my clothes...
Just wondering. The mind, it wanders with age...
5-90
Grifter144
April 5th, 2005, 23:35
i stand in at 6' she is 5'4"..not to bad. i must agree damn sexy in my cloths.
CPl Maier
Ghost
April 6th, 2005, 05:54
Or just short women in general.
Bear in mind - I don't have anything against short women. I LOVE short women! It's just an observation that's been at the back of my mind, and reading the post on "Short Wife Syndrome" just brought it out (having a mind that works on "Free Association" can be a real pain...)
How many of you out there, fellas, are over 6' and have a wife/gf/so who is under 5'5"? Girls, how many of you are short with tall men?
I'm 6'3", she's 5'2", and we look like Mutt and Jeff whenever we go anywhere. On the upside, she does look cute as Hell in my clothes...
Just wondering. The mind, it wanders with age...
5-90
Step away from the glue! jkmy wife is about 5'5" and I'm right at 6' and she does not even like my jeep. Oh well maybe I'll do beter next time.
Dirk Pitt
April 6th, 2005, 07:30
I am 6', fiance is 5'1" (with shoes on).
2offroad
April 6th, 2005, 10:07
I'm 6'3" and my wife is 5'2". Watching her climb into the Jeep is funny.
Citat3962
April 6th, 2005, 10:17
You know I've noticed I always end up with ladies under 5'5 before this one..
Course she's only 5'6
I'm 6'1 and I definately like the clothes too big thing..
I prefer "Cute" chicks to ones that are generally regarded as hot..
5-90
April 6th, 2005, 12:54
I am 6', fiance is 5'1" (with shoes on).
Heels or flats? Just wondering - I had a g/f once upon a time that was 4'9"!
Fortunately, my wife A) likes her XJ, B) likes it better with the 30's we put on it recently, and C) is almost talked into a 2" BB kit...
5-90
Ludakris
April 6th, 2005, 13:03
I am just over 6'3" and my wife is at 5'6"
used to date a girl that was 5'9" ... hotty...
but usually go for short and cute... dated 4'10" once.... that was just too much of a differance.. but my mind was wandering :shhh: ....
Dirk Pitt
April 6th, 2005, 13:19
Heels or flats? Just wondering - I had a g/f once upon a time that was 4'9"!
Fortunately, my wife A) likes her XJ, B) likes it better with the 30's we put on it recently, and C) is almost talked into a 2" BB kit...
5-90
Flats, but she usually wears heels.
After Winterfest she said, "you need bigger tires and more lift."
She has a stock ZJ and loves it.
Fergie
April 6th, 2005, 13:33
Man, you guys make it sound like a have a giant for a wife.
I'm 6' even, and she is 5'9.5" or so.
Fergie
Gil BullyKatz
April 6th, 2005, 14:18
I'm 5'5" and I've dated chicks that were 5'10" and 6"...
I've also dated chicks that were 4'10"...
Don't make no difference brutha...
Itzaaaaaaaaaaaallgood....
:D
holyfield1799
April 6th, 2005, 14:30
well, being the author of the short wife thread, i had to chime in. :wave1:
Shes 5' even and i'm 6' even, i dated one an inch shorter than her once. i do have to say though, that the shorter a girl is, the more they tend to scare me behind the wheel. especially of a big car! coincidentally, they both had ford taurus' as their vehicles. never been more afraid in my life! :scared: but this one likes the jeep, and wants it to be big, all of which is a huge bonus for me! And yes, I love her in my shirts too, she seems happier in my clothes than her own.
Glenn B
April 6th, 2005, 14:43
6foot 1in here. Wife is 5foot 1in. If I wanna piss her off, I start singing Randy Newmans "Short people". Makes life fun....
Supertrapped
April 6th, 2005, 14:50
I'm 5'11"
I generally end up dating women in the 5'1" to 5'4" range.
Tall women scare me. lol.
kubtastic
April 6th, 2005, 14:54
Last one was just an inch taller than me, which is permissible until she puts on high heels. That's when it gets ridiculous.
Gil BullyKatz
April 6th, 2005, 15:38
My wife is an inch taller than me...
Don't care...
I've never cared how much taller or shorter they are...
As long as I'm longer and thicker...
:D
speaking about hair ya know?
holyfield1799
April 6th, 2005, 16:21
i messed around with a girl who was 6'2. intimidating i say.......
Gil BullyKatz
April 6th, 2005, 16:26
i messed around with a girl who was 6'2. intimidating i say.......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/bullycatz/Large20woman202.jpg
Beej
April 6th, 2005, 16:48
A guy I used to work with said a perfect woman was three feet tall with a flat head you can set your beer on...
(My wife's gonna hit me with a frying pan if she reads that one :D )
Rev Den
April 6th, 2005, 16:54
My wife is short 5'3, I am 6'. She has to hop to get in my Jeep, it makes her appriciate the steps on the Excursion.
I have no problems with this situation.
Rev
Lincoln
April 6th, 2005, 17:57
I like it when your nose to nose and your toes are in it or toes to toes and your nose is in it.
Starboard M
April 6th, 2005, 20:34
Im 6'2'' and my gf is about 5'5''. She likes driving in the Jeep, and can get in and out better then I can
lankchevy
April 6th, 2005, 21:11
A guy I used to work with said a perfect woman was three feet tall with a flat head you can set your beer on...
(My wife's gonna hit me with a frying pan if she reads that one :D )
if u wanna hear where he got that off of then download the song "nymphomanic" by Cross Canadian Ragweed. its a great song (hilarious) and that part is at the very end of it. it talks about wanting to date a rich dumb young nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store, drives a cadiliac, and a bunch of other stuff.
kolby
Beej
April 6th, 2005, 21:18
if u wanna hear where he got that off of then download the song "nymphomanic" by Cross Canadian Ragweed. its a great song (hilarious) and that part is at the very end of it. it talks about wanting to date a rich dumb young nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store, drives a cadiliac, and a bunch of other stuff. kolby I do believe that's the first time I've heard them mentioned on this site! Or any other site for that matter. :laugh3: But it ain't theirs either... Its a very old joke, but fitting in a thread like this.
Thanks for reminding me of one of our proud contributors to the Canadian music scene. Anyone else catch the Junos (http://www.junoawards.ca/) on Sunday nite?
Ghost
April 7th, 2005, 06:05
If I wanna piss her off, I start singing Randy Newmans "Short people". Makes life fun....
Yep, been there! :wave:
jeeppowermj
April 7th, 2005, 19:03
I'm 6'1" and I'm more attracted to the 5'7"-5'11" girls. I know this one girl from Mexico that is like 4'10" and we call her speedy gonzolas because her legs are like 2' long. Its really funny.
Cottontail
April 19th, 2005, 15:08
I'm 6'6" and my wife is 5'7.
My brother is 6'7 and his wife is 5'4.
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