Don't you hate it when...

[Beej]

you squeeze out the tiniest fart, and it fills the entire auditorium with the scent of a rotting turkey stuffed with sulfur and ammonia? My only saving grace is no one knew for sure who did it, could have been any of the 500 high schoolers in attendance! :D

[Darky]

I hate when my wife and I are laying in bed and she says I gotta fart and rolls over. She tries and nothing comes out so she rolls back over against me and as soon as her butt hits me, the fart comes tumbling out...

[BrettM]

I hate when my wife and I are laying in bed and she says I gotta fart and rolls over. She tries and nothing comes out so she rolls back over against me and as soon as her butt hits me, the fart comes tumbling out...
give her the dutch oven

[Darky]

I have on more thana few occasions, but my butt holds no power compared to hers...:D

[BrettM]

trap her in her own dutch oven, ah the irony

[BajaXJ92]

This thread belongs on JU.

Mod's please see to it, accordingly.

thx,
Mgmt.

[crookedletterd]

trap her in her own dutch oven, ah the irony

she might like the smell :D

[red91]

This thread belongs on JU.

Mod's please see to it, accordingly.

thx,
Mgmt.

upper right corner, B.C. Canada...they wonder why they get a bad rap.

[Darky]

trap her in her own dutch oven, ah the irony
:roflmao: Awesome, I'll have to remember that one next time...

[RichP]

THATS why women burn those scented candles, usually 5 or more after chinese...

[TRNDRVR]

This thread belongs on JU.Definitely a JU thread. Thankfully it won't last long.

[casm]

THATS why women burn those scented candles, usually 5 or more after chinese...

Attention women... (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell)

[Beej]

Attention women... (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell):rof:
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